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The Blonde Secretary

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  • 15-03-2022 1:56am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭


    The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help.

    He called her into his office and said, "

    You graduated from the University of Texas, and I need some help.

    If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

    The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything except my earrings.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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