So I says to him I says.....

embee · 04-11-2004 02:32AM

One that gets said quite a bit around Ardee way is -

"He is the two ends of a bollox"

Meaning that he is more than just "a bollox", hes a bollox through and through.
"The two ends" is used with a lot of different words at the end...

You can have "The two ends of.....

a nyuck
a bollox
a c*nt
a bastard
a larrier
a git
a gob****e

etc.

I have never really understood why someone is the "two ends" of anything, but it makes some kind of weird sense.

billy the squid · 04-11-2004 02:45AM

There must be a lot of dizzy people around limerick because the always turn around before they say something

"hand he turned around and said..."

_blank_ · 04-11-2004 09:00AM

I have another one.

"There yare"

yeah, I know, thanks.

sprinkles · 04-11-2004 10:24AM

Pet wrote:

I really wear the arse out of the word "like" (sorry dudes).

Sounds kinky!

pickarooney · 04-11-2004 04:47PM

embee wrote:

One that gets said quite a bit around Ardee way is -

"He is the two ends of a bollox"

Meaning that he is more than just "a bollox", hes a bollox through and through.
"The two ends" is used with a lot of different words at the end...

You can have "The two ends of.....

a nyuck
a bollox
a c*nt
a bastard
a larrier
a git
a gob****e

etc.

I have never really understood why someone is the "two ends" of anything, but it makes some kind of weird sense.

My old boss used to say that a lot. He was from Carlow and funnily enough he himself was the two end of every negative epithet you could throw at him.

cajun_tiger · 09-11-2004 02:01PM

i was on the bus home yesterday and this girl who was 16 got on with her two mate

lets call them tina tara sara
so tina sits on seat seat colapses under her huge a$$ she screams "SCARLE(T)" i'm guessing its a silent T or something, then she decides to tell her mates how "SCARLE"
the rest of her day was

" OH ME GOD LIKE DATS DA MOST SCARLE EVOR!LIKE I WAS IN MR OCONORS AND IT WAS LIKE OH ME GOD AND I FELT LIKE A TOTAL SPA AND DEN DAT AND DE UDDER DAY DA YUNG UN FROM OVER DERE WAS SLAGGIN ME AND LIKE I WAS LIKE SEE YOU AND SHE WAS LIKE YE DO YE AND DEN I WAS DRUNK AND CUDDNT SEE HER DE CU^T LIKE WATS HER PROBLEM DEN SHE MET ME FELLA AND DEN ME UDDER FELLA CAME OVER AND BATE HIM AND YE SUDDA SEEN WAT I WAS WEARN I HAD A LOVERLY TOP ON AND A SKIRT UP TO ME CRA£K AND I WAS SCARLE COZ DAT YUNG UN WAS DRESSED LIKE A TOTAL S[APPER I CUDDA DUN HER BUT ME FELLA WANTED A R!DE INSTEAD"

i couldn't wait ot get off the bus

jester77 · 09-11-2004 02:45PM

"Ah sur ya know yerself"... what is it I'm supposed to know

Can't remember where it is I keep hearing that one!

And Limerick people "misshhhter, da ya haer ma"?? NO I'm ignoring you!
Plus... "where's ma tackies?" ahhh, just hate that so much...
and when people in the west keep sticking "biteen" in a sentence!! Annoys me... but sur ya know yerself!!

sprinkles · 09-11-2004 03:10PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

i was on the bus home yesterday and this girl who was 16 got on with her two mate

lets call them tina tara sara
so tina sits on seat seat colapses under her huge a$$ she screams "SCARLE(T)" i'm guessing its a silent T or something, then she decides to tell her mates how "SCARLE"
the rest of her day was

" OH ME GOD LIKE DATS DA MOST SCARLE EVOR!LIKE I WAS IN MR OCONORS AND IT WAS LIKE OH ME GOD AND I FELT LIKE A TOTAL SPA AND DEN DAT AND DE UDDER DAY DA YUNG UN FROM OVER DERE WAS SLAGGIN ME AND LIKE I WAS LIKE SEE YOU AND SHE WAS LIKE YE DO YE AND DEN I WAS DRUNK AND CUDDNT SEE HER DE CU^T LIKE WATS HER PROBLEM DEN SHE MET ME FELLA AND DEN ME UDDER FELLA CAME OVER AND BATE HIM AND YE SUDDA SEEN WAT I WAS WEARN I HAD A LOVERLY TOP ON AND A SKIRT UP TO ME CRA£K AND I WAS SCARLE COZ DAT YUNG UN WAS DRESSED LIKE A TOTAL S[APPER I CUDDA DUN HER BUT ME FELLA WANTED A R!DE INSTEAD"

i couldn't wait ot get off the bus

I wonder which is worse: on a bus to blanch, or on the dart to Bray?

