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Trivial Things that annoy you - Mod Note in OP

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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,578 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    And another thing: for the past few days my stupid stomach has been acting as if I were on a 17th century tallship in high seas in the middle of a tropical storm, and for no valid reason. My belly, on the other hand, has been groaning and grumbling, full of thunder and dragons, casting spells and pronouncing riddles to be solved on pain of death, again for no valid reason.

    Could someone please point me in the direction of the nearest scrapheap?



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,578 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Tonight on Screen One: The Return of the Bork



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,645 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Random ads completely in Irish on the tv!!!🤔



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,458 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    ‘people you may know’ thing on Facebook.

    A business isn’t a person. So why is X timber yard, Y coffee shop, Z bike repair shop, none of which are even in my neighbourhood, flagged as ‘ people you may know ‘. ??? Some are in even different counties ffs. 🤪



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,539 ✭✭✭Comhrá


    Here's my favourite one I ever received.

    Screenshot_20251025_173230_WhatsApp.jpg

    Was going to send a friend request but on reflection I decided it best not to, just in case I had MI5 checking my credentials.



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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,578 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I guess adding Pope Leo wasn't the best move. Or maybe you both like Weetabix?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 977 ✭✭✭blackvalley


    Can someone please explain all the comments about “ bork “ . No idea what you’re talking about.



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,578 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,777 ✭✭✭✭kneemos




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 835 ✭✭✭maik3n


    #1
    Probably mentioned a few times already but in the new/current version of the show

    The answers are not in any way actually catchphrases.

    #2 Whatsapp voicenotes
    They are just voicemails in another form, which I loathe.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,162 ✭✭✭Ozymandius2011


    Spiders on the ceiling when I'm going to sleep. I am a bit scared might bite me.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 808bassqueen


    Having to open a new sleeve of wheetabix. It never goes well



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,947 ✭✭✭statto25


    Id be more worried about them going into your mouth while you sleep



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,824 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    The fuckin clocks changing. I don't want the extra hour I'm bored already and it's only 10 past 9. It should be 10 past 10.



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,578 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Can I have your extra hour, please, if you don't want it?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,824 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon




  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,578 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,041 ✭✭✭FishOnABike


    A sharp knife between the first and second Weetabix + the top cut off can be inverted and used to close the sleeve and keep the rest of the Weetabix fresh and crunchy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,539 ✭✭✭Comhrá


    People who spell 'lose' the same way as 'loose'.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,016 ✭✭✭The Continental Op


    Wake me up when it's all over.



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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,578 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,458 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    no rain forecasted for late afternoon here when I checked this morning. But it’s been raining hours, still is.

    Went back to the app of that forecast… current conditions : overcast, rain 0.0 mm.

    Think it’s time just to ditch that app and get back to using accuweather..I was all looking forward to a nice long walk.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,118 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    I kept hearing these odd noises in the kitchen. When I went in to look I couldn't hear anything. It was only when I watched a video on YT that I realised my phone was still connected to the Bluetooth speaker I have in there.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 675 ✭✭✭Space Dog


    Had booked a table at a sushi restaurant that we've been to many times in the past. Sat down, got the menu, totally different from what they'd usually serve. I ask where's xxx and xxx? Oh we don't do those in the evening anymore. I had checked their website an hour beforehand and our usual picks were still listed.

    When I pointed this out I was told, oh, yes, but that's the takeaway menu, you can't order it to sit in anymore. Annoyed us so much that we decided to leave. Reducing the dine-in menu to 5 options while having a regular takeaway menu, make it make sense!!!



  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 62,213 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Recently a streaming service advertised a new sound quality option as an add on pay thing, approximately three days ago the sound changed to something like cassette demos. I'm not seeing it indicated anywhere and I did find equaliser settings to mitigate the issue but I also don't see widespread uproar making me wonder if I'm imagining it - double TA worthy maybe?



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,578 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    While doing a search on how to remove mildew from suede, I came across a website (obviously populated with articles generated by a bot) where there was a helpful suggestion on how to eradicate thistle. The "cover" picture for the article was someone caulking a skirting board.🙄

    Post edited by New Home on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,558 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    You might find a better answer on a "website". 😉



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,804 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    OMG, morning TV. I’m home on the BH Monday, just relaxing and tv ads are all cremations, charities saving injured animals, saving children in poverty, insurance, carpet cleaners from JML - god its depressing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,777 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    When another till opens in Aldi and you realise you'd have been quicker if you'd stayed at the first one



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,458 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    waking up this morning and feeling it noticeably much cooler for the first time, subsequently realising it’s 5 days until it’s officially winter…. ☠️❄️🌬️☔️🌧️



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