spider

smoke.me.a.kipper · 08-10-2004 02:44PM #1

a spider just wandered onto my desk. ive had him running up my arms for a while now, and was wondering if anyone knows anything else i could do with him, to take away the boredon of work??

bizmark · 08-10-2004 02:45PM

Nice things or bad things?

smoke.me.a.kipper · 08-10-2004 02:46PM

well, when i finish my day, he will meet his maker, but nice things till then. or ideas on how to kill him off later would be handy too.

woosaysdan · 08-10-2004 02:49PM

never a dull moment there!!! get a glass of water and teach him how to swim!!!

RedneckAgenda · 08-10-2004 02:49PM

I found a big f*cker in my shed last night. He must have been the size of a 20c peice. Scared the sh!t out of me so i nailed the b@stard with a spade.

Small one's are cute though.

bizmark · 08-10-2004 02:50PM

Well iv just watched aliens 3 so im going for Spider meets office fan

MidnightQueen · 08-10-2004 02:55PM

smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:

a spider just wandered onto my desk. ive had him running up my arms for a while now, and was wondering if anyone knows anything else i could do with him, to take away the boredon of work??

:eek:

How about killing it?? On the hand dont do that cos it'l be raining 2moro. Just a superstition. It better be small!!

Whatever u do dont bring him up to my flat!! I dont want another 8 legged visitor in my flat! Theyre living on my clothes line, on the kitchen window and theyres another big fukker outside my bedroom window. I dont want to touch it and i'm afraid to even open the window!

*Page* · 08-10-2004 02:56PM

weel you can make a cage out of glue and paperclips and see hoe long it takes him to make a nice little house then smash it up on him.... see him.... pull his legs off then glue him back together add things to him i wrk at a desk too can keep the ideas going all day..... pm me if u want more(private message)

RedneckAgenda · 08-10-2004 02:58PM

What is with all these mad big spiders everywhere suddenly ???

I've cought some big guys outside my house recently. One had a 2cm torso !!!

Pigman II · 08-10-2004 02:59PM

Put him in a plastic coffee cup, put the lid on and watch him use it as a hamster wheel.

_sheep · 08-10-2004 02:59PM

smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:

a spider just wandered onto my desk. ive had him running up my arms for a while now, and was wondering if anyone knows anything else i could do with him, to take away the boredon of work??

Post a thread on the internet about it

smoke.me.a.kipper · 08-10-2004 02:59PM

i have him under a can of coke while im taking calls but between calls me and 'john-anthony spider' are getting more aquanted.

monkeyfudge · 08-10-2004 03:00PM

Why not put the spider in a little parcel and post it to your mother and see if it survives the journey.

Doper Than U · 08-10-2004 03:01PM

OR.. how about you train it to be your little sidekick! You could get it to spin a web over and unsuspecting female worker (fear of spiders necessary), and then to drop down and hover right in her face, and then shimmy back up its web while she screams the place down. Then when it has babies, they can be your own little army!!! The possibilities are endless!!

MidnightQueen · 08-10-2004 03:01PM

drshortass wrote:

weel you can make a cage out of glue and paperclips and see hoe long it takes him to make a nice little house then smash it up on him.... see him.... pull his legs off then glue him back together add things to him i wrk at a desk too can keep the ideas going all day..... pm me if u want more(private message)

The poor lil guy is defo in for it!

Oh by the way Woosaysdan, i thought spiders could stand on water!!

*Page* · 08-10-2004 03:03PM

take a look at the soul of a guys shoe size 10- 10 1/2 and the ball of the foot part(the toe end) well ye couple of weeks ago i suahed on that fitted in that space!!! body was huge legs were long i heard him before i saw him he ran across the wooden floor and i heard it ew ew ew i hate spiders
but if spiderman kept his suit on i'd do him

woosaysdan · 08-10-2004 03:06PM

not if you keep pouring water in on top of the little feckers or also smak you could keep him as your pet!!!

bizmark · 08-10-2004 03:07PM

You do understand spiderman isnt a spider but a man with spider powers!

Anyway ! why not set it on fire and use it like fire ships back in the day of sail powered ships of the line

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sanncoo · 08-10-2004 03:07PM

Kittykat

Must be a plague of them...they are hiding in the pegs on my line.....there's a big mother hucker outside my back door.....I mean big! Legs like bloody pipe cleaners....mmmmmmmm! :eek:

Could it be the eggcarton & pipecleaner spider I made all those years ago after watching Bosco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, they are everywhere! I pity anyone who has real phobia about them!

S

MidnightQueen · 08-10-2004 03:09PM

smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:

i have him under a can of coke while im taking calls but between calls me and 'john-anthony spider' are getting more aquanted.

Instead of John-Anthony try Mark-Anthony: Britneys hubby!

How about trying to find another spider, introduce them to oneanother and see what happens!

*Page* · 08-10-2004 03:10PM

Doper Than U wrote:

OR.. how about you train it to be your little sidekick! You could get it to spin a web over and unsuspecting female worker (fear of spiders necessary), and then to drop down and hover right in her face, and then shimmy back up its web while she screams the place down. Then when it has babies, they can be your own little army!!! The possibilities are endless!!

y female ive made more guys sream where i work wit tricks invoving snakes spiders and sweets muh hu hu hu ah hem

Doper Than U · 08-10-2004 03:13PM

lol. fair enough.. I was going for the stereotype here

(and I'm female btw... and I hate spiders.. don't like killing them though)

MidnightQueen · 08-10-2004 03:16PM

sanncoo wrote:

Kittykat

Must be a plague of them...they are hiding in the pegs on my line.....there's a big mother hucker outside my back door.....I mean big! Legs like bloody pipe cleaners....mmmmmmmm! :eek:

Could it be the eggcarton & pipecleaner spider I made all those years ago after watching Bosco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, they are everywhere! I pity anyone who has real phobia about them!

S

LOL

At least i'm not the only one with the same problem!

*Page* · 08-10-2004 03:24PM

ok then doin nasty things (trick wise) is fun to do to girls too but i don't know what it is but theres something joy ful in the sound of a full man screaming when a spider is sat ever so delicatly on the edge of his paper cup

ah the memories

smoke.me.a.kipper · 08-10-2004 03:25PM

John-Anthony Spider:

his current abode, under this coke can:

*Page* · 08-10-2004 03:26PM

he's a bit bigger then i thought

*Page* · 08-10-2004 03:28PM

are you the blonde one

smoke.me.a.kipper · 08-10-2004 03:28PM

drshortass wrote:

he's a bit bigger then i thought

hes also alot closer to the camera than the mouse is!

sanncoo · 08-10-2004 03:29PM

John Antony has long legs.....eeek!

It must be his cousin sitting outside my back door....his country hick of a cousin!

:eek:

MidnightQueen · 08-10-2004 03:29PM

smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:

John-Anthony Spider:

AAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh

Its huge!! Get rid of it! :eek:

KdjaCL · 08-10-2004 03:31PM

Find a fly , wing it enough to stop ot flying , find a plate place both on it let nature take its course and have to somfin to watch for the rest of the day.

I never kil spiders they too cool (unlike cats/dogs who do **** all spiders kill for their food) so i leave them alive and feed them any flies from the fly electrocutor thingy. Althought maybe if they moved into the bottom would be handier.

kdjac

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