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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #6362
    robindch
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    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121875583#Comment_121875583

    Ow, those reviews hurt 😂



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    #6363
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,044 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    This excellent book teaches the mentally infirm in short simple steps about the wonders that God created. It also teaches them that anyone entrusted with the word of God as given from an agent of the good lord should not be questioned no matter how much it hurts their backside.

    Yikes.

    I would like to thank you guys for creating an excellent product. I haven't found there to be a better manual in dealing with these issues. It is a must for any christian fellowship program. This is a godsend for all of our youth counselors dealing with those poor young children and their infected minds. Satan's claws are deep in the minds of many of these lost ones and this book helps us get down to the marrow of getting them to accept the saving grace of our lord and savior. With hellfire at stake we have to get through their sick sick minds.

    I think this might be a pisstake. Calling Mr Poe

    There is already a book that helps the retarded know God. It's called the bible.

    Ouch

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #6364
    robindch
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    When I lived on the Isle of Mann, we were used to paddling in a very shallow gene pool and the new-born children of our neighbours often hatched with a whole range of amusing issues. When my friend, Janet, gave birth to what we first thought might have been a prop from The Lord of the Rings, the island elders initially wanted to present the corrupted progeny before the Council of the Grand Hoop-La, who usually decide whether a local baby is worthy of existence. After a full hour of prodding with the traditional Winkle Stick, Grand Master Bunghope-Flunge decided that the travesty before them should immediately be set upon the altar of retribution (Next to the bus stop in Cregneash) whilst our oldest resident, Quite Old Tom would officiate over the Ceremony of Disappearance. Fortunately, I had a copy of this glorious tome in the shed and offered to take full responsibility for teaching the wretched deformity the ways of mindless adherence to an outdated system of medieval government. After 26 years of forced indoctrination with this valuable book as a guide, that mindless mass of cells and saliva can now say the Lords Prayer, tie it's own shoe laces and works as the Thussock Waver at official meetings of the Liberal Vannin Party.

    🏌️



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    #6365
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,044 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


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    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #6366
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoSUx1xyj1E

    :)



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    #6367
    Igotadose
    Registered Users Posts: 13,026 ✭✭✭✭Igotadose


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121932962#Comment_121932962

    So that's why Santa says Ho, ho, ho... I never knew!



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    #6368
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    https://twitter.com/SteveInmanUIC/status/1771601073305735408?t=RGInL38ODQwGlH7ciQ1Nmw&s=19

    ...



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    #6369
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,217 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


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    ✌️🐰



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    #6371
    Seth Brundle
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    https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1774136552211317001?t=bztbwD7y87YfmmtP_MQkTQ&s=19

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    #6372
    Seth Brundle
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    #6373
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Untitled Image

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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #6374
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,184 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Lyrics NSFW

    https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY



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    #6375
    Igotadose
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    #6376
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Untitled Image

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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #6377
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    "The Lord is Risen Today" and "That's Amore", by John Daker.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PVal8Fy7CM&ab_channel=JustinKintzel



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    #6378
    Igotadose
    Registered Users Posts: 13,026 ✭✭✭✭Igotadose


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    Some heroes wear colanders.



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    #6379
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,044 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    It's a joke that in a country which has supposed separation of churches and state, they have to go to those lengths to demonstrate that there… isn't a separation between churches and state at all, because religons still have privileges.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #6380
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


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    !=KKK



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    #6381
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    "A mass for an improvement in the weather can't do any harm", explained the local priest.

    https://www.farmersjournal.ie/news/news/mass-in-wexford-to-pray-for-better-weather-812807



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    #6382
    REDBULL68
    Registered Users Posts: 81 ✭✭REDBULL68


    Father Ted country, at its best .



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    #6383
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,044 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Did they bless the roads too while they were at it?

    (The "funny" thing is that when every second car here was sporting rosary beads on the mirror and/or a Padre Pio sticker on the windscreen, 500, 600 or more people were getting killed on the roads every year. Correlation or causation..?)

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #6384
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121997542#Comment_121997542

    Perhaps, but in that era drink driving involved having more than 5 pints before setting off and seat belts were entirely optional, should they have been fitted in your car. Padre Pio and the Rosary beads could be considered confounding variables at best, more likely a bit of wishful thinking.



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    #6385
    Igotadose
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    🤑🤑🤑



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    #6386
    Timberrrrrrrr
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    #6387
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,427 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Dragons

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    #6388
    Igotadose
    Registered Users Posts: 13,026 ✭✭✭✭Igotadose


    Never watched West Wing. I regret missing this scene (just popped up on FB):

    https://youtu.be/65X1he-IuJ4?t=92



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    #6389
    Ryath
    Registered Users Posts: 3,378 ✭✭✭Ryath


    🤮.

    https://twitter.com/creepydotorg/status/1780978390314459401



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    #6390
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,044 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    And none of them got sick?

    It's a miracle! 😝

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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