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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭jackboy


    What about the wife gaslighting the husband about not getting petrol, when she is the one driving the car.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    Exactly, she is driving it is her responsibility. If she is incapable of seeing the warning light or hearing the beep maybe she should let him drive 🙄



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,373 ✭✭✭deezell


    Is it possible the ad is meant to annoy the fk out of you and make you subliminally think about aldi everytime you see an old tractor, a car at the roadside with hazard lights, a twatty kid with glasses and a dicky bow, or a double chinned nincompoop talking with her mouth full? I wouldn't put it past the ad agency.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    Some of these ads lately like the Andrex office shart one, the dancing weirdo in the public toilet and the KFC satanic cult ones make me think these companies are actually trying to drive customers away. It's the only explanation that makes any sense!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,373 ✭✭✭deezell


    Like the SURE smellies one with all the sweaty tits and arses and big captions with BOOBS and BALLS and TATAs (?) and MUFFIN etc.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,793 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    When the camera pans out, they have that little traffic cone thingy to indicate it's a car in need from the AA or whoever, so they have actually broken down. The thing that irks me is that its the driver who is responsible for ensuring the car has enough fuel. Thats why the fuel gauge is in the eyeline of the driver. So it annoys me when yer one blames the husband.

    Now you mention, you are right, why didn't they flag down the tractor? If you were told it was going to be 4 hours (if we're lucky), until the tow truck could get there, surely you would flag down a local and ask them to bring a jerrycan of fuel to you.

    As for the tractor, yeah my uncle died on one like that with no roll bar. In terms of safety features, it's really such a simple device, there's no excuse for not having one, and its unfathomable why they are not required on quad bikes. But that's a discussion for another thread.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,373 ✭✭✭deezell


    It's an example of an ad agency choosing to present something that's unacceptable in the real world as a means to create a mood or atmosphere, I.e, they've broken down in a place that resembles Ireland in the 70s. I have a similar problem with that instant coffee ad where yer wan pretends she's in a coffee shop and 'orders' a coffee from the boyfriend, with ' a splash of Oat milk'. You can't legally label or promote liquids derived from dissolved cereals and nuts as 'Milk'. It's illegal, yet here it is in an ad.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,521 ✭✭✭✭CoBo55


    Ah lads, this thread used to be a bit of fun, it's becoming legal eagle shite now…



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,373 ✭✭✭deezell


    I thought it was for us to express faux outrage at the media industry, an opportunity to be petty, judgmental and vindictive, but only against the fake population of lala advertising land. There's fun in that surely. Reminds me of the nit picking slagging that we'd engage in way back, be it at school, work, club or pub. No real victims, not like the social media cesspool I suppose, which today's Sky news reports has caused an epidemic of misogyny among 10+ year olds in the UK. That's not funny at all. Back to the ads and the slag heap!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,793 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Can we all agree the Aldi ad is shite and irksome?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,581 ✭✭✭RoTelly


    Yep and its really the family. I am happy for everyone else who probably shopped in Dunnes or SuperValu and are eating quality produced, maybe the even made their own cakes, and now have the satisfaction that their Sister and her Family didn't arrive… only to find the What Happened? girls in attendance

    ______

    In the end they were just greedy, they all knew one another and knew what to expect more money for no return, it was a secure cash flow, but in fairness they looked for what they wanted and fair dues to them for that, and wouldn't you be doing the same!

    Just one more thing .... when did they return that car

    Yesterday



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,498 ✭✭✭✭pjohnson


    No you are wrong its actually irksome and shìte.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,793 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    If you think that is bad wait until you see the Lynx Down Below ad. It is so gross 🤮



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,373 ✭✭✭deezell


    With all the talk of Snickers and Mars, a chocolate themed Easter greeting seems appropriate 🐰 🐣

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭blackvalley


    I see that the Bulmers add has appeared again where to comply with PC horse excrement one of the four people involved is drinking water.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,062 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    There's a few horrible ads on at the moment.. one about pads and another about deodorant spring to mind.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,062 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    That might be the deodorant one I referred to

    FFS is there really a need?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,401 ✭✭✭Photobox


    Yes it's disgusting, the all over deodorant ad. It's up there with the pubic hair shaving ad too 🤮 all gross.

    Post edited by Photobox on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,626 ✭✭✭geographica


    anything by McDonald’s kfc dominos


    most annoying ads on tv



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,405 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    The one with the three cats giving out about being photographed by a rectangle . The most awful puppety cats ever on TV



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 55,358 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    Has the Guinness ad with the pints singing 'Ireland's call' been mentioned? For a company which has long been associated with quality ads, it's pretty dire.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,679 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    I like that. I hope they come up with some more costumes.



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 55,358 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    Yeah, the Tesco ad with the cats is one of the better ones on TV at the moment.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,662 ✭✭✭forumdedum


    Some ad now telling us what we need to wash, including our balls. Well I fast forward through all adverts now so I done know what to buy, or what to wash



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,662 ✭✭✭forumdedum


    An absolute joke that's not remotely funny. Next we will be made to watch people excreting, having periods etc because for them it can not end



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,662 ✭✭✭forumdedum


    I boycott all companies with crap adverts. Also, if you advertise a Mars bar it makes me want chocolate but I don't buy a Mars bar, I buy a different chocolate bar I like



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭The Moist Buddha




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭lumphammer2


    Future You.

    The EBS Ad.

    The Bulmers Ad.

    And the Broadband one with the puppet of a woman speaking in a posh accent …...

    Fionnuala Fibre O'Farrell Flynn

    Post edited by lumphammer2 on


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,521 ✭✭✭✭CoBo55


    Future you isn't hard on the eye in fairness ☺️



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