Someone painted my wall outside my house without my permission

I think this is your only option.

And to other posters

• Taggers & Graffiti people LOVE blank white canvasses more than any other colour. It's the best colour substrate for impact and high contrast work.
• I hate bare blocks, but I certainly wouldn't go painting peoples wall without permission. That's vandalism. Nice aesthetically pleasing vandalism, but vandalism.

Keep us updated Mondeo, mad story.

If you want the painters to paint it a different colour OP, you could try adding graffiti yourself.

Draw a huge phallus on it with a can of spray paint and every time they repaint it white, draw another phallus until they agree to paint it a different colour to prevent graffiti 😉

could it be a men shed group in the local area that painted it??

Have you tried a power washer on it may just wash it off

Weird idea, and possibly not what you want, but graffitiers are far less likely to graffiti stupid stuff over actual graffiti art. Could you find a local art college and offer them your wall for a mural? "Proper" graffiti artists will usually sketch out a design and plan before starting work, so you could ask to review to make sure you like it. It would stop local scrotes just scribbling on it.

That is mad, you don't live in Sandford do you?

I would personally paint a load of phalluses and boobs on it when the judging was coming up.

It’s not dude tracking , you said it’s no bodies business only the OPs. When in fact it is. The OP left a nifty me looking wall that was in breach of planning regulations.

so somebody with a bit of pride in their community took an initiative to make it look better.

the OP is concerned about graffiti, yet has no issue leaving an eyesore. Pot kettle black

Check out the street view here and see which looks better. The white wall or bare block monstrosity

So the OP's wall is now worth millions ;-)

Completely missing the point of the topic, but I agree with OP. Surprised some here would rather see the wall painted.

Natural brick is a good look when kept clean. Terrible mentality to slap cheap paint on everything.

I quite like the optical illusion art in your picture but on google street view it's just white and looks terrible imo.

It'll make some mess too, if the paint's coming off the wall it has to go somewhere!

Hire one.