Even more adverts you despise

So much for the power of advertising, it's actually for Cadburys! Not sure how I noticed it but for some reason they've edited it. The girl used to say thank you for my chocolate but now it's thank you for my package. My OH thinks it's because there's so little cocoa in Cadbury's nowadays that it doesn't meet the criteria to be described as real chocolate.

The 32nd one? You think he'd have learned his lesson when the previous 31 ladders were never returned. Ladderless Larry.

It's not like he needs the dough. Footballer ads, and in particular, the AI Tony Cascarino ads really grate. The uncomfortable Uncanny Valley effect apart, they just conjure up a world of miserable incels, lunging from the pub to the chipper to the bookies, lonely and desperate for some reason to hope, to celebrate life, some escape from the grind of existence that is the lot of the vast majority. Alas you won't find it speculating your diminishing income on the exploits of JP McManus or Harry Kane, you're just adding to theirs.

His current ladder is painted with 'no. 33' I think, so the neighbours haven't returned the previous 32. I'd be impressed by an honest ad like that. Character says, "would you ever bleep off and buy your own", then the voiceover smoothly says 'For ladders, and tools, Woodies is your most obliging neighbour'. Something like that.