Favourite Chat up lines

super_furry · 01-06-2004 02:50PM

The only one that I've ever used and ever worked for me wasn't even meant to be a chat-up line. I was ****-faced, saw this beautiful girl at the bar who I would usually have thought was far too good looking for me. But as I was pissed, I walked up and said to her: "I want to kiss you in a black and white film."

A year and a half later and we're still going out.

Yo Mamma · 01-06-2004 04:04PM

It puts the lotion on its body or else it gets the hose again......

jill_valentine · 01-06-2004 04:06PM

"I want to kiss you in a black and white film."

D'you know, I think I might be quite taken with that one if somebody tried it...

Evil_Bilbo · 01-06-2004 04:42PM

I'll bum you into the middle of next week you dirty wench.

keu · 01-06-2004 06:33PM

your daddy must be a baker...cuz you've got beautiful buns.

the old ones work the best though...where have you been all my life?

WizZard · 01-06-2004 09:47PM

One I used in the Temple theatre years ago..

"Hi, I'm ..., I just wanted to see if your personality was as nice as your body."

(and if you're that girl, PM me!! )

LeperKing · 01-06-2004 10:43PM

My friend was wondering if you'd be with me.

TacT · 01-06-2004 11:17PM

Originally posted by Beruthiel
so...
from all those 'chat up' lines
I have deduced that you are all still virgins

That's funny, I have deducted everyone was having a laugh at the expense of the thread starter because it's the millionth time this topic has shown up and it's funny to hear the ridiculous things people are willing to do/say for sex

nothing new here yet though

Asok · 01-06-2004 11:23PM

<Randomlady> Come on you said you would shag the arse off me all night come on will ya!!!
<TacTUnconscious> **** off.

Sorry man but it was kinda priceless.

Healio · 02-06-2004 01:58AM

how about.........................

Do you wanna go halves on a Bastard?

woosaysdan · 02-06-2004 03:35PM

well you know what the say up the bum no harm done how about it then?

yoda01 · 03-06-2004 12:29AM

Your bum is like a basket ball ...mind if I dribble on it?

fizzynicenice · 03-06-2004 12:39AM

a friend once tried this little gem "was you father a thief, he must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes..."
so I butted in with:
"yeah, and I saw him nick a frozen pizza from Dunnes"

needless to say he got no poontang, but I did. Humor guys humor

mad m · 04-06-2004 01:10AM

remember one time when the old submarine pub was there up near crumlin before it was knocked down and rebuil.Bought a rose and went up to this girl and said(btw,was quite gone with drink at this stage)u look lovely like this rose,gisa a kiss.....got one too..ahem....god im old.....if i turn my age upside down im 23 so feck this im going to Auzzie land where everything is upside down.....:D

TomTom · 04-06-2004 01:46AM

Stroll up to a girl at the bar, when someone goes to serve you, sinal for her to be served first. It's a bloody easy way to break the ice.
Then ask her what she would like for breakfast.
Tell her her shirt would match your floor.
Point out the fact she has a runny nose and enquire if she has a cold or is just full.

Sleepy · 04-06-2004 09:57AM

A mate of mine has pulled with all of the following as opening lines:

"nice shoes, wanna ****?"
"how are ya sorted for a man tonight?"
"Hi, I'm Michael, and I'm Mark, I've schizophrenia and I've a multiple personality disorder"

Granted he's one of the funniest ****ers I know so he can always follow it up with a witty conversation, but still it's impressive when you see someone use a chatup line and have it work!

Only time I've ever met a girl through a chat-up line, she used it on me!

gobby · 04-06-2004 12:37PM

German one:

Ich bin eine klein erdberre, ess mich. (my spelling sux)

elexes · 04-06-2004 12:56PM

Originally posted by Beruthiel
so...
from all those 'chat up' lines
I have deduced that you are all still virgins

depends on what ur offering to solve the problom

Favourite Chat up lines

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