Toasted Sandwiches .... and I mean Proper Toasted Sandwiches!

Andy From Sligo · 27-08-2022 05:20PM #1

Is there anywhere (Cafe or otherwise) that know how to make proper toasted sandwiches? - I mean say if I say "Can I have a cheese toasted sandwich please" - I get "do you want white white or brown bread?" (well first of all I am thinking in my head - No, brown bread toasted sandwich is just plain wrong!) - so then white it is "sit down over there I will bring it over" .

When it finally comes its 2 bits of white bread toasted with a bit of melted cheese in it that collapses as you are eating it leaving all the filling falling out of it!- or melted cheese sticking to the 'greaseproof' paper or paper bag - sorry lads that is not a Toasted Sandwich .

A Toasted sandwich is what you get when you buy a Sandwich Toaster from TESCO for around 7 quid and you put your 2 bits of buttered bread into the Sandwich Toaster along with the filling and then close the lid and a few minutes later you take the toasted sandwich out of the Sandwich and its 'pinched' all the way round thus encapsulating the filling .. its lovely ... OH God I fancy a toasted sandwich now!

So anyone know if actually any cafe in Ireland can make a 'proper' toasted sandwich like that? - I mean am I using the wrong terminology maybe? - I have tried so far "Can I have a cheese cheese and tomato sauce toasted sandwich" and I have also tried "can I have a cheese toastie please" both have got me the same results. - is it called something else in Ireland? , is that where I am going wrong?

Badly Drunk Boy · 27-08-2022 06:29PM

Maybe specify that you was a toasted sandwich from a toasted sandwich maker and not a grilled sandwich. I know you probably said fairly much that already, but emphasise what you don't want as well.

27-08-2022 07:24PM

YouTube is your friend OP.

Unfortunately no such videos from Gus Fring or Lalo.

Or

Find a time machine. Go back in time to O'Briens sandwich bar heydey, around the mid nineties.

(Go to an O'Brien's sandwich bar now, and you'll receive a scripted response. Half the time the staff will need to read the list of ingredients on the menu)

Pissy Missy · 27-08-2022 07:37PM

Most places use a grill to toast the sambos, so that's the problem

27-08-2022 07:40PM

Its mad to think that you can buy a toastie Sandwich maker for cheaper than an obriens sandwich.

whatawaster81 · 27-08-2022 07:42PM

Declan and Donald's deli on Bolton Street do an amazing toasted sandwich. No frills just stacked. I recommend the club sandwich. You wouldn't even know it was there if you weren't local.

27-08-2022 07:43PM

What breed of lunatic butters bread going into a toastie maker

gameoverdude · 27-08-2022 07:45PM

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And this is the problem!

Shower of bastards.

And what's the craic with the crap mustard of late!?

Also, I've noticed they stopped serving toasted sangiches after lunch. Bring back the stocks I say.

magicbastarder · 27-08-2022 07:50PM

here's a possibly controversial opinion - what you are looking for is not a toasted sandwich.

toasting involves exposing bread to radiant heat. you're cooking bread by exposing it to direct heat. so one of those clamshell doohickeys is not a toaster.

gameoverdude · 27-08-2022 07:52PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530486#Comment_119530486

Stocks.

Signore Fancy Pants · 27-08-2022 07:56PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530486#Comment_119530486

Jaysis.

magicbastarder · 27-08-2022 08:00PM

don't blame me, i don't make the rules.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_%28food%29

Andy From Sligo · 27-08-2022 08:09PM

i reckon you better buying a sangwitch toaster from homesavers or tesco and handing that in and saying "I want a cheese toastie done in that please!"

phormium · 27-08-2022 08:11PM

No cafe uses the sandwich toasters you are looking for because they are inefficient for what they are doing, they are a totally one trick pony whereas the grill/panini type is much more flexible.

Now what I can't find is a sandwich toaster that does not 'seal' the filling in two triangles, I want one where the sandwich is not cut/sealed diagonally cos you can't then put an egg into your sandwich without ruining it when you close the toaster! Used to have one years ago but the don't seem to make that type anymore.

