Who is the man of men on Boards.ie?

Seamie · 07-04-2004 01:46PM

I shot a man in Reno, just to see him die!

Wait, no, that wasn't me, it was Johnny Cash... But I HAVE listened to several of Johnny Cash's songs, including A Boy Called Sue, which has to be worth some 'ardness points!

fitz · 07-04-2004 01:51PM

I think the general consensus here is that this thread is a perfect example of a rampant, flaming muppetry.

Lump, this is pathetic.
:rolleyes:

mike65 · 07-04-2004 02:06PM

So then, c'mon Lump you lump where are you? Just a scaredy-cat are'nt you? naa-na naaa-na!

*and so on......*

Mike.

hedgetrimmer · 07-04-2004 02:13PM

I'm batman, but back in 1972, I was part of a crack commando team that was jailed for a crime we did not commit, but we managed to escape from a high security facility and today, if you have a problem, and you can find us, maybe you can hire...us:D

Trojan · 07-04-2004 02:24PM

I Am The God Of Hell Fire.

Dont Ban Me · 07-04-2004 02:57PM

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Sunshine and lollipops and flowers in may hair!!

Now I am def the hardest!!

Woden · 07-04-2004 03:00PM

Originally posted by Trojan
I Am The God Of Hell Fire.

jesus man tell us something we don't know :rolleyes:

Gummy Panda · 07-04-2004 03:37PM

I heard that Devore is the hardest on boards.ie

He was snowboarding, when a giant boulder fell on him, pinning his leg against the ground. Most people would have just died, but did he surrender his life to a mere giant life-threatening boulder? Hell no. He just kept getting angrier and angrier until he finally CUT OFF HIS LEG WITH A DULL KNIFE. This after he literally chiseled away at the bone so he could snap his leg off and free himself from underneath the rock. Yes, you read that correctly, he cut off his own leg with a dull pocket knife.

After he cut off his leg, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Devore do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less.

Rumour is that he now has a Robocop leg.

Ragamuffin · 07-04-2004 03:50PM

Originally posted by clownboy
I heard that Devore is the hardest on boards.ie

He was snowboarding, when a giant boulder fell on him, pinning his leg against the ground. Most people would have just died, but did he surrender his life to a mere giant life-threatening boulder? Hell no. He just kept getting angrier and angrier until he finally CUT OFF HIS LEG WITH A DULL KNIFE. This after he literally chiseled away at the bone so he could snap his leg off and free himself from underneath the rock. Yes, you read that correctly, he cut off his own leg with a dull pocket knife.

After he cut off his leg, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Devore do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less.

Rumour is that he now has a Robocop leg.

LOL!:D

Okie · 07-04-2004 04:06PM

Originally posted by clownboy
He just kept getting angrier and angrier until he finally CUT OFF HIS LEG WITH A DULL KNIFE.

A dull knife? Isn't that a spoon?

Or just a knife that's not as much fun as other pieces of cutlery?

Anyway, I'm afraid the title of the 'ardest, goes to this contender here

uberwolf · 07-04-2004 04:08PM

Originally posted by clownboy
He just kept getting angrier and angrier until he finally CUT OFF HIS LEG WITH A DULL KNIFE. This after he literally chiseled away at the bone so he could snap his leg off and free himself from underneath the rock. Yes, you read that correctly, he cut off his own leg with a dull pocket knife.

not strictly true. I believe he actually had to fashion the knife from one of his toes, that he hacked off with his teeth. all the while trapped.

yellum · 07-04-2004 04:16PM

Thats brilliant Clownman, but I think he had a sail on the raft. Fashioned from his foreskin. (he carries it in a jar, a smashproof jar)

Gummy Panda · 07-04-2004 04:24PM

Originally posted by yellum
Thats brilliant Clownman, but I think he had a sail on the raft. Fashioned from his foreskin. (he carries it in a jar, a smashproof jar)

I heard something about this. Something alone the lines that he used the hair from his ass crack to fashion ropes to hold the sails.

Stephen · 07-04-2004 04:37PM

I heard he used his severed leg (being a smart fellow he thought to keep it with him) as an oar when the wind wasn't sufficiently strong to blow his foreskin sail.