Trivial Things that annoy you - Mod Note in OP

When I get those emails all I’m thinking is what the fcuk did I order !

When you're in a shop and the person on the till is having a conversation with the last customer who is obviously their friend whose transaction was probably finished 5 minutes ago and are just chatting away. It's usually a pair of middle aged women. And even though the till person can clearly see me wanting to pay because I'm in their field of vision, they just continue with the chat for another 30 seconds or so.

Notice how you rarely see this in the two German supermakets. I don't know if it's true but I heard that staff chatting to customers is strictly verboten.

When people message you on Done Deal enquiring if an item you have for sale is "still available" - and then no further communication after you confirm that it is. Hate these time wasting cnuts.

Its a long time since its Magnum Opus.

Yep, just get the lidl ones. The official ones have terrible advertising too, or at least used to. People pretending to be devious by eating an ice cream or some such shite.

Lots of junk food companies have those 'you know it is bad for you but go on, be wicked and treat yourself' type ads now. They have to because people are getting more clued in about food and nutrition.

Or try melting it and covering the hole with melted welly. There is a good chance of that making an even bigger hole though! This reminded me of a terrible joke.

'Did you know there is a hole in your welly?'

'Yes, that is how I get my foot into it' 🙈

Discussing the situation at home with a local rep, they said this was the first time they have ever heard of neighbours hotboxing next door on a regularly(almost daily) basis.

Next day a multimedia advertising campaign on the impacts of drug driving, but yea I'm the only one with this issue!!!!

In this unreal weather, not a breath of wind, said I might as well read the local paper out in the sun.

Of course, just as I settle down a breeze starts whipping up, causing the newspaper to flutter and making it a pain to read in peace.

Stillest conditions otherwise. Make it make sense.

I stopped into a centra in Mohill to get a cold drink and seen they sold chocolate Feasts, hadn't seen those in years so grabbed one and a cold drink for my journey . . what a disappointment the Feast was. I can best describe it as a bland bit of jelly ice cream, sandwiched between a soggy chocolate flavoured cardboard centre, surrounded by brown woodchip wallpaper. Not at all as I remembered them.

Wary and weary are not the same thing.

Man I miss the "It's ADVICE!!!!!" thread. And R&R in general, actually.