Scrubs Werewolf - 31st May

JD (internally):

So here's the thing about Sacred Heart… people don't just show up here because they want to help.

Okay, some do.

But others? They show up because something's… off.

Turk:

"Dude, you're doing that voice thing again."

JD:

"What voice?"

Turk:

"The one where you narrate like your life's a documentary."

JD (internally):

It is a documentary.

Anyway…

We're looking for staff members to clock in for a week long shift from 31st May.

You'll be working alongside:

• Doctors
• Nurses
• Interns
• And at least one person who absolutely should not be allowed near patients.

JD (internally):

Statistically speaking, at least a few of you are going to be secretly trying to kill us.

Turk:

"…Wait, what?"

JD:

"What?"

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