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  • Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This wan sounds like Recode, if she is still in de land of de living.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,018 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    She tells everyone she has had an Eyepad Air



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,457 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Joe: "Beatles… Bob Geldof."

    You're a dinosaur Joe.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    You'll find your i-Pad Air scrubbed and for sale on Etsy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,579 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I always front load my sheite stuff going through security and put the EyePad cheapo Android tablet in my 2nd tray.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,337 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    "…I fly once a month Joe…"

    image.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,760 ✭✭✭archfi


    Da thick is ticking things off



  • Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    to be honest I'm not a fan of the current system of lumping all your valuables into a box, putting it on a conveyor, then leaving it and going through a scanner, get stopped at the scanner for usually nothing or a watch or something and eventually get out the other side to hopefully your valuables



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,579 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Sprechen sie Deutsch, so to speak.



  • Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Is there a 'Joe Duffy' type lad in Germany?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,018 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    De furriners don't speak English !

    To you, perhaps



  • Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    April

    that's gone



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    the Berlin police speak perfect English, they just could not be arsed looking for your Ipad, like our own lads



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,018 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Praise be Allah everybody !!!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Herr Oberinspektor Duffhein on the case in Berlin.

    "Praise be Allah."



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,579 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    "Praise be Allah", lol.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,268 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Did Joe just say that the DAA statement said that all lost items in Dublin Airport are on their website??? So if I want a new iPad, I can browse the DAA website select the one I want and go and collect my "lost" iPad.

    Caller: I even rang the Police in Berlin but of course they don't speak English.

    Well thats bollox right there. German police speak better english than Joe(not that that would be difficult).



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,457 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    God… give me strength. 🙄



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,337 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    image.png
    Ich rufe die Polizei
    


  • Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    'Coolock sez no' crowd will be struggling tonight during this race



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,458 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Yup. Always nervous waiting to see if I get everything fooking back



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,337 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    don't do the accent love



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,458 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    This is painful



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,160 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    praises be Alla says sheikh joe



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,018 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Here Joe……..can we have a discussion about the societal status of women in core Islam belief by any chance ?

    Or will we just concentrate on Christian church bashing ?

    Praise be Allah etc etc etc



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,642 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Getting bronze in Swimming or Gold in Pommel Horse is also an incredible achievement but you didn't say a bleedin' word about Mona or Rhys



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 125 ✭✭Nordner


    Praise be Allah, says Joe!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Been like that for years.

    First time through Doobalin I wanted my camera and film (that dates it) to be hand-inspected. The Security Arsehole fecked it into the tray and put it through the machine, like a fecking moron.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,458 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Did Duffy say Adeleke won European gold?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,579 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Time for a song?



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