silly pet names for gfs & bfs

MrNuked · 05-12-2003 06:15PM #1

A guy I used to live with called his girlfriend piglet. She called him munchkin. Another guy I knew called his gf worm. Um...treated her like one too. Anybody got any silly/odd/funny pet names?

Peace · 05-12-2003 06:20PM

Slag/bitch.

I'm serious. And we have a great relationship. Its all in good fun and we have a great laugh.

MrNuked · 05-12-2003 06:27PM

If you're going out with an American woman you could call her muff probably.
I am going out with an American woman but I don't call her muff.
She did think it would be a cute name for a dog though.

][cEMAN** · 05-12-2003 06:34PM

Worst ever - Honeybunny....see Pulp Fiction for reference.

DMT · 05-12-2003 06:54PM

Pinky/The Brain

El Marco · 05-12-2003 07:06PM

shnuckums. *shiver*

Jim · 05-12-2003 07:09PM

"chuck". stick an alrigh' before it and put on a skanger accent.

po0k · 05-12-2003 07:25PM

tinklebelly

Sarky · 05-12-2003 07:29PM

Bastard/Bitch was rather popular for a few months.

Tusky · 05-12-2003 07:33PM

gayhead

smiaras · 05-12-2003 08:45PM

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D!ve^Bomb! · 05-12-2003 08:54PM

bub

Lump · 05-12-2003 09:10PM

Used call a girl I went out with Piglet........ Ah she was nice.....

John

Doodee · 05-12-2003 09:14PM

Boo boo kitty ****

phoenix2181 · 05-12-2003 09:17PM

Baba

skittishkitten · 05-12-2003 10:30PM

hmmmmmm........ I used to be called "Hotrod" .....now I'm just called "Slutpuppy"

I usually don't give "affectionate" pet names , those I give are sarcastic and insulting

DMT · 05-12-2003 10:50PM

Originally posted by Jimeatsmenu
"chuck". stick an alrigh' before it and put on a skanger accent.

The words "Give us a f*ck, chuck" come to mind....

Dave · 06-12-2003 12:17AM

Arseface was a funny one for a while

Faust · 06-12-2003 12:47AM

I don't know what to call mine...other than her name obviously.. I'm not very imaginative in terms of cutesy names, any suggestions?

parasite · 06-12-2003 01:26AM

milko
:rolleyes:

Faust · 06-12-2003 01:30AM

Maybe milky.... MMmmmMMm milk

"My bones are so brittle but i've been drinking loads of.....MALK!?"

CuLT · 06-12-2003 01:38AM

How about "Succubus"?

suc·cu·bus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sky-bs) also suc·cu·ba (-b)
n. pl. suc·cu·bus·es or suc·cu·bi (-b, -b) also suc·cu·bae (-b, -b)
A female demon supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with a man while he sleeps.

sounds like a good deal to me

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Havelock · 06-12-2003 01:41AM

What I called her - Magpie, Lizard (As in Liz), Sausage

What she called me - *Affectionatly* her "Egotistical Sleazy Suductive French Bastard"**

** Shortest form, new discriptive adj's where added on a weekly bases almost

Faust · 06-12-2003 01:46AM

Originally posted by Havelock
What I called her - Magpie, Lizard (As in Liz), Sausage

What she called me - *Affectionatly* her"Egotistical Sleazy Suductive French Bastard"

That's horrible I can't believe she called you french

Havelock · 06-12-2003 01:53AM

That would be because I am.

She had many unflattering nick names for me as well.

Faust · 06-12-2003 01:55AM

Does'nt sound like she was very nice to you. I still can't believe she called you FRENCH.. someone should clean out here mouth with soap!!!!

NeMiSiS · 06-12-2003 02:02AM

Donkey and Smelly.
She used to call me Slimey.

Then another chick who called me Blee (or Bleehead) and I called her the same..

Tom

DMT · 06-12-2003 04:43PM

Schnookums and funbags.

ixoy · 06-12-2003 11:23PM

Originally posted by parasite
milko
:rolleyes:

Wasn't that the name of Sally (Home and Away)'s imaginary friend when she was a kid?

Tails · 07-12-2003 12:59AM

Wench, not an affectionate nickname but use it when im joking.

Raz · 07-12-2003 01:40AM

My brother calls his gf 'wagon' from time to time

silly pet names for gfs & bfs

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