Who is the man of men on Boards.ie?

Lump

Well who?

I personally think I'm fairly hard, had my fair share of fights, split some one's head open that smacked a girl, punched hime a few times, ended up breaking a knuckle due to it.

I broke some one neck.... I threw him into a dumpster, he got out, so I jumped at him, he collapsed and it turns out I broke a bone in his neck.

Been in a few fights when I was a bouncer.


So let the competition begin,


John


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Doodee

As i yelled at you earlier. My guess would be Kharn.
Good build, Can throw em well, and can take more.

Ropedrink for most Lookalike Convict

Lump

Good Build? = teh fat?

I have a "Good" build so


John

Karl Hungus

Oh it's obviously you lump, for creating such a man-hood affirming thread!

Nobody would dare question your stones after this oh-so macho display! :rolleyes:

Fobia

Originally posted by Lump
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DAMN! /me puts down the crowbar and comes home to Molly

Doodee

Originally posted by Karl Hungus
Oh it's obviously you lump, for creating such a man-hood affirming thread!

Nobody would dare question your stones after this oh-so macho display! :rolleyes:

Says the pussy who's scared of matchsticks cause they BURN

embee

Are girls allowed play?

I knocked five of someones teeth out when I was in school.

Broke my brothers leg on purpose by stamping hard on it.

Stabbed him in the arm with a piece of sharp bamboo.

Gave a girl two black eyes.

etc..


All back in the day.


Also ... violence solves nothing, kids.

Doodee

So Embee Vs Kharn in round one?

bizmark

Originally posted by Paul88
Jesus, what a stupid ****ing thread..

Got to agree with that tbh

Cake Fiend

Sorry Lump, but this is the stupidest thread I've seen in a long time. I can only hope your account was hijacked.

User45701

Originally posted by Paul88
Lump you're a ****ing loser, so it doesn't matter anyway.

Jesus, what a stupid ****ing thread..

Originally posted by Sico
Sorry Lump, but this is the stupidest thread I've seen in a long time. I can only hope your account was hijacked.

Originally posted by bizmark
Got to agree with that tbh

Same here

Tellox

Sleepy

Grunt Grunt Grrr Testosterone Grr Me Hard Grunt Grunt Tough Man Grunt Grunt WOMAN! Grunt Grunt CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!!!!

Agent Orange

Originally posted by Lump
split some one's head open that smacked a girl

I originally read this as 'then smacked a girl'.

That would have made you much 'arder and helped to compensate for your ingrown penis.

leeroybrown

I think I should win:

I've never been in a drunken fight.
I've never done any serious physical damage to another person.
The last time I was in a fight of any note was nearly 10 years ago.
Yeah, I'm definitely onto a winner here.

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by Lump
Well who?

I personally think I'm fairly hard, had my fair share of fights, split some one's head open that smacked a girl, punched hime a few times, ended up breaking a knuckle due to it.

I broke some one neck.... I threw him into a dumpster, he got out, so I jumped at him, he collapsed and it turns out I broke a bone in his neck.

Been in a few fights when I was a bouncer.


So let the competition begin,


John


*Disclaimer* Violence prior to the start of this thread will only be considered

You are soooooo coooollll man!!

Sleipnir

I hurt someone's feelings once.

Hitting a guy and throwing some lad in a skip doesn't make you hard.
The guy that got back out of the dumpster to face you again was haaaarder.
I bed you'd have stayed in there!!!



What a dumb thread.
Wah hahahahahahahahaha!

damnyanks

I keel you all

Karoma

*swoon*

you manly man


:rolleyes:

Doctor J

www.wwe.com - Go on Beefcake!

Johnny Versace

I have pepper spray and a stun gun.

I have Russian mafia friends.

Does this make me hard?

SheroN

No because you keep mentioning these mafia friends.

KlodaX

I tried to bite a guys tounge off once... got half ways through it .. blood everywhere ... so I'm told .. I can't remember.
I blame the combination of red wine, whiskey and full moon.

I really have no idea what that has to do with this thread.
Then again I'm not really sure what this thread is about.

Karoma

Originally posted by redRogue
Then again I'm not really sure what this thread is about.

something to do with egos and stroking them.... sounds durty. (which is why i'm here)

Johnny Versace

I have Russian mafia friends.

Woden

here johnny do you have friends in the russian mafia? theres a rumour going round

leonotron

You're joking right? You look like a fat gimp. Im sure there are plenty of people here you could knock lumps out of you (pun intended). Being in a few fights when you were a bouncer, so basically beating up people who were probably sh!t faced drunk while you had all your other ignorant retarded ape bouncer behind you laughing and drooling at the same time in case you couldn't handle them on your own.

Originally posted by Lump
Well who?

I personally think I'm fairly hard, had my fair share of fights, split some one's head open that smacked a girl, punched hime a few times, ended up breaking a knuckle due to it.

