Paris Hilton

eirebhoy · 01-12-2003 10:17PM

I just downloaded a 3 minute clip. Its very dark.:(

I didn't have to give my e-mail to download it but during the download I received an e-mail asking me to download the Paris Hilton video that everyone is talking about. Is this just a coincidence?

sceptre · 01-12-2003 10:41PM

Co-incidence eirebhoy. There are many many spammers out there flogging the video.

Töpher · 01-12-2003 11:33PM

damn kazaa! now every single video with a blonde in it is named paris hilton.avi etc etc! Ack!

Still aint found the real one!

Bard · 02-12-2003 04:44AM

Originally posted by ThreadKiller

I was at a wedding recently & someone gave me one of these to do a bit of random videoing, things were getting dark so I switched on the night vision (not knowing about it's capability), got quite a surprise I can tell you...

Yes they really do work.

There were nipples & fannys & langers & pubes everywhere

Well I should certainly hope so, otherwise there'd be something seriously wrong with the people at the wedding.....

Lump · 02-12-2003 09:50AM

LOL!

John

P.S. I'm easily ammused at this hour!

The Brigadier · 23-01-2004 12:29AM

I got the one with Paris and the playboy model... It's a fake...

Giblet · 23-01-2004 12:34AM

It's green, better off getting real porn.

Töpher · 23-01-2004 01:03AM

Not worth the effort tbh

Ronaldo7 · 23-01-2004 02:56AM

has anyone seen the gina lee nolan one? heard about it in work the other day. Is it real?

Ajnag · 23-01-2004 03:17AM

Available by mobile phone perhaps???

Tivoli · 23-01-2004 04:03AM

hope i don't get banned for this but here you are lads

1)do a search in kazza lite
2)arrange the results by size
3)its 29,334 KB

its more spooky then sexy...

Oriel · 23-01-2004 05:39AM

Originally posted by James Melody
I got the one with Paris and the playboy model... It's a fake...

/sinecure wipes a tear from his eye
I should strike you for dragging up an old thread but....
Hahaaaaa welcome to the world of porn, my friend.

bizmark · 23-01-2004 05:51AM

your all sad for watching porn and are going to hell!

(btw its a wast of 28 meg and 10 mins its 2 damn dark.....not that i watched it or spent 30 mins serching for it mind)

Johnny Versace · 23-01-2004 06:16AM

Anyone who hasn't seen this PM me. Word to the mother furker.

The Brigadier · 23-01-2004 08:18AM

The file that is 28Meg is only a taster..

There is a longer higher quality file doing the rounds...

About 180MB in size...

bizmark · 23-01-2004 08:31AM

i see..........

stereo_steve · 23-01-2004 09:06AM

Originally posted by Ajnag
Available by mobile phone perhaps???

It is indeed! And I have it!! I hope my pm inbox doesn't get spammed to death!

uberwolf · 23-01-2004 01:17PM

Originally posted by James Melody
The file that is 28Meg is only a taster..

There is a longer higher quality file doing the rounds...

About 180MB in size...

the one i watched was a mere 4 megs in size, but it was teh real one, green, phone going off, chris rock in the background.
What are these tales of ten meg ones? and I'd heard teh was a full length one. Though I'd find it hard to believe it was worth the effort...

Töpher · 23-01-2004 01:27PM

From what I saw from the 10 Megs one, I can't imagine the 180 Meg one being worth watching?! Or is it better?!

Big Chief · 23-01-2004 01:35PM

seen a bit of it, was awful dark and didnt really seem worth the while

is the aforementioned 180 meg one any better or just more of the same?

after watching the simple life on e4 a few times (stuck up cows.) im a bit more intrigued as to seeing it though

zAbbo · 23-01-2004 01:48PM

yeah it was very dark, i had a balls of a job keeping the camera steady.

Theres a 200mb version speeded up to the sound of Benny Hill music as well

Tivoli · 23-01-2004 01:53PM

i heard it was released deliberatly like a publicity thing, i think thats true because you only get to see her boobs, its actually very discrete

uberwolf · 23-01-2004 01:57PM

Originally posted by mukki
i heard it was released deliberatly like a publicity thing, i think thats true because you only get to see her boobs, its actually very discrete

the same thing had occured to me, but i reckoned it was just to drastic a measure. Particularly as any money she ever makes out of tv will be cents compared to her inheritance

Commissar · 23-01-2004 03:06PM

Originally posted by uberwolf
any money she ever makes out of tv will be cents compared to her inheritance

That's assuming that it's the money she's after. Seems to me she just wants the spotlight.

uberwolf · 23-01-2004 03:13PM

Originally posted by Commissar
That's assuming that it's the money she's after. Seems to me she just wants the spotlight.

you might be right. unfortunately. if so it is pathetic.

mycroft · 23-01-2004 03:39PM

And it's more the likely.

She's the that crap "the simple life" (which I'm pathetically fascinated by) and she's not doing it for money.....

Not seen the video, which was released into the big bad world just a few months before the program aired.....Handy she went from "Paris who?" to "ain't she the one who done have sex and then he dun put the video on that there intranet?" household name and great show p.r. "hey lets see what the rich s**t gonna do now"

I'm convinced that there's no intelligence behind that blank stare of hers

Seraphina · 23-01-2004 04:30PM

i saw it or well part of it and tbh i thought it sucked
she's not very attractive and she spends the entire time posing and trying to get her face on the camera.
pointless, you can see her face whenever ya want, and in better light too

shinzon · 23-01-2004 04:32PM

I only seem to be receiving e-mail from paris herself these days, something about if you click on this link youll see me getting very dirty indeed

Strange because

1) Id prefer her to take a bath first

2) it never seems to be from paris hilton,

its always from dave viola, roberta, tom ,sandra, sharon, ozzy fuzzy ETC ETC

Sorry Shins in a very weird mood today

Shin

The Brigadier · 23-01-2004 04:35PM

When I finish downloading the full jobbie, I will make it available on my ftp server...

uberwolf · 23-01-2004 04:36PM

good work my son

Paris Hilton

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