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Who is the man of men on Boards.ie?

  • 07-04-2004 12:01am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭


    Well who?

    I personally think I'm fairly hard, had my fair share of fights, split some one's head open that smacked a girl, punched hime a few times, ended up breaking a knuckle due to it.

    I broke some one neck.... I threw him into a dumpster, he got out, so I jumped at him, he collapsed and it turns out I broke a bone in his neck.

    Been in a few fights when I was a bouncer.


    So let the competition begin,


    John


    *Disclaimer* Violence prior to the start of this thread will only be considered


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,422 ✭✭✭Doodee


    As i yelled at you earlier. My guess would be Kharn.
    Good build, Can throw em well, and can take more.

    Ropedrink for most Lookalike Convict

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Good Build? = teh fat?

    I have a "Good" build so ;)


    John


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Oh it's obviously you lump, for creating such a man-hood affirming thread!

    Nobody would dare question your stones after this oh-so macho display! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    Originally posted by Lump
    *Disclaimer* Violence prior to the start of this thread will only be considered

    DAMN! /me puts down the crowbar and comes home to Molly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,422 ✭✭✭Doodee


    Originally posted by Karl Hungus
    Oh it's obviously you lump, for creating such a man-hood affirming thread!

    Nobody would dare question your stones after this oh-so macho display! :rolleyes:
    Says the pussy who's scared of matchsticks cause they BURN


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    Are girls allowed play?

    I knocked five of someones teeth out when I was in school.

    Broke my brothers leg on purpose by stamping hard on it.

    Stabbed him in the arm with a piece of sharp bamboo.

    Gave a girl two black eyes.

    etc..


    All back in the day.


    Also ... violence solves nothing, kids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,422 ✭✭✭Doodee


    So Embee Vs Kharn in round one?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭bizmark


    Originally posted by Paul88
    Jesus, what a stupid ****ing thread..

    Got to agree with that tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,333 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Sorry Lump, but this is the stupidest thread I've seen in a long time. I can only hope your account was hijacked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,905 ✭✭✭User45701


    Originally posted by Paul88
    Lump you're a ****ing loser, so it doesn't matter anyway.

    Jesus, what a stupid ****ing thread..
    Originally posted by Sico
    Sorry Lump, but this is the stupidest thread I've seen in a long time. I can only hope your account was hijacked.
    Originally posted by bizmark
    Got to agree with that tbh

    Same here


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    dude_owned.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,473 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Grunt Grunt Grrr Testosterone Grr Me Hard Grunt Grunt Tough Man Grunt Grunt WOMAN! Grunt Grunt CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 448 ✭✭Agent Orange


    Originally posted by Lump
    split some one's head open that smacked a girl

    I originally read this as 'then smacked a girl'.

    That would have made you much 'arder and helped to compensate for your ingrown penis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,562 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    I think I should win:

    I've never been in a drunken fight.
    I've never done any serious physical damage to another person.
    The last time I was in a fight of any note was nearly 10 years ago.
    Yeah, I'm definitely onto a winner here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Originally posted by Lump
    Well who?

    I personally think I'm fairly hard, had my fair share of fights, split some one's head open that smacked a girl, punched hime a few times, ended up breaking a knuckle due to it.

    I broke some one neck.... I threw him into a dumpster, he got out, so I jumped at him, he collapsed and it turns out I broke a bone in his neck.

    Been in a few fights when I was a bouncer.


    So let the competition begin,


    John


    *Disclaimer* Violence prior to the start of this thread will only be considered


    You are soooooo coooollll man!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    I hurt someone's feelings once.



    Hitting a guy and throwing some lad in a skip doesn't make you hard.
    The guy that got back out of the dumpster to face you again was haaaarder.
    I bed you'd have stayed in there!!!



    What a dumb thread.
    Wah hahahahahahahahaha!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,276 ✭✭✭damnyanks


    I keel you all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    *swoon*

    you manly man


    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    www.wwe.com - Go on Beefcake!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Johnny Versace


    I have pepper spray and a stun gun.

    I have Russian mafia friends.

    Does this make me hard?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭SheroN


    No because you keep mentioning these mafia friends.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭KlodaX


    I tried to bite a guys tounge off once... got half ways through it .. blood everywhere ... so I'm told .. I can't remember.
    I blame the combination of red wine, whiskey and full moon.

    I really have no idea what that has to do with this thread.
    Then again I'm not really sure what this thread is about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Originally posted by redRogue
    Then again I'm not really sure what this thread is about.

    something to do with egos and stroking them.... sounds durty. (which is why i'm here)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Johnny Versace


    I have Russian mafia friends.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,560 ✭✭✭Woden


    here johnny do you have friends in the russian mafia? theres a rumour going round


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭leonotron


    You're joking right? You look like a fat gimp. Im sure there are plenty of people here you could knock lumps out of you (pun intended). Being in a few fights when you were a bouncer, so basically beating up people who were probably sh!t faced drunk while you had all your other ignorant retarded ape bouncer behind you laughing and drooling at the same time in case you couldn't handle them on your own.
    Originally posted by Lump
    Well who?

    I personally think I'm fairly hard, had my fair share of fights, split some one's head open that smacked a girl, punched hime a few times, ended up breaking a knuckle due to it.