I broke some one neck.... I threw him into a dumpster, he got out, so I jumped at him, he collapsed and it turns out I broke a bone in his neck.

Been in a few fights when I was a bouncer.


So let the competition begin,


John


*Disclaimer* Violence prior to the start of this thread will only be considered

i

po0k

I used a kango hammer to open a tight jam jar.

ph33r

Doctor J

I singlehandedly brought down Communism. Hi-Ya! :rolleyes:

You're as hard as vindaloo scutter.

Sleipnir

I have russian mafia friends.......

Do they carry business cards or something?

Piotr - Russian Mafia - Goon.

SheroN

You're as hard as vindaloo scutter.

rofl

nads

My Da would kill your Da...

Woden

my road would bash your road....

and i'll get sheriff street after ya

The_Goose

lump.jpg <<<

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Didn't i see you crying in the street one time cause you lost your lollipop!!!
Hard isnt picking on someone weaker than you or with your friends its picking on the massive mofo, its cutting off your arm to stay alive(like the guy in USA), its rushing into a inferno to save someone knowing right well your not coming out, thats hard!!!
I ve met a few lads like you and i m glad to say i didnt have to lift a finger, they got to big for their boots and messed with the wrong 5ft5" who just happened to vbe a champion bareknuckle boxer(the travelling kind)
No matter how hard you think you are there is is always somone bigger stronger faster flexible better reflexs can take pain better etc!!!

Johnny Versace

I'm from Blackrock.

Say no more.

nads

Originally posted by Centurion
to be a champion bareknuckle boxer(the travelling kind)

they're the best kind alright

SheroN

Grab your glocks when you see Sheron.
Call the cops when you see Sheron.

whosurpaddy

Originally posted by Paul88
Jesus, what a stupid ****ing thread..

seconded

Raskolnikov

Best thread, evar.

Johnny Versace

I get the feeling today is going to be a slow day

Silent Grape

centurion, im confused. how can u 'rush into an inferno' know u wont survive, but simoultaneosly (sp?) save someone else??

ixoy

I think I'd win. Check this out:

* I once bitch-slapped a friend of mine for vanishing on me in a night club
* I could name a footballer on screen last night after being told his name a minute beforehand
* I can recognise any model of car when its make and model is printed on the back for me to read
* I can drink six pints of beer and be very drunk and ill

yellum

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
I have pepper spray and a stun gun.

I have Russian mafia friends.

Does this make me hard?

I dunno, but it's made me hard.

{edit for grammar}

moridin

I've got blue hair, which means I'm mean and tough *grits teeth*

RUGBY!

Johnny Versace

Originally posted by yellum
I dunno, but its made me hard.

LOL!

Linoge

I worked in Miami for several months for a big drug dealer called Frank Lopez. Then I made a big deal with a Columbian drug lord and went out on my own. Along the way I killed Frank, a police chief and my best friend along with a few other nobodies.

After that I had a falling out with the Columbian drug lord and he sent a team to assasinate me. I blew the **** out of them all with an M16 and a grenade launcher. Some assasin came up behind me. I shot him, then moved to Ireland. Currently I am working for Microsoft and living in Donnybrook.

Doctor J

Microsoft, eh? Wow, it's true, it's hard to escape organised crime.

Johnny Versace

Originally posted by Linoge
I worked in Miami for several months for a big drug dealer called Frank Lopez. Then I made a big deal with a Columbian drug lord and went out on my own. Along the way I killed Frank, a police chief and my best friend along with a few other nobodies.

After that I had a falling out with the Columbian drug lord and he sent a team to assasinate me. I blew the **** out of them all with an M16 and a grenade launcher. Some assasin came up behind me. I shot him, then moved to Ireland. Currently I am working for Microsoft and living in Donnybrook.

HAHA! Quality

...

I have the perfect fight avoidance technique.

Every night before I leave my house, I spread a little peanut butter into my ass crack.

If anyone then approaches me looking for trouble, I scoop out a bit of the peanut butter with my finger and eat it.

Works like a charm.

Sleipnir

World's Best Thread.

I worked in Miami for several months for a big drug dealer called Frank Lopez. Then I made a big deal with a Columbian drug lord and went out on my own. Along the way I killed Frank, a police chief and my best friend along with a few other nobodies.

LMAO!!!

Raskolnikov

Originally posted by Linoge
I worked in Miami for several months for a big drug dealer called Frank Lopez. Then I made a big deal with a Columbian drug lord and went out on my own. Along the way I killed Frank, a police chief and my best friend along with a few other nobodies.

After that I had a falling out with the Columbian drug lord and he sent a team to assasinate me. I blew the **** out of them all with an M16 and a grenade launcher. Some assasin came up behind me. I shot him, then moved to Ireland. Currently I am working for Microsoft and living in Donnybrook.

Say hello to my little friend?

Oops, that's Cuba isn't it?

TUTS

me...alrighty! I'll fight yeess i will!