spider

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but wat 'bout the fly's

smoke.me.a.kipper

drshortass wrote:

are you the blonde one

the blonde one where?

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in the pic???
(me@work)blonde guy brown guy

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

im gonna come over and kill it now

what time you on lunch? we can drop him into the canteen food

smoke.me.a.kipper

blonde.

boogie man

RedneckAgenda wrote:

What is with all these mad big spiders everywhere suddenly ???

I've cought some big guys outside my house recently. One had a 2cm torso !!!

AFAIK, it's the time of year - they all (or at least the males) come out to look for a mate, thats why you see them a lot more than usual.

I think I'm going to pass out from thinking about them, I hate the feckers.

I recenty caught a big one in my bog - he was weird - fat body, thick legs and a white stripe down his back. I've never seen one like it before! It was pretty greusome standing on him! :eek:

BM.

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ok ye i think their not safe the 1's wit spripes

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How? I mean if he kept his suit on how would you do him? I'm curious.

*EDIT* Just realised how long I had this topic sitting open. It was a response to the "i'd do spiderman" reply *EDIT*

Canis Lupus

can i vote NOT to kill him? its a curious thing i have.. i hate spiders but i try not to kill them...

Firstly he might be able to get an sos out to his mates before he dies.

Secondly it might just turn out that in the future spiders take over the world. If u let that one live he might put in a good word about u and yur family and so yur progeny will be spared being eaten alive when the revolution happens...

bizmark

That or hes the ring leader of this revolution you talk of ....I demand you kill the spider now just to be sure

smoke.me.a.kipper

im going to start picking off his legs. one on the hour every hour. im going to do a whole side, then the other side. might be funny watching him run around in circles for a while!!

MidnightQueen

Well its definetly gonna be raining 2moro! At least it gives those lil bastards on my clothes line a nice shower but i'll never get my clothes dry!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

KittyKat wrote:

Well its definetly gonna be raining 2moro! At least it gives those lil bastards on my clothes line a nice shower but i'll never get my clothes dry!!

wet t-shirts all the way!!

Canis Lupus

smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:

im going to start picking off his legs. one on the hour every hour. im going to do a whole side, then the other side. might be funny watching him run around in circles for a while!!

ah no jesus.... here i am a 23 yr old bloke and im pleading for the spiders life and mobility.... whats my life become...

I have a thing against needlessly killing something.... altho my morals have plenty of grey areas i cant stand it when someone sees a spider and just kills it for being there. It will take a minute out of yur day to take the spider and put him out of harms way

smoke.me.a.kipper

i will take your view into due consideration. maybe i will release him back to his friends in the wild.

BEAT

KittyKat wrote:

Instead of John-Anthony try Mark-Anthony: Britneys hubby!
How about trying to find another spider, introduce them to oneanother and see what happens!

well, Marc Anthony is J-Lo's hubby tbh
and SMAK, u leave that poor spider alone...do him a favor and release him outside....as much as I hate spiders and how they scare teh crap out of me I am feeling pretty sorry for the little guy now
Though if it were me I would have smashed him by now just because of my unrational fear of a crawly things that are a hundred times smaller than I am

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do it do it let him down the ass crack of sum1 bending ovr

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oh by the by i'd cut a hole in his spidy suit if it didnt have a pee hole and thats how i'd do him

smoke.me.a.kipper

hes moved just down the desk, from his old house, under the coke can. now hes living in the plastic thing my sandwich came in. i gave him a thumbtack to keep him occupied. hes having the time of his life in there tbh!!

close up, sorry bout the quality, got a ****e phone...

and a close up of the thumbtack too...


so, any more ideas for what to so with him before i release him??

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wat do u wrk at? i'm in personnel so u can c y i'm doin nothin plus i'm a temp.... but wats ur reason??

smoke.me.a.kipper

im in tech support. im dying sick and im bored. so along comes my new little pet to cheer me up and give me something to look at and take apart

fiacha

i'm bored, why don't you come over to my office so I can fire staples at you

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me to i think we soud arange a meeting of sum sort and pretend to do sumting important

MidnightQueen

smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:

close up, sorry bout the quality, got a ****e phone...

and a close up of the thumbtack too...

Just dont bring him to newhome 3!!

tovalee

Canis Lupus wrote:

ah no jesus.... here i am a 23 yr old bloke and im pleading for the spiders life and mobility.... whats my life become...

I have a thing against needlessly killing something.... altho my morals have plenty of grey areas i cant stand it when someone sees a spider and just kills it for being there. It will take a minute out of yur day to take the spider and put him out of harms way

I have to agree. My philosophy is dont kill it ,unless you plan on eating it!!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

mr. spider has been released.

[edit]unharmed [/edit]

sanncoo

1/ What happened to the spider?
2/ I can't belive I'm logging on from home to find out what happened to the little beggar? :eek:
3/ That big fecker with the pipecleaner legs is still outside my back door.......

sanncoo

yahoo!

You read my mind! :eek:

Hail SMAK the spider saver

tovalee

smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:

mr. spider has been released.

[edit]unharmed [/edit]

YAY!! You are a truely nice human being!!

bender

smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:

mr. spider has been released.

[edit]unharmed [/edit]

thank good!! been so worried about the litlle fella, when i something was said about legs ... even said a prayer for him!!! how sad am i??