Cluedo Monopoly · 27-08-2022 08:18PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530449#Comment_119530449

You must butter the slices inside and outside for a perfect toastie. Yum.

The perfect toastie is ham, cheese, onion. I don't like tomatoes in them myself because they are hotter than lava when eating.

gameoverdude · 27-08-2022 08:29PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530591#Comment_119530591

Genius. Absolute genius.

Edit: this is where we could fallout. Got to be thick slices of ham.

27-08-2022 08:41PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530560#Comment_119530560

Replace "inefficient" with "expensive"

The grill/ pannini type is more "economical".

The grill/ panini type also uses less electricity.

Andy From Sligo · 27-08-2022 08:45PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530654#Comment_119530654

does not concern me as a customer (who is starving) I just want my properly sealed toasted sandwich , not bothered with efficiency or business plan of the Cafe :)

Cluedo Monopoly · 27-08-2022 08:53PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530619#Comment_119530619

Yep thick ham or you layer. Ham, cheese, onion, ham, cheese.

gameoverdude · 27-08-2022 08:54PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530690#Comment_119530690

Phew. We're cool then.

English mustard?

Grandeeod · 27-08-2022 08:55PM

Newmarket on Fergus in 2001. It was before the Motorway/bypass opened. A little garage with a little Deli. A real mickey mouse affair. Well fook me sideways. It remains the best Deli sandwich ever. They had batch loaf. My work colleague and I ordered a toasted special on batch that was ham, cheese, tomato and onion. Epic! Done on a little grill thing. So good that we went back in to take a non toasted version with salad on our work trip to the Cliffs of Moher. I'll never forget milling the non toasted version at the cliffs, but remembering the toastie from earlier! We got this on the road long before Motorway services ever existed here. A toastie memory that stays with me! I've only matched it at home.

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2022 09:07PM

Does Hogan’s on South Great George’s St still do those ones in the yellow plastic wrapper?

27-08-2022 09:08PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530591#Comment_119530591

Butter inside? I have never done that with a toasted sandwich. Always butter the outside though.

Preferred ingredients are cheese, scallion, tomato & Coleman's mustard. Some thick ham is good too.

gameoverdude · 27-08-2022 09:15PM

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Coleslaw on the side. No mank tomatoes though.

Larbre34 · 27-08-2022 09:24PM

The Croque Monsieur is of course the best kind of toasted sandwich.

Basically gruyere cheese, nice bit of smoked ham, whipped eggs, seasoning and French mustard blended with mayo to personal preference.

However, if you've never heard of this before, I urge you to give it a try before you judge it....

Mix of good French cheeses - brie, gruyere etc, tinned peaches well sliced or mashed, torn fresh basil and then either a drizzle of good honey or some chipotle dressing depending on whether you want it sweeter or a bit spicier.

Beautiful....

corner of hells · 27-08-2022 09:26PM

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Ah will ya shhhhh , you know well that's a Dublin secret , every culchie will be up there next week looking for a hang sammich and tae.

Andy From Sligo · 27-08-2022 09:31PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530806#Comment_119530806

Pretentious 😁

Andy From Sligo · 27-08-2022 09:34PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530743#Comment_119530743

you could be right there in buttering the outside and not the inside , you want a bit of crunch to it yeah

Larbre34 · 27-08-2022 09:36PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530833#Comment_119530833

Not a bit. Peasant food to the French, eaten in the fields!

Andy From Sligo · 27-08-2022 09:44PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119530438#Comment_119530438

maybe not these days - the last sandwich toaster I bought was in Tesco's it was around 7€ ... just looked on Tesco site now its €15 ... bloody inflation .... plus you cannot afford the electric to put it on now of course there is that too

gmisk · 27-08-2022 09:49PM

My favourite toasty when done in a proper old school toastie maker....beans and cheese....honestly...don't knock it til you try it.

But toasties are now for me really done in a pan...lots of butter bit of oil...put a metal weight or something on it...some nice cheese and ham on the inside. Yum.

Toasted Sandwiches .... and I mean Proper Toasted Sandwiches!

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