Paris Hilton

bbop · 30-11-2003 12:59pm #1

So did anyone happen to catch her masterpiece.

eth0_ · 30-11-2003 1:09pm

Originally posted by bbop
So did anyone happen to catch her masterpiece.

Everyone and their dog has seen it. It's all over kazaa, gnutella etc. Although whether you'd call a grainy, night vision film a 'masterpiece'...

NeMiSiS · 30-11-2003 1:09pm

Sure did !
Shes one foxey chick,dirty dirty girl. Her fone starts ringing half way through too,funny stuff,its happend us all at one time or other !

Tom

bbop · 30-11-2003 1:15pm

anyone got a link

Samson · 30-11-2003 1:29pm

Originally posted by bbop
anyone got a link

It would be a brave man who would provide a link for porn on Boards.
Don't be a lazy boy, remember Google is your friend. And if you can't find it (free) with Google, get Kazaa(lite) or Gnutella.

Epitaph · 30-11-2003 6:02pm

It;s one of the TOP SEARCHES on Yahoo, you know.

TacT · 30-11-2003 6:27pm

+ you get about an additional twenty spam mails daily about it in your hotmail a/c :mad:

DMT · 30-11-2003 7:07pm

Who or what is "Paris Hilton" and how did I miss this apparently well known whatever-it-is?

/me goes off to kazaa lite....

smiaras · 30-11-2003 8:52pm

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eth0_ · 30-11-2003 9:01pm

Originally posted by NeMiSiS
its happend us all at one time or other !

Tom

What has Tom? The phone ringing during a shag, or said shag being videoed and put on the interweb?

Samson · 30-11-2003 9:22pm

Originally posted by DMT
Who or what is "Paris Hilton" and how did I miss this apparently well known whatever-it-is?

/me goes off to kazaa lite....

Paris Hilton is a person, this is her:

She's the heiress to the Hilton hotels fortune, and is, by all accounts a bit of a "party girl".
I think she owns a few swanky nightclubs in London, New York etc.
She also does a bit of risqué modelling.

The reason there is so much interest in her at the moment, is because she had video-taped herself having monkey sex with some guy, the tape was stolen (just like the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee tape), and unsuprisingly, the footage has found it's way onto the interweb.

Shad0r · 30-11-2003 9:46pm

She's a nice looking girl but she's as dumb as a bag of hammers.

CodeMonkey · 30-11-2003 9:50pm

Originally posted by Samson
the tape was stolen (just like the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee tape), and unsuprisingly, the footage has found it's way onto the interweb.

I thought the tape was released by the ex boyfriend who taped it. There's rumour of another tape with her and a playboy model but it hasn't surfaced on the net yet.

Töpher · 30-11-2003 10:46pm

kazaa is working on it as i speak

Epitaph · 30-11-2003 11:56pm

think a network here in the States is doing a reality show where they put her in with a lower/middle-class family.

Swear to God. I've seen the ad (couldn't tell you what network though).

They're scraping the varnish off the barrel's base now, aren't they?:rolleyes:

frood4t2 · 01-12-2003 1:19am

Originally posted by Epitaph
think a network here in the States is doing a reality show where they put her in with a lower/middle-class family.

Swear to God. I've seen the ad (couldn't tell you what network though).

They're scraping the varnish off the barrel's base now, aren't they?:rolleyes:

It's the Fox Channel, of course.

And she's too dumb to be attractive. </2 cents>

tman · 01-12-2003 1:31am

i downloaded a 3 minute clip of this the other day, haven't bothered watching it yet...

Samson · 01-12-2003 11:47am

Originally posted by CodeMonkey
I thought the tape was released by the ex boyfriend who taped it.

You could be right, I can't, in all honesty, say that my sources are 100% reliable.

BigDaddyKone · 01-12-2003 11:50am

one of the birds who used to be on baywatch also has a video floating about. Gina Lee Nolin, I think her name is

eth0_ · 01-12-2003 11:54am

And also that little known baywatch actress, Pamela andeson :OP

Epitaph - there was a show like this made in the UK featuring Tara Palmer Tomkinson. It was actually very funny and she came across well, she does seem like an honestly nice girl and she's not just a brainless bimbo like Paris Hilton...

LoneGunM@n · 01-12-2003 11:56am

Originally posted by Shad0r
She's a nice looking girl but she's as dumb as a bag of hammers.

*rotflmao

She is a bit of all roight

... must see if there is more than a 3 min clip avail!!

TwoShedsJackson · 01-12-2003 12:52pm

She's a plastic minger. Plus the video could do with a couple of racoons rooting through the bins to make the whole effect complete.

DMT · 01-12-2003 3:57pm

Can modern camcorders really pull off this 0 lux/night vision stuff like that?
With the night vision, her eyes make her look like an alien...

echomadman · 01-12-2003 4:04pm

Yeah they have IR LEDs mounted on the front, with the right filters you can see though layers of clothing and make up with them.

woosaysdan · 01-12-2003 4:09pm

Yeah they have IR LEDs mounted on the front, with the right filters you can see though layers of clothing and make up with them.

now thats my kinda camera

DMT · 01-12-2003 4:23pm

Originally posted by echomadman
Yeah they have IR LEDs mounted on the front, with the right filters you can see though layers of clothing and make up with them.

