Favourite Chat up lines

Gangsta

We all use them sumtime or another either for gettin laid or for the laff, so which one's ur fave?

rymus

nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

Johnny_the_fox

harrrr doin?

imirish

nice legs when do they open

Big Ears

how much ?

vega_AH64

how about

Do listen to death metal.

works a treat. that is if any one listens to death metal.but they never do.

The Sweeper

"Do you come here often? ....or is the floor always this sticky?"

KlodaX

you smell pretty good, wanna smell me? - Johnny Bravo.

TwoShedsJackson

'Fancy a fuck??'

*WHACK*

'Well would you mind lying down while I have one?'

superconor

"Yarr, Prepare to be boarded!" - works best in a pirate accent / costume / ship.

Sefrian

Yarr, Prepare to be boarded!" - works best in a pirate accent / costume / ship.

gotta try that one!!!!

Murv

if you were a burger in mcdonalds, you'd be mcbeautiful...

Sleepy

Hi, I'm Sleepy.

Ro: maaan!

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but did you say you'd give me a shag?

Ro: maaan!

Get in the truck.

Ro: maaan!

Get in the van.

Barry Aldwell

Can't believe it hasn't been said yet:

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

ShriekingSheet

Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
Can't believe it hasn't been said yet:

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

I don't get it

Ro: maaan!

Rape is funny!

I knew it was...

ShriekingSheet

ahhhhhhhhhhh

now i do!

Chinafoot

one guy said to me before......."you look wet, wanna get funky?"

:eek:

Woden

Originally posted by Ro: maaan!
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but did you say you'd give me a shag?

this has amused greatly

the fnj

I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Ronan|Raven

A/S/L/?

Superman

do you have a stira?


:eek: such an indecent proposal

billy the squid

How would you like to be buried with MY people

hows this

Fella: "Can I have your phone number"
Lady: "It's in the phone book"
Fella: "But I don't know your name"
Lady: Tha's in the phone book too."

amp

"I'm great in the sack, it's a family tradition"

Or something like that. Embarressment has since blurred the incident in my head.

Crash

heh, mate of mine lost a bet one night while insanely drunk.

Had to go up to this fcking GORGEOUS girl, sit beside her, real pervy like, look her up and down and go "...can i touch your legs?"

DRakE

few classics there.. pirate one rox

gsand

Walk up to a pair of girls - one hot, one a mess.

Say hi to the mess and ask her if she wants to dance. Naturally she says yes then you say 'good...**** off then so I can talk to your friend' hasnt worked for me yet-but gets some 'interesting' responses!!!

StickyMcGinty

first of all its not "RAPE"

its "Surprise sex"

Agent Smith

Originally posted by Murv
if you were a burger in mcdonalds, you'd be mcbeautiful...

class!


would you like to play with my mcnuggets.....

Beruthiel

so...
from all those 'chat up' lines
I have deduced that you are all still virgins

Kold

Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
Can't believe it hasn't been said yet:

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Heh quality

smoke.me.a.kipper

Originally posted by agent smith
would you like to play with my mcnuggets.....

... while i have a go on yer Filet-O-Fish

or

"get your goat, you have pulled."

tman

'scuse me darlin', do you fack as good as you dance?
are you as hot in the bedroom as you are on the dancefloor?

man i love that tune:)

Deadwing

"Arr matey, ya got cum in me beard"
Another one best said in a pirate fashion.

Zulu

Originally posted by VinnyL
first of all its not "RAPE"

its "Surprise sex"

Haven't heard that in a long time - Brilliant, still laughing.

Rolo Tomasi

If I followed you home would you keep me?

If I was on fire would you piss on me?

yoda01

I wish you were a door would bang you all night long.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

Big Ears

Originally posted by VinnyL
first of all its not "RAPE"

its "Surprise sex"

I think you and that courts have probably had an argument over that .;)

Freak

This one requires the right come back from the chick:

Bloke: Wanna snog?
Chick: No, I fussing who I get off with.
Bloke: Well I'm not that's why I asked you!

(Just remember to duck guys)

yoda01

Can smell your pussy?..... NO.... Must be your feet then.

Fast_Mover

yes im sorry but i had to tell the lame ones:

im sorry iv seemed to have lost my number.....can i have yours?

are you tired?.....coz u were running around in my dreams all nite.

did it hurt?....when u fell from heaven.

(checking their lable at the back of their neck) ahh yes....made in heaven.


had a guy say2me before "i like the way u hav ur hair" ....i was like wdf!

AdMMM

"Hi....em... I have a radio in my car. That is if I had a car, I would, but I don't have a car so I don't... erm Hey.... come back"

Kold

Talking is for people who have things in common *mauls onto her*

ykt0di9url7bc3

Yarrr...Do you want to hoist me main sail?

Yarrr...Booty!

__________________

never really used chat up lines.... i just used to sit there and listen while they yakked on and on and on.... thow in 2 - 3 compliments...some lethal cocktails and they would nearly set out landing lights

yoda01

Do your nipples stick out like cigar butts all the time or just when you talk to me?

woosaysdan

is that a ladder in your tights are a stairway to heaven?

Evil Genius

Only works on a red head...

Me: Do you read?
Her: Yes
Me: Have you read pubes?


For all the ladies...

Me: Do you like chicken?
Her: Yes
Me: Suck me cock...its fowl.

Agent Orange

Originally posted by Superman
do you have a stira?

So you would be asking a stira does she have a stira?

I see this as the beginning of 1984's newspeak, where all language and all thought is reduced to one single word:







"stira".