Even more adverts you despise

'You need Rock and Roll!'. Plays Britpop. But what would a 12 year old know?

Do what I do, lock them in the boot. 😉

Your man is not even making the 4th team, he's more or less retired, and he's trying to tell the daughter, who he's pushing to play but obviously is not that interested, to 'keep showing up'. Lo and behold, Porter or someone is out injured, and the chain reaction of subs gets him 'called out of retirement'. It's every late 40s semi retired players wet dream. Does happen sometimes, Lads could show up to watch a 3rds match and be asked, ' have you your boots in the car?' I often played on teams a man short.

Oh, wrong ad. That's the one with 4 knobs in a cafe, something about not paying subscriptions in order to have the price of a pizza? Yea, I haven't the foggiest either. The other ad is sometimes categorised as a 'D4 ad' also, rugby dad's and all that.

The new Guinness ad for zero with the under pressure song, indicating that anybody not drinking will be stared at and frowned upon by society as a whole.

Guess what Diageo, I'm not a big drinker and for years have spent many nights out drinking coke, water, blackcurrant and what have you and not once has anybody tried to put "pressure" on me to fit in.

Just because you want to sell more of your overpriced zero alcohol crap you're trying to reintroduce something that (for me) hasn't been a thing for donkeys.

Fuuuuuuuck off.

Vapes loaded with nicotine. Get the kids addicted to nicotine makes it easier to progress them to smokes. Who do you think is bankrolling and stocking all these vape startup shops.

On drink, kids can legally buy zero drinks, and sit up and consume them in a restaurant bar. I watched a kid drinking a pint of zero in a hotel on Monday, maybe 14 -15 yo, in the restaurant at his grandads 70th. Completely legal. It normalises drinking. But the drinks companies would prefer you to stay on zero, the profits are enormous, with no alcohol excise.

I've no problem either, except with the opportunity afforded to kids to 'drink' socially. Afaik, premises can make their own rules about this, and also, I think the legal percentage of alcohol that makes a product exempt is far higher than 0.0005%, such as liquer confectionary. I recall long time ago the shops used to sell cans of Shandy, not the 2.5% or thereabouts strength of a pub 50-50 mix of ale and red lemonade, but something like 0.1 or 0.2%. Wouldn't harm a fly but had the nice beery taste of shandy.