What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

You should never pull out until they start taking the left turn.

People out there will indicate left in the hope the other motorist will pull out.....the indicating motorist will continue straight on and crash into you

Since you pulled out......you're at fault.

Classic insurance scam.

Just wait those few extra seconds

People who leave public toilets after them as if an animal has been trapped in there for a week.

The "up at 5am to train" crowd.

Fcuk off

Smokers

Drivers that salute after pulling out in front of you , making you hit the brakes , knowing they should have waited that extra 5 seconds.

If you went to tenerife he went to twelverife

I'm also going to throw in grown men who wear full matching tracksuits. Now you might think of the scumbags going around in their Nike outfits, but I also worked with a lad who occasionally wore in full matching leinster tracksuits on casual fridays, complete with Canterbury polo neck under his top. Both of these cohorts will be off to the gulag when I get into power

People who always on the lookout for help free gratis and also stuff they are not entitled to, usually via some hokey sob story / drama going on ‘at home’…

An aunt of mine meets that description.

she has elevated my Dad her brother to be her psychologist, advise guru, chauffeur, financial advisor, financial benefactor ( ‘given’ her thousands over the years ).

Her nose was put well and truly out of joint when covid happened and she was relegated to ‘remote assistance’… status despite her imploring to see him for xyz reasons…

These feckers

And bailiffs, clampers, in fact anyone who chooses to make their living through another's misfortune be it legal or not.

Sorry Toast, old stock, but on a fresh day, the turtleneck has always been and always will be cool AF