why aren't people having more sex?

uberwolf · 18-03-2004 02:24PM

parents.

Dr. Loon · 18-03-2004 02:30PM

Originally posted by redRogue
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All I wanted to do was drink and have sex.

...and I have a fourteen inch cóck! My bullshít-o-meter is going crazy here.

This is not the norm by any stretch of the imagination for Irish women.

KlodaX · 18-03-2004 02:35PM

Originally posted by Dr. Loon
...and I have a fourteen inch cóck! My bullshít-o-meter is going crazy here.

This is not the norm by any stretch of the imagination for Irish women.

what is with this stero type of Irish women being prudes?

uberwolf · 18-03-2004 02:38PM

Originally posted by redRogue
what is with this stero type of Irish women being prudes?

probably based upon the weekly sampling these lads have been performing since they turned 16.

Dr. Loon · 18-03-2004 02:48PM

Originally posted by redRogue
what is with this stero type of Irish women being prudes?

Hmmmm... I don't know. Maybe because there's some truth in it?!
I'm just glad I have a girlfriend, so I don't have to go out hunting every weekend in some shítty nightclubs, where you can't hear the person you're talking to, and 9 times out of 10 they'll be some snotty stuck up thing anyway.

paulthelegend · 18-03-2004 07:47PM

As our good friend Sigmund Freud says .... "women as sexless beings"

thats why!

we want sex ... and have to trick them into it

and just some of us are better at getting inside there heads

nothing to do with looks

also heres some tips .... contradict yourself SOOO much ... women want men who are sensitive but manly ... look after themselves but not groomed ... funny but able to be serious ... confidant but not cocky... they want someone to look after them and treat them right BUT then dump them if there too nice ... etc etc

and for us lads who figure this out and can act like a skitzo we get all the women .... like hold the door for them .... but then hit them with it

your nice but your a prick

they love that sorta stuff

uberwolf · 18-03-2004 07:49PM

Originally posted by paulthelegend
As our good friend Sigmund Freud says .... "women as sexless beings" thats why!

we want sex ... and have to trick them into it and just some of us are better at getting inside there heads nothing to do with looks

also heres some tips .... contradict yourself SOOO much ... women want men who are sensitive but manly ... look after themselves but not groomed ... funny but able to be serious ... confidant but not cocky... they want someone to look after them and treat them right BUT then dump them if there too nice ... etc etc

and for us lads who figure this out and can act like a skitzo we get all the women .... like hold the door for them .... but then hit them with it your nice but your a prick they love that sorta stuff

man that is so deep.

/takes another drag

paulthelegend · 18-03-2004 07:54PM

haha expand your mind man!

KlodaX · 18-03-2004 08:01PM

like hold the door for them .... but then hit them with it

lol ...

fair enough ... deep ... but in a way ... I agree with you.

women want men who are sensitive but manly

not feminine but not emotionly retarded either

look after themselves but not groomed

yeah ...clean

funny but able to be serious

mature with a sense of humour

confidant but not cocky

men want that in women too

they want someone to look after them and treat them right BUT then dump them if there too nice

I wouldn't dump you for holding the door open for me

adonis · 18-03-2004 08:14PM

also heres some tips .... contradict yourself SOOO much ... women want men who are sensitive but manly ... look after themselves but not groomed ... funny but able to be serious ... confidant but not cocky... they want someone to look after them and treat them right BUT then dump them if there too nice ... etc etc

STOP POSTING PERSONAL ADS ABOUT ME WITHOUT MY REQUEST

paulthelegend · 18-03-2004 08:14PM

haha see your a woman and you agree with that ... AKA if i met you in a club i would have tricked you by now and we would be in a taxi on our way to my house :P

and about us wanting confidant women but not too cocky ... only in the litteral sence (theres something about miriam) but i dont think any lad would mind how confidant a woman was

as for dumping a guy whos to nice .... yea right ive seen many a mates fall into that trap

i tried to tell them to hit them with the door but nope they all kept the door open and complimented how well they walk threw that open door .... and then the girl dumps him cause he's too nice and 2 days later spots her out with the biggest scumbag prick around :P

so anyways pm me your details and we will go for a drink then ill make you buy them

see im nice but then im a prick

Crimson · 18-03-2004 08:40PM

with all this new tech ppl are getting to lazy...

quank · 18-03-2004 11:58PM

I blame TV!

C3PO01 · 19-03-2004 12:57AM

Originally posted by quank
I blame TV!

Ah cum on you can't blame transvestites .........................!

neuro-praxis · 19-03-2004 12:58AM

I blame poor hygiene.

Oriel · 19-03-2004 01:30AM

It comes down to the old typical image where woman are sexual objects and men are the ones perfoming the "act" of sex. I think it was during the 19th century (?) where women laid back the intercourse was "performed" on them. Entirely a social thing.

Also, nowadays if a guy sleeps around he's a "stud" if a woman sleeps around she's a "slut". Why exactly?

Also, why are there no male prostitues?

I like the scene in the film "A Beautiful Mind", (set during the 40s) where Russell Crowe (John Nash) approches the woman at the bar and says something along the lines of "can we just skip the talking/buying drinks bullsh!t and just have sex now?". If things were like this it would be so much easier.

Men and woman have an equal average desire to have sex, woman seem to care about their "image more", again coming back to my second point.

MrPinK · 19-03-2004 02:00AM

It's not a matter of Irish women being prudes, they want it just as much as men. But women will have sex when they've found the type of man they're looking for, whereas men will have have sex with whomever comes closest to the type of woman that they're looking for.

nowadays if a guy sleeps around he's a "stud" if a woman sleeps around she's a "slut". Why exactly?

It doesn't matter anymore cause it's ok to be a slut these days. It's Christina's and Britney's contribution to the feminist movement

why are there no male prostitues?

There are, in the Phoenix Park.....er, or so I've heard.

R33F · 19-03-2004 02:29AM

Originally posted by paulthelegend

women want men who are sensitive but manly ...

Wine her, dine her, take her home & tell her you only want to cuddle.

She has to sleep sometime

kaimera · 19-03-2004 02:36AM

Originally posted by rymus
If it does... 8 in 10 boards users have as much sex as hollywood porn stars.

rofl.

quote of my day so far lmfao

Monty - the one and only · 19-03-2004 08:44AM

how the hell did I miss this thread....

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why aren't people having more sex?

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