Can’t stop thinking about Priti Patel..

KieferFan69

This has been going on for ages, possibly a year. I have a girlfriend but keep having intrusive thoughts about Patel. I want to bang her really bad. I’m a man in my thirties. I keep thinking what it would be like to wake up beside her. I also fantasise about cooking for her and doing household chores etc.

I would earn a small income as an artist while she does her busy high-powered day job. She would come in in the evenings tired, but after some wonderful food and a candle lit massage she would be ready for intercourse.

CalamariFritti

:) Priti Patel crush.

She's not bad looking but comes across fairly hard nosed.

adox

So what you’re saying is you find her Priti?

KieferFan69

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802685#Comment_118802685

Yes I know. But I love the idea of this tough, high-powered woman kicking off her heels and eating some of my home cooked grub in the evenings.

CalamariFritti

She's married with a kid tho. So there's that.

As fantasies go not a bad one I guess. There's something about a smart woman in sharpish business attire. Especially when nice to look at too.

I must get my eyesight tested....

Zebra3

Fantasies about someone who wanted to threaten to starve the Irish?

OP, are you in the DUP?

Kermit.de.frog

Priti Patel is the type of person who would unplug your life support machine to charge her phone.

KieferFan69

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802724#Comment_118802724

Was just looking at the hub. Not a good looking man. I feel I would be a huge upgrade for her although the hub probably has a savage piece of tackle. He looks like a pork sausage.

CalamariFritti

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802949#Comment_118802949

And there's that.

But if you're into the whole submission fantasy stuff that may actually be a turn on.

fryup

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802949#Comment_118802949

did you think of that off the bat? kudos if you did😐️

KieferFan69

I tell you something, I’d plug her life-support machine something savage

KaneToad

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802847#Comment_118802847

She seems like a horrible individual. But she is good looking.

Tork

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118803989#Comment_118803989

No, that saying about her charging her phone has been going around for a while. Good though!

Ash.J.Williams

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802871#Comment_118802871

That is kind of hot

StupidLikeAFox

A night with Priti Patel would put hairs on your chest

AyeGer

Thats hilarious, i sort of understand but i wouldn't see her as all that attractive. Funny enough i'd find Nadine Dorries more attractive.

Btw Patel holds mouth in a really strange way, like she's off her head on Ecstasy.

Hangdogroad

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118804326#Comment_118804326

Its that weird, semi -permanent smirk that I cant stand.

That and the fact that she's a thundering cnunt.

Mr.Crinklewood

@KieferFan69 Would your current girlfriend wear this?

https://www.etsy.com/ie/listing/1055427492/priti-patel-politician-celebrity-card?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_ie_en_ie_-accessories-costume_accessories&utm_custom1=_k_CjwKCAjw_tWRBhAwEiwALxFPoZK6CUTmcLDEO1sM6mBmqfGAQ5LcJ_xUGnuujbITexevxyN-pzrn-BoCPiYQAvD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_13703307986_123455823319_530490400291_pla-314262773467_m__1055427492enie_517520666&utm_custom2=13703307986&gclid=CjwKCAjw_tWRBhAwEiwALxFPoZK6CUTmcLDEO1sM6mBmqfGAQ5LcJ_xUGnuujbITexevxyN-pzrn-BoCPiYQAvD_BwE

.https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B099RT7JCC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_dl_4M31EKP1ARGA80EWJZ4Y?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

fryup

she's let herself go these recent years, wide as a bus

not so.......Priti

KieferFan69

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118804568#Comment_118804568

I would love if my girlfriend wore that. I would wear one too.

Donald Trump

Jesus. Just when you thought that humanity couldn't sink any lower what with the Russians committing atrocities in Ukraine, then we are dragged to a new low

Donald Trump

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802987#Comment_118802987

You were looking at the hub? Might be better off looking at the pornhub

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118804026#Comment_118804026

Well, each to his/her own, and thankfully we don't all fancy the same type, otherwise it would be very tricky. I'm more 6 foot Nordic blonde, myself. Also, attractiveness for me isn't just about good looks.....

Not my idea of good looking, but there you go

briany

She's alright as British parliamentary sex fantasies go, I suppose, but she's no Penny Mordaunt, sitting MP for Portsmouth North.

goldenmick

You're taking sadism to a new low. Good looks don't matter if you've got an arse the size of a parking bay.

You've given me nightmares for the foreseeable future now. I hope you're very proud of yourself. 😥

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118806305#Comment_118806305

How tall is she? Asking for a friend 😁

Larbre34

Socialism is the one true faith my friends. I'd give Angela Rayner the starry plough any day

Mr.Crinklewood

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118806262#Comment_118806262

You could use this for added excitement

https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/27470-priti-patel-soundboard

touts

There is a real whiff of Putin about Priti. But not in a "likes to ride topless" sense. More of a "we'll all have to learn how to use Javelin missiles and elect Tommy Tiernan as president" sort of way.

Xander10

no, still not getting it.