Loike I dunno roysh!

Linoge · 09-11-2004 03:22PM

The MOST annoying... 'chick'. "Hiya chick" "Are ya going out later chick" "Any news chick" "OK chick" "See ya later chick" and so on and so forth. How annoying. Do I look like a fncking little yellow bird?
I think this word is made even worse by the fact that it is usually false, bleach blonde, fake tan bitches who talk like that.

cajun_tiger · 09-11-2004 03:38PM

bus to lucan!!! cause if its not total scum it stuck up their own ar£e toffs

Spalk0 · 09-11-2004 03:44PM

Ive a habit of saying 'bye' loads of times before i hang up the phone!.....just keep repeating it like "bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye" and then hang up!hehe

sliabh · 09-11-2004 04:05PM

gimmick wrote:

But I suppose rather than starting a new thread, what "work terms" or "office speak" does peoples head in.
At the end of the day

I once shared an office with a guy that used that in pretty much every sentence. No matter if it was work, pub, sports related or whatever.

It drove the rest of use spare. When slagging didn't work we started to fine him £1 (it was pre-Euro days). We cost him a fortune. Fair dues, he did pay up at the end of the day

Pigman II · 09-11-2004 04:06PM

The ones that annoy me....

1)Where an anicdote begins with 'Come here a minute ....' as tho you are in a different house rather than sitting right beside the orator.

2) I've myself been guilty of saying 'at the end of the day' quite a bit ... tho thankfully not in a David Beckham accent. Must get shock treatment for it.

3) I used to work with a girl who said the word 'basically' in practically every descriptive sentence she ever formed. After six months of having to sit across the room listening to her on the phone telling every customer how every one of their queries could 'basically' be achieved .... I basically wanted to rip off her head and sh1t down her neck.

4) The ultimate annoying phase (usually used by Dublin scummers) inserted into conversations is of course 'D'ya know what I mean'?. Well if you could speak English and construct a coherent sentence without the words 'bleedin' or 'jaysus' every 2 seconds then I'm sure I would begin to my friend.

The Muppet · 09-11-2004 04:49PM

Well basically what really p's me orf is people that begin every sentence with the words "well basically". This tends to happen frequently when you get some joe in his/her 20 minutes of fame being interviewed on Radio/Television .

sprinkles · 09-11-2004 04:53PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

bus to lucan!!! cause if its not total scum it stuck up their own ar£e toffs

Oh ya, roysh, Lucan, ya.

Bleeding massive so e is.

cujimmy · 09-11-2004 04:59PM

As far as I am concerned people who use "fillers" of what ever type are either lacking in self confidence or have a limited vocabulary. It tends to be the latter in most cases.

Maximilian · 09-11-2004 05:23PM

I hate the way some English people say "I was sat there"

Caesar_Bojangle · 09-11-2004 07:34PM

basquille wrote:

Didn't this phrase start in the novel 'The Great Gatsby'?

And it was mocked in The Simpsons.

I believe it was episode with Homer tripping on the chili. And he came into the kitchen in the house and Bart was saying to Lisa "So i says to Mabel, i says"..

that was a great episode too, with johnny cash as the space coyote.

woosaysdan · 09-11-2004 07:45PM

i also have a habit of saying like in the between sentences

MrVestek · 09-11-2004 07:56PM

I sympathise cayjun tiger. Was on the bus on the way home from cork (was seeing the girlfriend) and there were these scumbag dublin skanger girls down the back of the bus. They weren't making too much of a racket although hearing their annoying accents from time to time was a tad irritating. Anyways after the half way point for some reason one of the girls decided there wasn't enough room down the back of the bus and decided to move half-way up the bus (near me). This was bad enough untill she start talking to her friends down the back of the bus, screaming the place down. 'Ohhhh Jaysis i know ye... den he went der and was ridin yer wan and then i said here you roiii and then he said yer not me moh anymorrrr now fuuk off'. And so that went on for the next 2 and a half hours back to dublin from the stop off in kilkenny. What was even worse was the fact that just after crossing the border from kildare into dublin she said 'jaysis i bet i'm annoying everybody on dis bleedin bus buh i dun cayar'. I felt like saying 'jaysis love ye feckin are now will ye shurrup and be quieeehh or i'll dek yeh!!!'. So... basically any saying that any skanger has ever uttered.... ever. EVER!!!

So I says to him I says.....

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