People who use the Irish language version of their name.
For example, people who were born, christened and registered as Paul Murphy, for example, who start going by Pól Ó'Murachú.
Or people who leave their indicators on
I don't do road rage but when someone is indicating that they're turning left and I pull out from a junction, and they flash their lights and beep their horn at me....
If Maura Higgins is an idol/role model to you.
You should never pull out until they start taking the left turn.
People out there will indicate left in the hope the other motorist will pull out.....the indicating motorist will continue straight on and crash into you
Since you pulled out......you're at fault.
Classic insurance scam.
Just wait those few extra seconds
People who immediately assume that every single sudden death these days is down to "the vaccine". Someone dies and in no time you'll see all the "Hmm I wonder why? 💉💉💉" comments on social media.
People who leave public toilets after them as if an animal has been trapped in there for a week.
I'll see your Eoin Ó Broin and I'll raise you one Joey Essex.
That’s something old people do , I’ve seen it countless times
Drivers who don't salute you after you let them out in traffic.
The "up at 5am to train" crowd.
Fcuk off
This gob$hite
Smokers
Coinage
Drivers that salute after pulling out in front of you , making you hit the brakes , knowing they should have waited that extra 5 seconds.
Yep they even text in to 2fm every morning around 6:45 for a special shout out to themselves after their morning 5km or their swim. Fluck off ya to88ers.
If you went to tenerife he went to twelverife
My candidate for female tosser is Mary mcaleese. Here she she is in a "jaw dropping moment" where the Queen said something as gaelige.
What came out later is that she asked the Queen to say something in irish, then wrote it out phonetically, then reacted on our collective behalf as if this was something magical. Chief tosser behaviour
I'm also going to throw in grown men who wear full matching tracksuits. Now you might think of the scumbags going around in their Nike outfits, but I also worked with a lad who occasionally wore in full matching leinster tracksuits on casual fridays, complete with Canterbury polo neck under his top. Both of these cohorts will be off to the gulag when I get into power
Someone I know who flies regularly to France. Only flies Air France. Wouldn't dream of flying with Ryanair. He pays 4 times the price but thinks it's worth it. He let's me know every time he flies......even though he knows I fly Ryanair.
People who always on the lookout for help free gratis and also stuff they are not entitled to, usually via some hokey sob story / drama going on ‘at home’…
An aunt of mine meets that description.
she has elevated my Dad her brother to be her psychologist, advise guru, chauffeur, financial advisor, financial benefactor ( ‘given’ her thousands over the years ).
Her nose was put well and truly out of joint when covid happened and she was relegated to ‘remote assistance’… status despite her imploring to see him for xyz reasons…
The blame is on you. You should never take an indicator as an indicator that someone should do something. You should always let them pass first. It's when you sit there waiting for them to pass and the idiot behind you beeps their horn because you're not going. Ah no, I know that they could have accidentally left their indicator on and it means nothing and I don't fancy on creating a crash and especially me in the crash.
Watching the rugby here....
Men wearing turtlenecks....certainly belong in this thread.
Good shout never ok
These feckers
And bailiffs, clampers, in fact anyone who chooses to make their living through another's misfortune be it legal or not.
Anyone with huge designer logos emblazoned on their clothes, it's way too tryhard.
Anyone who can't say "My car", it has to be "My Audi/Merc/Beamer" - yeah, congrats like on spending a fortune on a rapidly depreciating asset. I've no problem with people who genuinely are into their cars, or who need a comfortable car for long commutes, but the people who buy them as a status symbol wreck my head. I include yummy mummies in their SUVs in that too.
Anyone who wears Gym + Coffee or Gymshark gear
People who turn their collars up
People who put their **** qualifications in their work signature. If you have a PhD, fair enough. Your MSc isn't impressive.
Fellas who tightly slick back their hair
Women who have really short haircuts.
People who heckle at comedy gigs, you're not funny!
People who blare their music loud in a house share
If their tinder profile says they like sea swimming.
They're driving a Nissan Leaf
Just watching some Dancing with the Stars crap on RTE there and Paul Brogan looks like a right tosser. Tan, muscles, tats, open shirt, looks older than his age. Like some sleazy niteclub owner on the Costa Del Sol.
That is just an impression, he may well be a sound guy.
Sorry Toast, old stock, but on a fresh day, the turtleneck has always been and always will be cool AF
Youve posted a picture of the coolest man to have ever lived...fùck me he would make anything look cool....
Im talking about bellends like Jamie Heaslip in his turtle neck today....not cool....
Usually women
