What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

Jeremy Sproket

People who use the Irish language version of their name.

For example, people who were born, christened and registered as Paul Murphy, for example, who start going by Pól Ó'Murachú.

Are you still a 27 year old or whatever Swedish girl?

hamburgham

People who don’t let their dog do any sniffing when out and turn the ‘walk’ into a forced march for the dog.

Jim_Hodge

Diarmuid Sproicéad has a certain ring to it.

I don't like it when people just switch to the Irish version of their name but it's their choice and doesn't make them tossers.

StreetLight

Anyone who pronounces the word definitely as 'defin-eye-tely'.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058283649/what-immediately-screams-tosser-to-you

So people doing the smallest bit to reclaim our culture?

Actually; those who piss on Irish culture. As if British subjugation didn't damage it enough

Moghead

People who constantly go on about "the woke" like some kind of boogeyman.

I don't consider myself woke or anti woke but in my experience those who bemoan wokness are tossers.

retalivity

People with any of the following:

• D4 mid-atlantic accents
• a North Face jacket
• Grey tracksuit bottoms
• an Audi or BMW
• Linkedin pronouns
• Face tattoos
• a fag hanging out of their mouth while heavily pregnant

Water John

In cork e have our own word for tosser, you're a langer. Jeremy Clarkson springs to mind.

colm_mcm

Man bun

EmmetSpiceland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120221650#Comment_120221650

Goes double for the German font reg on the Audi/BMW

Leg End Reject

People who talk themselves up - how intelligent, wealthy, successful they are. Bonus points if they're rude to those they consider beneath them.

Conversely, people who poor mouth to take advantage of others, especially when they add in imaginary drama and misfortune.

It's ok to be average, life isn't a competition.

Jim_Hodge

People who are all sweetness and light to those they want something from but are rude and insensitive to everybody else.

Water John

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120221659#Comment_120221659

Stop picking on James Lowe.

Be right back

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120221662#Comment_120221662

Or people who forget where they came from.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120221672#Comment_120221672

This rings such a loud bell 😁😂

Galwayguy35

Filming the Gardai doing their job.

billyhead

Skinny jeans. Wearing no socks. Designer beards.

Leg End Reject

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120221687#Comment_120221687

And roaring abuse at them.

Neames

Folks that have to let you know "I'm a people person"

YFlyer

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120221687#Comment_120221687

All Gardai don't have body cams yet.

Jim_Hodge

Is tosser a unisex term?

StevenToast

Any male with a haircut that took longer than 10minutes.....anyone trying to look like theyre from peaky blinders or knacker mcgregor.....i dont know what they call it....fade or some shìt...

Give me short back and sides...bit of scissors....get me out of there...

hynesie08

If you're not in work and I can see your lanyard, no one cares dickbag.

NIMAN

Own a dangerous dog breed.

BrianD3

Trilby and Fedora hats

For an extreme example, see the smug wnaker in the Mr Green ads.

Also lads smoking huge cigars who seem to think they're Tony Montana. Usually have half their shirt buttons undone too.

Be right back

Those who have a big set of keys hanging off their belt/ waistband..

Donald Trump

All the neighbours do it regularly.......when I'm walking by

Be right back

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120221861#Comment_120221861

Neigbors, you mean...😉

Chips Lovell

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058283649/what-immediately-screams-tosser-to-you

Even worse. People who loudly and demonstratively speak Irish to their kids in public. Most middle class thing ever.

screamer

Tosser is a male te to me, so Floppy hair, black shirts, scarves, novelty or brightly coloured socks, Mercedes Benz driver and a gobshite who goes around public areas with their phone on speaker. Oh and lastly the brown shoe brown belt brigade, tossers all.