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Even more adverts you despise

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,033 ✭✭✭✭CoBo55


    I was in Bosnia on the holidays recently. An ad for period towels where they poured what looked like actual blood on the pad and then the fat young one lay on the bed and you can see the pad sticking out of her underwear, they last all night apparently... The missus said to me that certainly doesn't leave much to the imagination, definitely the most disgusting Ad I've ever seen🤢



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,655 ✭✭✭deezell


    Agreed, well cast and directed, and a great performance from the lead. The nodding assent than the quickfire change of expression when the present loser boyfriend turns to look back is great comedy. Daft ad but fun.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,687 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Thats my favourite ad at the moment.

    Not an ad as such, but there is a promo on Virgin for some sort of New York luxury property show which seems to be on every ad break. I must have seen it about 10 times today, and it triggers the same response each time.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭pnott


    Extra chewing gum ad with the talking head mouth thing. Creepy and cringe!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,279 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    The M50 toll account ad with the victorians. The man shamelessly copying Matt Berry's voice.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,861 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    It's a long time since I saw an ad analysed so much. It's a sh*te ad but is it not simply that the gimpy family have come up with this false story of running out of petrol so that they can gorge the pile of Aldi crap themselves rather than share it at the party or whatever they were going to?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,655 ✭✭✭deezell


    I commented earlier that it appears they weren't just invited to the party, but had taken the responsibility for bringing the food and balloons etc, the rear of the car is crammed with it. Bunking off with 80th party goodies makes them a carload of cnuts. How that's supposed to persuade us to buy that kind of buffet shyte from Aldi (or anywhere) is beyond me. I only ever man shop there anyway. Cross the road while she's main shopping in Tescos, grap a couple of steaks, their porkfat speckled black pudding, maybe some grinder disks. No bag, all tucked under armpit.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,861 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    They used to say ad agencies make annoying ads as they stick out from the crowd but I wonder do any ads put people off the products? I know at the moment that the Bulmers ad with the shouty goons bugs me so much that I just wouldn't buy the stuff and speaking of alcohol I'm still waiting for an avalanche to take out that "pint of Coors, please" gimp.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,536 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Alpen have kidnapped the Honey Monster and dyed him red!

    He's a little bit older (hes 48) and needs glasses now, the passage of time affects us all, but I know it's him.

    Bet he'd still rather a bowl of sugar puffs than a bowl of wallpaper paste with nut shavings in it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭BP_RS3813


    I'd say thats a huge part of it now alright. Now more then ever, more and more parties are fighting for our attention online. Someone probably figured out that people recognise and remember the most annoying ads and I suppose any publicity is good publicity when it comes to advertising online.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4 Paddyed


    The guy on the National Lottery ad saying that it "wuz" €xxx. Wuz? Wuz! Really?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,151 ✭✭✭Comhrá


    He's the lad who calls it the "Loddo"… a right dose



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 961 ✭✭✭The Moist Buddha


    how do you fast forward through ads? id love to be able to do it, even thinking of getting youtube premium just to cut them out ! its an absolute nightmare every 2 or 3 mins 😫



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,655 ✭✭✭deezell


    Only if you're watching broadcast tv, and your TV supports TS, timeshift, then you can watch say 20 minutes behind, then scoot through the ads with the ff button, or pause program to make tea or go to the jax, build up some reserve recorded time to ad skip. On most players or YouTube, there's no getting away, unless you're paying. Even with a sub, I think Netflix still gives you ad pain. Even the 'Skip in X seconds' button on YouTube is a red herring, because if you think about it, you have to sit through the minimum ads time until the Skip icon appears. The Mute sound button is the best you'll get on built in TV app streamers, you can't even switch away to another broadcast channel, as it knows your avoiding it and waits...

    if you have your apps on an external device like a Firestick, Apple tv, etc, you can switch back to live TV while they grind through the ads, hopefully unaware that you've switched away, but these days with intelligent HDMI connections the damn things might just pause. Could be worse, like d'internet. Have you ever clicked on a Daily Mirror or a Galway Beo news article link. Ads explode like popcorn on the pages, a visual abyss.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 961 ✭✭✭The Moist Buddha


    Galway Beo is 100% a no from me, absolute c**p journalism, they spen their time on here and reddit looking for gossip



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,866 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    He may have started a trend. I can only assume it wuz his sister talking to Pat Kenny the other morning. She wuzzed a few times before I decided that she was actually imparting some useful information , so I didn't throw the radio into the bin.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,687 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    In my defense I've had ample opportunity to analyze the ad because it seems to be on every f##king ad break.

