d4s / skangers

magpie · 25-11-2003 10:38PM

Ha ha! You fools.. you've believed the hype. Both Ringsend and Irishtown are in Dublin 4, and trust me they are both full to the brim with skangers.

Sangre · 25-11-2003 10:40PM

Ha ha! You fools.. you've believed the hype. Both Ailesbury Road, Shrewsbury Rd., and Ballsbrigde etc., are in Dublin 4, and trust me they are both full to the brim with rich kunts.

magpie · 25-11-2003 10:51PM

You probably think Eglinton Road is poshmungous as well, but it has a ****ing massive council estate off it ensuring that the petrol station is thronged with gawping knacks day and night.

But let's face it kids, the knacks are the only ones with any money these days anyway, do the maths:

1) Get given low-rent council house owing to "poverty"
2) Buy council house for £14,000
3) sell council house for €400,000, pocket €360,000 profit
4) Buy house in Kildare, Apartment in Dublin and Mercedes
5) Drive Merc as taxi, only declare €8,000 a year so as not to pay tax
6) Continue getting medical card, family allowance etc
7) Buy enormous sattelite dish and entire family celtic outfits
8) Get pissed up, then sue the Government if you trip over a hole in the pavement
9) Go on holidays 4 times a year to play golf

But sure, it's tough on dem streets, wha'?

Sangre · 25-11-2003 10:54PM

You're an idiot.

/me licks magpie.

Hmm, bitter, just as i thought.

Emboss · 25-11-2003 10:59PM

Originally posted by magpie
You probably think Eglinton Road is poshmungous as well, but it has a ****ing massive council estate off it ensuring that the petrol station is thronged with gawping knacks day and night.

But let's face it kids, the knacks are the only ones with any money these days anyway, do the maths:

1) Get given low-rent council house owing to "poverty"
2) Buy council house for £14,000
3) sell council house for €400,000, pocket €360,000 profit
4) Buy house in Kildare, Apartment in Dublin and Mercedes
5) Drive Merc as taxi, only declare €8,000 a year so as not to pay tax
6) Continue getting medical card, family allowance etc
7) Buy enormous sattelite dish and entire family celtic outfits
8) Get pissed up, then sue the Government if you trip over a hole in the pavement
9) Go on holidays 4 times a year to play golf

But sure, it's tough on dem streets, wha'?

show me a council house for 14k i'll buy it
all taxi drivers are knackers now ?
cop da **** on you complete twat

magpie · 25-11-2003 11:00PM

Nope, just forced to live among skangers and yet be branded by my postcode. In other words crushed between your 2 monumentally retarded pigeonholes...

Still, could be worse. Could be surrounded by culchies

magpie · 25-11-2003 11:02PM

No, but council houses were £14,000 10 years ago when they were for sale to council tenants.

Have you ever caught a taxi in Dublin FFS?

Incidentally, I'm loving this sudden burst of political correctness in a post called "D4/Skangers". Take your righteous ire elsewhere ladies. Try "Personal Issues"

Sangre · 25-11-2003 11:15PM

Originally posted by magpie
No, but council houses were £14,000 10 years ago when they were for sale to council tenants.

Do these knackers also have access to a time machine by anychance?

ncidentally, I'm loving this sudden burst of political correctness in a post called "D4/Skangers". Take your righteous ire elsewhere ladies

Go read some of my posts first fúckwit.

magpie · 25-11-2003 11:52PM

Yes, much in the same way I would need access to a time machine to have bought something 10 years ago then sold it on yesterday for enormous profit.

You are obviously not in the market for a house, otherwise you would be gallingly familiar with what I'm talking about.

Anyway, back to your rant about rich D4 types... *YAWN*

Sangre · 26-11-2003 12:32AM

Thats right, because when you're living on the dole with a family to support, you are really examing your stocks portfolio and investing in some long term property.

Again, you're an idiot.

And if you sold a council house, the only thing you could buy is another council you idiot, unless you plan on living on the streets with that 'enormous profit' in your trolley.

26-11-2003 12:38AM

Originally posted by richindub2
Clearly the government needs to forget their silly under 21 ID idea and instead introduce a 'Location Card' scheme. Wouldnt it be nice if bouncers could just ask where you were from and you could show an unforgable card? 'Tallaght? Ehhh no bud, not tonight'. Same thing in cinemas, cafes, whatever! Would reduce the trouble in Dublin by a huge amount.

D4 could be platinum, blackrock / foxrock / malahide / drumcondra / other okish areas could be gold, anywhere else could be mud

Hell, why not just make the 'mud' population wear their badge on the outside of their clothes. Thatd get rid of even the need to ask them to show it! Could just avoid them on the street!

[edit] typo

Anyone else think that this man here is totally right, yet a bit ahead of his time?

I like the idea of making the badge a star shape too - wreeks of "you're fúcked now"

magpie · 26-11-2003 11:59AM

Sangre, stop calling me an idiot repeatedly, you're not really helping your argument.

Let me give you an example. In ringsend there is a development known as either "the new houses" or "legoland", depending on who you're talking to.

10 years ago these were made available for sale to their tenants for £14,000 with an interest-free loan from the Government.

These houses are now worth €360-400K

I went to see one with my wife. The owner was selling up, buying a house in Kildare, a flat in Dublin and a new car. he was a retired docker.

I can give you the name and number of the house if you like.

