The Blonde Secretary

MonkieSocks · 2022-03-15 00:56:41

The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, " You graduated from the University of Texas, and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"…

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The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "
You graduated from the University of Texas, and I need some help.
If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything except my earrings.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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#2 10-04-2022 12:42AM

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Eat your porridge, Grandad.

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