the say something random thread

smoke.me.a.kipper

parp.

koneko

shpoogle

climaxer

I just bought a packet of Fruit Pastilles and there is only one black one - why is there never many of my favourite ones .

woosaysdan

i like the red ones uuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Fruit Pastilles

PH01

I've got this song in my head and it won't go away!

Next time you're found with your chin on the ground
There's a lot to be learned so look around
Just what makes that little ol' ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant

But he's got high hopes... he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie in the sky hopes
So any time you're getting low
'Stead of letting go,
Just remember that ant.
Oops there goes another rubber tree
Oops there goes another rubber tree
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant.

When troubles call and your back's to the wall
There's a lot to be learned, that wall could fall.
Once there was a silly ol' ram,
Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam;
No one could make that ram, scram,
He kept buttin' that dam

But he's got high hopes... he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie in the sky hopes
So any time you're feeling bad
'Stead of feeling sad
Just remember that ram.
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam!

Next time you're found with your chin on the ground
There's a lot to be learned so look around
Just what makes that little ol' ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant

So keep your high hopes, keep your high hopes.
Keep your high apple pie in the sky hopes.
A problem's just a toy balloon
They'll be bursting soon
They're just bound to go POP!

Oops there goes another problem ker...

Oops there goes another problem ker...

Oops there goes another problem kerplop.

Kerplop!

neuro-praxis

Look I don't want your mom to worry. When she worries she says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep".

climaxer

Some man has just come into the office and asked me can he use our loo. He's in there now. I hope he's not a lunatic cos I'm on my own................

smoke.me.a.kipper

eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding.

davie_b

if bertie ahearn relly exists why does he let bad things happen

neuro-praxis

Well, if Bertie intervened in everything, then the laws of physics would no longer apply.

And we'd all cack ourselves.

Piste

smoke.me.a.kipper wrote:

eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding.

I'll eat YOUR pudding

smoke.me.a.kipper

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

I'll eat YOUR pudding

ohhh errr!

Piste

I'll ohhh YOUR errr!

smoke.me.a.kipper

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

I'll ohhh YOUR errr!

*speechless*

sanncoo

I see.....................................the sea and the sea sees me
god bless the sea and god bless me!

Atchooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

well i ever wanted condem the lower species, id have to live on a lower planet.

Piste

Mmmmmm Penguin soup. Smells like teen spirit...........and tastes like it too

cajun_tiger

mentos mmm fruit kind.... mmmmm

Zombienosh

fother muckers

Nasty_Girl

I love expired cookie dough....tastes like rubber and smells like glue yeah

pretty-in-pink

a rabid family fat hairy sugar-cow-monkeys live under my bed

Piste

They got to you too? Oh no....

Big_Dirty_Pig

pissy wissy wissy

simu

The silliness will overspill this forum and drown all of boards!!!

Wipe my words!!!

frodi

Why don't they invent pizza flavoured beer ot beer flavoured pizza?

Chad ghostal

Apocalypse, 1:30 Sat. 20th November.
Tickets £59.95, available from all ticketmaster outlets nationwide.

Sarky

Why is a barrel of monkeys supposed to be fun? If anything, a large container packed with monkeys would be a terrifying mess of teeth and nails and panic.

CuLT

Peanuts!

EKRIUQ

I'm out of prisionnnnnnnnn

Chad ghostal

feed it to your mother