    If you (Aldi) are planning to have your ad played every five f##king minutes then the ad should be up to some scrutiny.

    From what I see, the gimpy family have broken down. Have rung the AA, 4 hours until the fix but have decided to eat the party food and now are in a great mood because the food is so good.

    Hence: good food, good mood. (Aldi's tag line)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,279 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    Yes certain ads have put me off buying certain products. I think if everyone emailed the company saying 'I have bought your product for x years, I will no longer be buying it because of this ad' we would see a big improvement in the ads.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭BP_RS3813


    The other one is even worse in my opinion. Its just a voiceover with your wan saying "dads wearing socks and sandels, no problem. Good food, good mood, aldi"

    Is the dad not allowed to wear whatever he wants? Who the feck is judging him for socks and sandels in his own feckin house(Presumably).



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,655 ✭✭✭deezell


    That'd be his Gen Z socially anxious scopophobic daughter, a product of the Internet generation maybe, though everything dad's do embarrasses daughters of any generation. Let's flip the gender;

    "Mom in supermarket in trackies while wearing heels? The fkn state of ya! Takes the bleedin' good food mood right off me! " Popular image from the 80s, can't unsee it.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭bcklschaps


    Supermarket adverts have a bit of form when it comes to sexism and misandry. They clearly believe its only women (and women who despise their husbands at that) who do the shopping. Practically every advert has a blundering but ultimately submissive man as the butt of some kind of attempt at humour.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,655 ✭✭✭deezell


    I love the youtube where a woman challenged men to do something only men can do. The winning bloke went into Boots, bought a toothbrush, and left. Immediately.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,687 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Link please?

    The other one is even worse in my opinion. Its just a voiceover with your wan saying "dads wearing socks and sandels, no problem. Good food, good mood, aldi"

    Not seen it. Thankfully.

    Not a dad, but a middle-aged man. I have poor circulation in my feet which means they are permanently cold.

    Never mind "walk a mile in my shoes", go walk a mile with my feet and then come back and judge me. I'd wear socks in the shower if it was feasible.

    Supermarket adverts have a bit of form when it comes to sexism and misandry.

    It's not just supermarkets, and it's getting old.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,655 ✭✭✭deezell


    Watch out for that poor circulation, numb soles also, can be neuropathy, also linked to diabetes. Consult Dr Google and really drive yourself mad!

    I found that clip, lost in a mire of videos (Grandkids watch YT on my TV account, after three days there's hundreds of pink panter, pepper pig, and roblox in my history, depending on the age of the viewer).

    It's actually a Boots like store, probably American.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/f2BkmuS9yAk?si=IkvI6d2luZuEKDpT



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,687 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    OK… Watched it. Sorry I asked now. Don't really get the point of that.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,085 ✭✭✭z80CPU
    Darth Randomer


    Anything starting with:

    " The ( authorities) don't want you to know about this ( gadget ) "

    As retailed from some douchbag merchant with a warehouse full of them like the time when homer orders a voice projector machine for Bart.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,655 ✭✭✭deezell


    I think the point is men go into a shop to buy something, woman go into a shop to.… shop.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jackboy


    Yes, it's fine every now and again if done well but it's wall to wall husbands with severe learning difficulties, to say it nicely. Between husbands drying their socks with a hairdryer to washing the dishes on a clothesline with a power washer. And the wives are frequently gaslighting bullies.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭pnott


    At least William despite his 7 million Euro win didn't forget who he was and his values didn't disappear! What is with the Lotto and their obsession with water slides?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,085 ✭✭✭z80CPU
    Darth Randomer




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