These are facts, and no matter how much you bang on about single families, the dole yadda yadda yadda, times have changed. There is ample employment for everyone.

richindub2 · 26-11-2003 08:44PM

Originally posted by utility_
Anyone else think that this man here is totally right, yet a bit ahead of his time?

I like the idea of making the badge a star shape too - wreeks of "you're fúcked now"

soon my brother soon, we shall have our perfect state!

While we're at it we could bulldoze large areas of South West Dublin / the Nothside and send the former residents off to work in forced labour camps. It would reduce crime and social welfare payments by huge amounts, improve the economy (just look at the progress made by VW during the war!) and with new houses being built on the disusesd land the housing price problem would fade away!

also,

Originally posted by Slutmonkey57b
and then get off at White's Cross. (For those that don't know it: Left is Blackrock, Right is Foxrock)

Left is blackrock right is leopardstown not foxrock, its actually well ghetto. Get your facts right like man!!

Tazzle · 26-11-2003 08:59PM

Funky · 26-11-2003 09:04PM

the road right from whites cross is the border between foxrock and leopardstown...

anyway being a d4 isn't exactly where you actually live in the postcode its more to do with the d4 private schools seeing as the most d4 people i know live in foxrock...

so magpie take your gibberish elsewhere

magpie · 26-11-2003 09:18PM

so magpie take your gibberish elsewhere

Who got sand in your vagina?

Sangre · 27-11-2003 08:21PM

Yore ma?

Left is blackrock right is leopardstown not foxrock, its actually well ghetto. Get your facts right like man!!

Well actually right goes down Leopardstown Road, but the estate is Foxrock Manor.

Bizzare....wait, im agreeing with you....hmmm

Oi, i is not ghetto fool.

ixoy · 27-11-2003 08:47PM

Originally posted by richindub2
soon my brother soon, we shall have our perfect state!

While we're at it we could bulldoze large areas of South West Dublin / the Nothside and send the former residents off to work in forced labour camps. It would reduce crime and social welfare payments by huge amounts, improve the economy (just look at the progress made by VW during the war!) and with new houses being built on the disusesd land the housing price problem would fade away!

I'm also in your new state. Let me outline briefly how it would work. You'd take a civilian and judge them by a number of factors:

* Contribution to the states (tax returns, etc)
* Burden on the state in any social welfare payments (educational costs will be sort of a pay-you-back later in the factoring here)

You can apply it over time too. So the first month the burden isn't ranked so badly - people could be inbetween jobs. But after the sixth month of demonstratably refusing a job the burden (let's call it A) is multipled by a factor of, for example, 3. So the person would be on A+A+A+A+A+3A = 8A. Depending on the value of 'A' they may exceed a threshold point - the threshold point is being sent off to the labour camps to repay their debts.
Now if a certain area is plotted as having too many people of a certain debt (e.g. 45% over 4A) then the area is marked for destruction. The population is sent to the labour camps (the debted ones) whilst the non-debted ones are house in temporary accomodation. The area is rebuilt and the non-debted ones are housed in the new area. Now we've only got non-debters here so the area is clean.
As time goes by we'll eliminate problem areas and can, in turn, lower the threshold value until all negative claimants are removed to the camps.

Of course the additional effect of removing negative claimants is a reduction in crime. This frees up huge amounts of money for areas such as education, health reforms (hospitals no longer full of stabbing victims), road building, etc. This will help bring up our infrastructure to the level desired and return investment to Ireland. With less of a social welfare burden, we can reduce taxes and capital gains taxes. Growth will again come to Ireland with the addition of a cheap source of labour from my camps.

This is just the outline of my model, which would also tackle an inefficient civil service and make public bodies liable for their actions - there'd be no LUAS over-runs under my rule! It'd be one rule of course, a strong guiding affirmative hand. Who here wants to run with me? Who here wants to have Ireland rise up and be counted!

27-11-2003 09:57PM

I'm in as long as we can have a salute. You take your hand and hold it out horizonatl from your body. Then bend your forearm towards you about 45 degrees so that your arm makes an L shape.

What would our nations goals be militarily? I personally think we should divert some funds in the name of building up a level of chemical and biological weapons, perhaps even purchasing materials to make a nuclear bomb. I think the ideology of our armed forces would be the training of a small number of highly specialized troops which would be used more as a strike force than as a way of defending our country. Naturally our threat of germ warfare would be more than enough of a deterant were any other nation to invade Irish soil. On the North - we would have to avoid the situation so as not to cause a conflict with the UK, because it would more than likely ruin us.
The best way to go about it is to encourage immigration south so as to bulk up our booming economy, fill out ranks in the army, and top up population levels in the work camps.

It might also be a good idea to invade a poor, yet rich in oil middle eastern country too. Perhaps Kuwait. Of coarse this would be after Kuwait "sabotaged" one of our labour camps and "killed" a few of our citizens...wink wink

ixoy · 28-11-2003 01:23AM

You can be my military advisor utility. We'll work up a fancier title than that though, something like the Enforcer (of Egalitarian Justice). You'll also be responsible for putting down any so-called "civil disorder" - those people who are too damned short-sighted to see that my new State (not necessarily a republic) is best left in my capable hands.

I need a few other people too - people for financial planning, health, etc. Sign-up please.

richindub2 · 28-11-2003 05:32PM

Originally posted by ixoy
my new State (not necessarily a republic) is best left in my capable hands.

MY state, you mean i take it. Lets not forget who started le revolutioné all those months ago

Sangre · 28-11-2003 05:38PM

Rich, I call junior vice president!

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