the say something random thread

woosaysdan

it does exactly what it says on the tin post random pieces of drivvel here

Dr. Loon

I'm goin for a smoke now

woosaysdan

shout abuse shout abuse shout abuse shout abuse shout abuse shout abuse im shouting abuse

Dr. Loon

What do you call a man with no balls?

Patrick.

woosaysdan

what do you call a man with only a left testicle?
aright bollix

Zombienosh

shut up
you shut up
no you shut up
you're the one whos talking
well theres no one else here
shhhhhushhhhhh
what was that
huh
the wind

Zombienosh

russian prostitute

onyourbackyabitch

woosaysdan

boys have penises girls have vaginas

Dr. Loon

Lee Van Cleef is a hoor.

woosaysdan

who is that?

Dr. Loon

Lee Van Cleef

amp

"Something random"

woosaysdan

you never said simon said

Canis Lupus

pam wrote:

"Something random"

"something random thread" I'm sure is what you meant.

woosaysdan

dont tell pam what to do sit on your hand till it goes numb and it almost feels like someone elses

RE*AC*TOR

i demand more from the houses of the future!

woosaysdan

like??? a talking fridge and an electric sofa

RE*AC*TOR

woosaysdan wrote:

like??? a talking fridge and an electric sofa

you used to be cool

woosaysdan

i can be still hip!!! my mom told me that just the other day

Maximilian

Here's one for y'all

"When will the novelty of typing stuff for the sake of it ever wear off?"

Ro: maaan!

If there is I don't wanna know about it.

woosaysdan

shut up i cant hear the voices in my head with all that typing

BEAT

cock

its a funneh word when you think about it...Cock

I will try to use it in a sentence today

RE*AC*TOR

Easy...

Nickelback are Lulu with a cock and a guitar.
To French (bablefish)
Nickelback sont Lulu avec un robinet et une guitare.
Back to english (babelfish)
Nickelback are Lulu with a tap and a guitar.
To Spanish (bablefish)
Nickelback es Lulu con un golpecito y una guitarra.
Back To English (babelfish)
Nickelback is Lulu with a tap and a guitar.
To Dutch (bablefish)
Van de Slulu con V.N. van Nickelback guitarra van golpecitoy una.
Back To English (babelfish)
Of the Slulu con V.N. van Nickelback guitarra of golpecitoy una.

woosaysdan

BEAT

woosaysdan wrote:

can I pet your cock?
or perhaps make your cock my pet?

Dr. Loon

Watch out.... there's innuendo's flyin' all over the shop here.

Jesus!!! Did you see the size of the voop on that cóck?

smoke.me.a.kipper

im *something random* and so is my wife.

MidnightQueen

smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:

im *something random* and so is my wife.

I never saw a ring on your finger! :rolleyes:


P.s Congrats on the 11th green dot!

smoke.me.a.kipper

KittyKat wrote:

I never saw a ring on your finger! :rolleyes:


P.s Congrats on the 11th green dot!

my ring isnt anywhere near my finger.

cajun_tiger

shhhhhh its a sercret

MidnightQueen

smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:

my ring isnt anywhere near my finger.

Well then whats your wife gonna say?? :eek:

cajun_tiger

woa its a hand, and its got these finger things woa , prretty sweet if you ask me. whos askin you ? i dunno but wheres my hand now?? hmmmmmm now its realy tasty!

smoke.me.a.kipper

cajun_tiger wrote:

woa its a hand, and its got these finger things woa , prretty sweet if you ask me. whos askin you ? i dunno but wheres my hand now?? hmmmmmm now its realy tasty!

was it in yer box?

cajun_tiger

what box this box or that box or the box thats now in your hand???

woosaysdan

how did you get your ring in her box??? it must be one big box!!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

your box. the one my hand is in.

woosaysdan

get your finger away from your ring

eoin_f

drink up like youre in your aunties

the_syco

Drink is good. Grass is better. Sex rules.

woosaysdan

nine out of ten men prefer sex to whiskers!!!

Agent Smith

I slept In college today.... I feel "refreshed"

woosaysdan

i fell asleep in the lecture hall before and slept through three lectures two of which i didnt have before been woken up by a very rude lecture!!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

the_syco wrote:

Drink is good. Grass is better. Sex rules.

can you please explain this set of rules please.

Giblet

My ass is itchy.

RIGHT IN THE HOLE!

woosaysdan

dont you just hate that

amp

Canis Lupus wrote:

"something random thread" I'm sure is what you meant.

Shut the fuck up newbie and learn your place in the pecking order of boards.ie. I'm the best damn flamewarrior this two bit forum has had the honour of witnessing so you better back it up and move on before your shit gets whacked.. etc.

Giblet

pam wrote:

Shut the fuck up newbie and learn your place in the pecking order of boards.ie. I'm the best damn flamewarrior this two bit forum has had the honour of witnessing so you better back it up and move on before your shit gets whacked.. etc.

Healio

I really shouldnt be here.

Giblet

Haha

Zaph

I appear to have found my spiritual home at this forum