    I broke some one neck.... I threw him into a dumpster, he got out, so I jumped at him, he collapsed and it turns out I broke a bone in his neck.

    Been in a few fights when I was a bouncer.


    So let the competition begin,


    John


    *Disclaimer* Violence prior to the start of this thread will only be considered
    i


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    I used a kango hammer to open a tight jam jar.

    ph33r


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    I singlehandedly brought down Communism. Hi-Ya! :rolleyes:

    You're as hard as vindaloo scutter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    I have russian mafia friends.......

    Do they carry business cards or something?

    Piotr - Russian Mafia - Goon.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭SheroN


    You're as hard as vindaloo scutter.

    rofl


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭nads


    My Da would kill your Da...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,560 ✭✭✭Woden


    my road would bash your road....

    and i'll get sheriff street after ya


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    lump.jpg <<<
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
    Didn't i see you crying in the street one time cause you lost your lollipop!!!
    Hard isnt picking on someone weaker than you or with your friends its picking on the massive mofo, its cutting off your arm to stay alive(like the guy in USA), its rushing into a inferno to save someone knowing right well your not coming out, thats hard!!!
    I ve met a few lads like you and i m glad to say i didnt have to lift a finger, they got to big for their boots and messed with the wrong 5ft5" who just happened to vbe a champion bareknuckle boxer(the travelling kind)
    No matter how hard you think you are there is is always somone bigger stronger faster flexible better reflexs can take pain better etc!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Johnny Versace


    I'm from Blackrock.

    Say no more.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭nads


    Originally posted by Centurion
    to be a champion bareknuckle boxer(the travelling kind)

    they're the best kind alright :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭SheroN


    Grab your glocks when you see Sheron.
    Call the cops when you see Sheron.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭whosurpaddy


    Originally posted by Paul88
    Jesus, what a stupid ****ing thread..

    seconded


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,148 ✭✭✭✭Raskolnikov


    :D

    Best thread, evar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Johnny Versace


    I get the feeling today is going to be a slow day :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 574 ✭✭✭Silent Grape


    centurion, im confused. how can u 'rush into an inferno' know u wont survive, but simoultaneosly (sp?) save someone else??


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,011 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    I think I'd win. Check this out:

    * I once bitch-slapped a friend of mine for vanishing on me in a night club
    * I could name a footballer on screen last night after being told his name a minute beforehand
    * I can recognise any model of car when its make and model is printed on the back for me to read
    * I can drink six pints of beer and be very drunk and ill


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Originally posted by Johnny Versace
    I have pepper spray and a stun gun.

    I have Russian mafia friends.

    Does this make me hard?

    I dunno, but it's made me hard.

    {edit for grammar}


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 931 ✭✭✭moridin


    I've got blue hair, which means I'm mean and tough *grits teeth*

    RUGBY!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Johnny Versace


    Originally posted by yellum
    I dunno, but its made me hard.

    LOL! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,791 ✭✭✭Linoge


    I worked in Miami for several months for a big drug dealer called Frank Lopez. Then I made a big deal with a Columbian drug lord and went out on my own. Along the way I killed Frank, a police chief and my best friend along with a few other nobodies.

    After that I had a falling out with the Columbian drug lord and he sent a team to assasinate me. I blew the **** out of them all with an M16 and a grenade launcher. Some assasin came up behind me. I shot him, then moved to Ireland. Currently I am working for Microsoft and living in Donnybrook.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    Microsoft, eh? Wow, it's true, it's hard to escape organised crime.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Johnny Versace


    Originally posted by Linoge
    I worked in Miami for several months for a big drug dealer called Frank Lopez. Then I made a big deal with a Columbian drug lord and went out on my own. Along the way I killed Frank, a police chief and my best friend along with a few other nobodies.

    After that I had a falling out with the Columbian drug lord and he sent a team to assasinate me. I blew the **** out of them all with an M16 and a grenade launcher. Some assasin came up behind me. I shot him, then moved to Ireland. Currently I am working for Microsoft and living in Donnybrook.

    HAHA! Quality :D:D

    ...

    I have the perfect fight avoidance technique.

    Every night before I leave my house, I spread a little peanut butter into my ass crack.

    If anyone then approaches me looking for trouble, I scoop out a bit of the peanut butter with my finger and eat it.

    Works like a charm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    World's Best Thread.

    I worked in Miami for several months for a big drug dealer called Frank Lopez. Then I made a big deal with a Columbian drug lord and went out on my own. Along the way I killed Frank, a police chief and my best friend along with a few other nobodies.

    LMAO!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,148 ✭✭✭✭Raskolnikov


    Originally posted by Linoge
    I worked in Miami for several months for a big drug dealer called Frank Lopez. Then I made a big deal with a Columbian drug lord and went out on my own. Along the way I killed Frank, a police chief and my best friend along with a few other nobodies.

    After that I had a falling out with the Columbian drug lord and he sent a team to assasinate me. I blew the **** out of them all with an M16 and a grenade launcher. Some assasin came up behind me. I shot him, then moved to Ireland. Currently I am working for Microsoft and living in Donnybrook.

    Say hello to my little friend?

    Oops, that's Cuba isn't it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭TUTS


    me...alrighty! I'll fight yeess i will! :D


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