I remember a sony camcorder being recalled because it could do that a few years ago.

woosaysdan · 01-12-2003 4:32pm

Originally posted by DMT
I remember a sony camcorder being recalled because it could do that a few years ago.

i dont suspose you have the name of that model?:)

DMT · 01-12-2003 4:42pm

Originally posted by woosaysdan
i dont suspose you have the name of that model?:)

Sony DCR-TRV19e

See these links:
http://www.advanced-intelligence.com/camcorders.html
http://www.kaya-optics.com/devices/sony_nightshot.shtml
http://www.kaya-optics.com/devices/normal_camcorder.shtml

ThreadKiller · 01-12-2003 4:46pm

Originally posted by DMT
I remember a sony camcorder being recalled because it could do that a few years ago.

I was at a wedding recently & someone gave me one of these to do a bit of random videoing, things were getting dark so I switched on the night vision (not knowing about it's capability), got quite a surprise I can tell you...

Yes they really do work.

There were nipples & fannys & langers & pubes everywhere

woosaysdan · 01-12-2003 5:47pm

Originally posted by ThreadKiller
I was at a wedding recently & someone gave me one of these to do a bit of random videoing, things were getting dark so I switched on the night vision (not knowing about it's capability), got quite a surprise I can tell you...

Yes they really do work.

There were nipples & fannys & langers & pubes everywhere

what a wedding vid have you got copies?:D

Cianan2 · 01-12-2003 6:26pm

I think the video you can hear in the background is hilarious!!!!

eirebhoy · 01-12-2003 9:17pm

I just downloaded a 3 minute clip. Its very dark.:(

I didn't have to give my e-mail to download it but during the download I received an e-mail asking me to download the Paris Hilton video that everyone is talking about. Is this just a coincidence?

sceptre · 01-12-2003 9:41pm

Co-incidence eirebhoy. There are many many spammers out there flogging the video.

Töpher · 01-12-2003 10:33pm

damn kazaa! now every single video with a blonde in it is named paris hilton.avi etc etc! Ack!

Still aint found the real one!

Bard · 02-12-2003 3:44am

Originally posted by ThreadKiller

I was at a wedding recently & someone gave me one of these to do a bit of random videoing, things were getting dark so I switched on the night vision (not knowing about it's capability), got quite a surprise I can tell you...

Yes they really do work.

There were nipples & fannys & langers & pubes everywhere

Well I should certainly hope so, otherwise there'd be something seriously wrong with the people at the wedding.....

Lump · 02-12-2003 8:50am

LOL!

John

P.S. I'm easily ammused at this hour!

The Brigadier · 22-01-2004 11:29pm

I got the one with Paris and the playboy model... It's a fake...

Giblet · 22-01-2004 11:34pm

It's green, better off getting real porn.

Töpher · 23-01-2004 12:03am

Not worth the effort tbh

Ronaldo7 · 23-01-2004 1:56am

has anyone seen the gina lee nolan one? heard about it in work the other day. Is it real?

Ajnag · 23-01-2004 2:17am

Available by mobile phone perhaps???

Tivoli · 23-01-2004 3:03am

hope i don't get banned for this but here you are lads

1)do a search in kazza lite
2)arrange the results by size
3)its 29,334 KB

its more spooky then sexy...

Oriel · 23-01-2004 4:39am

Originally posted by James Melody
I got the one with Paris and the playboy model... It's a fake...

/sinecure wipes a tear from his eye
I should strike you for dragging up an old thread but....
Hahaaaaa welcome to the world of porn, my friend.

bizmark · 23-01-2004 4:51am

your all sad for watching porn and are going to hell!

(btw its a wast of 28 meg and 10 mins its 2 damn dark.....not that i watched it or spent 30 mins serching for it mind)

Johnny Versace · 23-01-2004 5:16am

Anyone who hasn't seen this PM me. Word to the mother furker.

The Brigadier · 23-01-2004 7:18am

The file that is 28Meg is only a taster..

There is a longer higher quality file doing the rounds...

About 180MB in size...

bizmark · 23-01-2004 7:31am

i see..........

stereo_steve · 23-01-2004 8:06am

Originally posted by Ajnag
Available by mobile phone perhaps???

It is indeed! And I have it!! I hope my pm inbox doesn't get spammed to death!

uberwolf · 23-01-2004 12:17pm

Originally posted by James Melody
The file that is 28Meg is only a taster..

There is a longer higher quality file doing the rounds...

About 180MB in size...

the one i watched was a mere 4 megs in size, but it was teh real one, green, phone going off, chris rock in the background.
What are these tales of ten meg ones? and I'd heard teh was a full length one. Though I'd find it hard to believe it was worth the effort...

Töpher · 23-01-2004 12:27pm

From what I saw from the 10 Megs one, I can't imagine the 180 Meg one being worth watching?! Or is it better?!

Big Chief · 23-01-2004 12:35pm

seen a bit of it, was awful dark and didnt really seem worth the while

is the aforementioned 180 meg one any better or just more of the same?

after watching the simple life on e4 a few times (stuck up cows.) im a bit more intrigued as to seeing it though

Paris Hilton

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