silly pet names for gfs & bfs

MrNuked

A guy I used to live with called his girlfriend piglet. She called him munchkin. Another guy I knew called his gf worm. Um...treated her like one too. Anybody got any silly/odd/funny pet names?

Peace

Slag/bitch.

I'm serious. And we have a great relationship. Its all in good fun and we have a great laugh.

MrNuked

If you're going out with an American woman you could call her muff probably.
I am going out with an American woman but I don't call her muff.
She did think it would be a cute name for a dog though.

][cEMAN**

Worst ever - Honeybunny....see Pulp Fiction for reference.

DMT

Pinky/The Brain

El Marco

shnuckums. *shiver*

Jim

"chuck". stick an alrigh' before it and put on a skanger accent.

po0k

tinklebelly

Sarky

Bastard/Bitch was rather popular for a few months.

Tusky

gayhead

smiaras

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D!ve^Bomb!

bub

Lump

Used call a girl I went out with Piglet........ Ah she was nice.....



John

Doodee

Boo boo kitty ****

phoenix2181

Baba

skittishkitten

hmmmmmm........ I used to be called "Hotrod" .....now I'm just called "Slutpuppy"

I usually don't give "affectionate" pet names , those I give are sarcastic and insulting

DMT

Originally posted by Jimeatsmenu
"chuck". stick an alrigh' before it and put on a skanger accent.

The words "Give us a f*ck, chuck" come to mind....

Dave

Arseface was a funny one for a while

Faust

I don't know what to call mine...other than her name obviously.. I'm not very imaginative in terms of cutesy names, any suggestions?

parasite

milko
:rolleyes:

Faust

Maybe milky.... MMmmmMMm milk

"My bones are so brittle but i've been drinking loads of.....MALK!?"

CuLT

How about "Succubus"?

suc·cu·bus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sky-bs) also suc·cu·ba (-b)
n. pl. suc·cu·bus·es or suc·cu·bi (-b, -b) also suc·cu·bae (-b, -b)
A female demon supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with a man while he sleeps.

sounds like a good deal to me .

Havelock

What I called her - Magpie, Lizard (As in Liz), Sausage

What she called me - *Affectionatly* her "Egotistical Sleazy Suductive French Bastard"**

** Shortest form, new discriptive adj's where added on a weekly bases almost

Faust

Originally posted by Havelock
What I called her - Magpie, Lizard (As in Liz), Sausage

What she called me - *Affectionatly* her"Egotistical Sleazy Suductive French Bastard"

That's horrible I can't believe she called you french

Havelock

That would be because I am.

She had many unflattering nick names for me as well.

Faust

Does'nt sound like she was very nice to you. I still can't believe she called you FRENCH.. someone should clean out here mouth with soap!!!!

NeMiSiS

Donkey and Smelly.
She used to call me Slimey.

Then another chick who called me Blee (or Bleehead) and I called her the same..

Tom

DMT

Schnookums and funbags.

ixoy

Originally posted by parasite
milko
:rolleyes:

Wasn't that the name of Sally (Home and Away)'s imaginary friend when she was a kid?

Tails

Wench, not an affectionate nickname but use it when im joking.

Raz

My brother calls his gf 'wagon' from time to time

Victor

Originally posted by NeMiSiS
Donkey

Someone here calls her beloved "Donkey Boy".

embee

I get called 'tramp' or 'poxy bitch'....

He gets called Biffo.

Its a fair trade off.

John Player

hehe i call him ikkle monkey & he calls me junkie

Ruaidhri

Originally posted by Tails
Wench, not an affectionate nickname but use it when im joking.

haha i call mine wench the whole time

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

he does
and worse

po0k

Carrot-top?

Beruthiel

ma poule
or
froggie

or if he's pissing me off

smelly arrogant cheese eating surrender monkey

hey Havelock
I thought you were Belgian

vibe666

for some reason we started calling each other chicken, and it's stuck.

so much so that my mum now calls me chicken. even one of her friends calls me chicken. can get embarrassing in public too.

just recently it's been changed just a little to tiken which is even worse cos sometimes she forgets and will shout it out to get my attention in the supermarket and stuff. not good.

catspring

currently, i'm babes, baby, wench or bitchcow.
he's honey, baby (sometimes honeybaby!!) or schnoookie-woookie

i used to go out with this guy a few years ago and i was his beeeeyyatch and he was my f*ckwit. it was a good relationship. we still call each other that from time to time but it's only when we're pissed now

MrNuked

And what does schnookie-wookie think of these drunken phone calls I wonder?

catspring

they're not drunken phonecalls.
the guy is a mate of both of ours and we see him in the pub and "schnookie-woookie" knows i used to go out with him so it's ok.
thanks for your concern though

MrNuked

catspring:

we still call each other that from time to time but it's only when we're pissed now

catspring:

they're not drunken phonecalls.

poor schnookie-wookie

Sleipnir

does 'youruinedmylife' count?

MrNuked

Karoma:

Golden Balls

LoneGunM@n

I usually call her Babe/Baby & she calls me TP [my middle names] :rolleyes:

I also call her Short Arse 'cause she's only likkle

Havelock

Why, if I may be so bold, is being French a bad thing?

MrNuked

It's almost as bad as being racist!

(this is a joke)

Kone

smooochbunny

Beruthiel

Originally posted by Havelock
Why, if I may be so bold, is being French a bad thing?

ask any american

DeadBankClerk

Nobody calls me 'dreamheart'. Even in jest. No one.