What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

People who don’t let their dog do any sniffing when out and turn the ‘walk’ into a forced march for the dog.

Anyone who pronounces the word definitely as 'defin-eye-tely'.

People who constantly go on about "the woke" like some kind of boogeyman.

I don't consider myself woke or anti woke but in my experience those who bemoan wokness are tossers.

In cork e have our own word for tosser, you're a langer. Jeremy Clarkson springs to mind.

Goes double for the German font reg on the Audi/BMW

People who are all sweetness and light to those they want something from but are rude and insensitive to everybody else.

Filming the Gardai doing their job.

Own a dangerous dog breed.

Tosser is a male te to me, so Floppy hair, black shirts, scarves, novelty or brightly coloured socks, Mercedes Benz driver and a gobshite who goes around public areas with their phone on speaker. Oh and lastly the brown shoe brown belt brigade, tossers all.