Can’t stop thinking about Priti Patel..

:) Priti Patel crush.

She's not bad looking but comes across fairly hard nosed.

Priti Patel is the type of person who would unplug your life support machine to charge her phone.

And there's that.

But if you're into the whole submission fantasy stuff that may actually be a turn on.

No, that saying about her charging her phone has been going around for a while. Good though!

A night with Priti Patel would put hairs on your chest

Its that weird, semi -permanent smirk that I cant stand.

That and the fact that she's a thundering cnunt.

she's let herself go these recent years, wide as a bus

not so.......Priti

Jesus. Just when you thought that humanity couldn't sink any lower what with the Russians committing atrocities in Ukraine, then we are dragged to a new low

You're taking sadism to a new low. Good looks don't matter if you've got an arse the size of a parking bay.

You've given me nightmares for the foreseeable future now. I hope you're very proud of yourself. 😥

Socialism is the one true faith my friends. I'd give Angela Rayner the starry plough any day

There is a real whiff of Putin about Priti. But not in a "likes to ride topless" sense. More of a "we'll all have to learn how to use Javelin missiles and elect Tommy Tiernan as president" sort of way.