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    • #176912
      Atlantic Dawn
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      If it was innocently taken there would be another EyePad left uncollected.



    • #176913
      [Deleted User]
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      This wan sounds like Recode, if she is still in de land of de living.



    • #176914
      McDermotX
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      She tells everyone she has had an Eyepad Air



    • #176915
      sligeach
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      Joe: "Beatles… Bob Geldof."

      You're a dinosaur Joe.



    • #176916
      Dan Jaman
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      You'll find your i-Pad Air scrubbed and for sale on Etsy.



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    • #176917
      Atlantic Dawn
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      I always front load my sheite stuff going through security and put the EyePad cheapo Android tablet in my 2nd tray.



    • #176918
      dvcireland
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      "…I fly once a month Joe…"

      image.png


    • #176919
      archfi
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      Da thick is ticking things off

      A thing isn't what it says it is.

      A thing is what it does.



    • #176920
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      to be honest I'm not a fan of the current system of lumping all your valuables into a box, putting it on a conveyor, then leaving it and going through a scanner, get stopped at the scanner for usually nothing or a watch or something and eventually get out the other side to hopefully your valuables



    • #176921
      Atlantic Dawn
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      Sprechen sie Deutsch, so to speak.



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    • #176922
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      Is there a 'Joe Duffy' type lad in Germany?



    • #176923
      McDermotX
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      De furriners don't speak English !

      To you, perhaps



    • #176924
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      April

      that's gone



    • #176925
      2smiggy
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      the Berlin police speak perfect English, they just could not be arsed looking for your Ipad, like our own lads



    • #176926
      McDermotX
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      Praise be Allah everybody !!!



    • #176927
      Dan Jaman
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      Herr Oberinspektor Duffhein on the case in Berlin.

      "Praise be Allah."



    • #176928
      Atlantic Dawn
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      "Praise be Allah", lol.



    • #176929
      LambshankRedemption
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      Did Joe just say that the DAA statement said that all lost items in Dublin Airport are on their website??? So if I want a new iPad, I can browse the DAA website select the one I want and go and collect my "lost" iPad.

      Caller: I even rang the Police in Berlin but of course they don't speak English.

      Well thats bollox right there. German police speak better english than Joe(not that that would be difficult).



    • #176930
      sligeach
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      God… give me strength. 🙄



    • #176931
      dvcireland
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      image.png 
      Ich rufe die Polizei


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    • #176932
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      'Coolock sez no' crowd will be struggling tonight during this race



    • #176933
      walshb
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      https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122484038#Comment_122484038

      Yup. Always nervous waiting to see if I get everything fooking back



    • #176934
      dvcireland
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      don't do the accent love



    • #176935
      walshb
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      This is painful



    • #176936
      Beechwoodspark
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      praises be Alla says sheikh joe



    • #176937
      McDermotX
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      Here Joe……..can we have a discussion about the societal status of women in core Islam belief by any chance ?

      Or will we just concentrate on Christian church bashing ?

      Praise be Allah etc etc etc



    • #176938
      Busi_Girl08
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      Getting bronze in Swimming or Gold in Pommel Horse is also an incredible achievement but you didn't say a bleedin' word about Mona or Rhys



    • #176939
      Nordner
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      Praise be Allah, says Joe!



    • #176940
      Dan Jaman
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      https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122484038#Comment_122484038

      Been like that for years.

      First time through Doobalin I wanted my camera and film (that dates it) to be hand-inspected. The Security Arsehole fecked it into the tray and put it through the machine, like a fecking moron.



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    • #176941
      walshb
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      Did Duffy say Adeleke won European gold?



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