Favourite Chat up lines

Agent Smith · 28-05-2004 12:55AM

Originally posted by Murv
if you were a burger in mcdonalds, you'd be mcbeautiful...

class!

would you like to play with my mcnuggets.....

Beruthiel · 28-05-2004 08:49AM

so...
from all those 'chat up' lines
I have deduced that you are all still virgins

Kold · 28-05-2004 09:05AM

Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
Can't believe it hasn't been said yet:

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Heh quality

smoke.me.a.kipper · 28-05-2004 11:31AM

Originally posted by agent smith
would you like to play with my mcnuggets.....

... while i have a go on yer Filet-O-Fish

or

"get your goat, you have pulled."

tman · 28-05-2004 11:35AM

'scuse me darlin', do you fack as good as you dance?
are you as hot in the bedroom as you are on the dancefloor?

man i love that tune:)

Deadwing · 28-05-2004 11:48AM

"Arr matey, ya got cum in me beard"
Another one best said in a pirate fashion.

Zulu · 28-05-2004 12:37PM

Originally posted by VinnyL
first of all its not "RAPE"

its "Surprise sex"

Haven't heard that in a long time - Brilliant, still laughing.

Rolo Tomasi · 28-05-2004 01:18PM

If I followed you home would you keep me?

If I was on fire would you piss on me?

yoda01 · 28-05-2004 09:35PM

I wish you were a door would bang you all night long.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

Big Ears · 28-05-2004 11:13PM

Originally posted by VinnyL
first of all its not "RAPE"

its "Surprise sex"

I think you and that courts have probably had an argument over that .;)

Freak · 28-05-2004 11:36PM

This one requires the right come back from the chick:

Bloke: Wanna snog?
Chick: No, I fussing who I get off with.
Bloke: Well I'm not that's why I asked you!

(Just remember to duck guys)

yoda01 · 29-05-2004 12:39AM

Can smell your pussy?..... NO.... Must be your feet then.

Fast_Mover · 29-05-2004 04:29PM

yes im sorry but i had to tell the lame ones:

im sorry iv seemed to have lost my number.....can i have yours?

are you tired?.....coz u were running around in my dreams all nite.

did it hurt?....when u fell from heaven.

(checking their lable at the back of their neck) ahh yes....made in heaven.

had a guy say2me before "i like the way u hav ur hair" ....i was like wdf!

AdMMM · 29-05-2004 04:41PM

"Hi....em... I have a radio in my car. That is if I had a car, I would, but I don't have a car so I don't... erm Hey.... come back"

Kold · 29-05-2004 06:15PM

Talking is for people who have things in common *mauls onto her*

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 30-05-2004 03:02AM

Yarrr...Do you want to hoist me main sail?

Yarrr...Booty!

__________________

never really used chat up lines.... i just used to sit there and listen while they yakked on and on and on.... thow in 2 - 3 compliments...some lethal cocktails and they would nearly set out landing lights

yoda01 · 30-05-2004 05:56AM

Do your nipples stick out like cigar butts all the time or just when you talk to me?

woosaysdan · 30-05-2004 10:01AM

is that a ladder in your tights are a stairway to heaven?

Evil Genius · 30-05-2004 01:32PM

Only works on a red head...

Me: Do you read?
Her: Yes
Me: Have you read pubes?

For all the ladies...

Me: Do you like chicken?
Her: Yes
Me: Suck me cock...its fowl.

Agent Orange · 30-05-2004 10:59PM

Originally posted by Superman
do you have a stira?

So you would be asking a stira does she have a stira?

I see this as the beginning of 1984's newspeak, where all language and all thought is reduced to one single word:

"stira".

quank · 30-05-2004 11:58PM

"You remind me of someone famous... Ah yes! Lassie!"

Okay, not really a chat up line, but how and ever

Skud · 31-05-2004 02:15AM

if you're going to regret this in the morning we can sleep in till the afternoon...

monument · 31-05-2004 02:31AM

Originally posted by Evil Genius
Only works on a red head...

Me: Do you read?
Her: Yes
Me: Have you read pubes?.

I’m sure it works, as in it pisses them off.

jill_valentine · 31-05-2004 02:44AM

(Guy licks finger and presses it on my shoulder)

"Lets get those wet clothes off you."
:rolleyes:

Some classically lame ones in this thread, keep up the good work, though I gotta say, anybody with the sheer balls to say:

nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

deserves at least a conversation...

Amz · 31-05-2004 03:53AM

"Is your second name Jacobs, coz you're a cracker"

"Are you parents handicapped, coz you're special"

"Did your father marry a carrot coz you've beautiful eyes"

Doodee · 31-05-2004 05:00AM

Excuse me for pointing

ARGINITE · 31-05-2004 05:42PM

how did you get on in the junior cert.

ll=llannah · 31-05-2004 06:46PM

"Dr. Turing of Cambridge says that the soul is an illusion and that all that defines us as human beings can be reduced to a series of mechanical operations."

flogen · 31-05-2004 07:25PM

"Dr. Turing of Cambridge says that the soul is an illusion and that all that defines us as human beings can be reduced to a series of mechanical operations."

wow... you can just hear the squelch of moist underwear after that line is delivered :P

Flogen

Deadwing · 01-06-2004 08:40AM

"im gonna bang you like a real ballymun b!tch!"

Favourite Chat up lines

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