Trivial Things that annoy you - Mod Note in OP

Swipe right on my Google phone reveals the most gutter click bait "journalism" such as Galway Beo predicting weather disasters every day ... but it can be turned off ! What a breath of fresh air.

Teenagers . . Moping around with their phones in hand and always moaning that their bored with nothing to do . . You could start by cleaning that pigsty of a bedroom you only emerge from whenever you're hungry.

Groups of people having the chats in the kitchen while standing right in front of the coffee machine. Move!

I heard someone pronounce Nokia as No key ah this morning.😣

I wonder if he's the same guy that puts on the German accent for the Kranzle ads. In Chermany, ve don't bath our children, ve Kranzle zem.

Current TA, when people will not STFU. Annoying work and systems which do not function correctly are enough of an irritant, thank you.

Cat is hungry.

Cat needs human for food.

Best way to get human to leave desk - lie across their hand so they can't move the mouse.

It can't possibly be comfortable.

New car for last few months delighted with it. Upgrade from auld banger. Loads of beeps sensors impossible to hit anything unless you are a clown. I said to meself.

But I didn’t factor in clowns in car parks. Long thin scratch what looks like trolley against car low down. Whoever it was, a pox on you.

A few ta's from the past two days, I paid 70€ to have two sheets mended, another ta was that I feel I could have done it myself if I could be bothered to read the instruction manual for the machine.

Two stories I heard from the world this am, one person being told that their partner couldn't have passed their long-threatening kidney stone because they didn't have a GP!!

In my old area, they miss their local Argos hugely, a European(Argos like) store applied for permission to build in the area. The application was refused on the basis that the area with fewer and fewer shops doesn't need another shop.

Usb sockets.

The lead can go into the socket 1 of 2 ways. So that's a 50/50 chance of the lead being in the correct orientation when I try to plug it in.

So how come it's the wrong way round about 95% of the time?