JD (internally):
So here's the thing about Sacred Heart… people don't just show up here because they want to help.
Okay, some do.
But others? They show up because something's… off.
Turk:
"Dude, you're doing that voice thing again."
JD:
"What voice?"
Turk:
"The one where you narrate like your life's a documentary."
JD (internally):
It is a documentary.
Anyway…
We're looking for staff members to clock in for a week long shift from 31st May.
You'll be working alongside:
- Doctors
- Nurses
- Interns
- And at least one person who absolutely should not be allowed near patients.
JD (internally):
Statistically speaking, at least a few of you are going to be secretly trying to kill us.
Turk:
"…Wait, what?"
JD:
"What?"
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