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Have you ever met a complete headcase?

  • 21-12-2021 10:30PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Have you ever met someone that is a complete head case? A guy I know was telling me he met this absolute fruit loop in the shop the other day that told him covid was a hoax, vaccines are the devil's juice and we are all going to burn in the wrath of some god because the pope was going to meet the Russian orthodox leader soon


    It got me thinking, what sort of weird or peculiar people have you met?


    I knew a man that murdered his wife and children a few years back, he didn't seem weird on the face of it but what he done is obviously incomprehensible but I'm thinking more along the lines of someone that would go to the winter solstoce and be far too excited by the experience



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,649 ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    About half the posters on Boards - especially in Current Affairs...






    ... just not in person yet (Thankfully!! 😁😜😜).



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,885 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000




  • Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Met plenty in person. They all share one trait... the inability to deal with anything that goes against their worldview, and they frequently react with anger when challenged.



  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Ameer Itchy Tweed


    Have met very many of them when working in a public office. Some with insanely high levels of crazy. I won’t begin to detail cos I’d just go overboard. Well maybe one example, a customer who thought she was a cat and would meow at you and had whiskers painted in her face and wore cat’s ears.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,412 ✭✭✭Jequ0n


    ..Waiting for all the crystal ball owners who suddenly realised what their exes were suffering from…

    The most memorable experience was an old man at the metro who kept hitting himself in the face with a spoon in between talking to himself. Obviously my mistake had been laughing about it because he kept following me as I left the station.

    At least he was obvious because the muttering was very audible, as was the constant spoon smacking sound. I eventually shook him off by running through a park I think, which was probably a terrible idea in hindsight.

    I was mocked relentlessly at home for having been scared by a man with a spoon.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump



    You "shook him off" ? That was nice of you. I hope you moisturized your hands first



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,412 ✭✭✭Jequ0n


    Doesn’t that mean get away from someone?

    As a shameful non native speaker I often get idioms wrong.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    I knew a guy in work who lied incessantly. Different, conflicting lies to different people. When he left the job we presented him with a list of all his lies.

    The look on his face was priceless.

    Headcases.... I've known a few, mostly members of my own family, me included.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    It does. But using poetic licence, and an attempt at adding some comedic value to the thread, I implied you were referring to what the yanks might say "jerk off"



    (i.e. it means what you understood it to mean. It wouldn't be used to mean the other thing)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,119 ✭✭✭daheff


    Met them??...fecking work with most of them.



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  • Posts: 19,174 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Meet absolute headbangers everyday I work🙄

    Public and.workmates😂



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,412 ✭✭✭Jequ0n


    Ah thanks for clarifying!

    I think I was ten or so, but you go and enjoy that thought if you like 😉



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Well given that you were only ten or so, I will retract the original comment





    i.e. you probably had soft hands already and didn't need to moisturize first



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,412 ✭✭✭Jequ0n


    True, but I am sure the spoon could have added lots more fun. But maybe we leave it there.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,358 ✭✭✭sporina




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,412 ✭✭✭Jequ0n


    Such an astute observation that puts a totally different spin on the example provided by the op.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,358 ✭✭✭sporina




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭twowheelsonly


    I work in a prison so the answer has to be yes. Loads of them !!

    They used to keep these guys in asylums or mental hospitals.

    That became 'Care In The Community'

    Now it's jail 😕



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 467 ✭✭nj27


    I've met a bunch. Personally worked with three people I'm sure would have been diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder if they ever tested, weirdly one of them was a physicist and worked at CERN at one point. Complete creep and very rapey vibe off him although no indication he ever acted on that. A guy in a group I went climbing with in France killed 2 people and is prison for life. He was actually hilarious but way off the deep end and had no verbal filter so he'd blurt out the most outrageous things in front of complete strangers and got his willy out in front of people the whole time. One of my friend's Dad is really nuts too but I don't want to risk doxxing anyone.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,885 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Its either male or female. I'd a 50% chance and I bet I'm still not wrong.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭maestroamado


    Generally speaking i like offbeat people,,, i was watching the news earlier and thought the crowd at new-grange were refreshing... i think the OP may have been watching as thread started 9.30... some of them are far more interesting than you people who think you are normal...

    I wonder is the OP on something...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,412 ✭✭✭Jequ0n


    @nj27 and who knows what those 3 pseudo-diagnosed you with.

    We have probably all been put into one box or another by a lot of people.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,358 ✭✭✭sporina




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,381 ✭✭✭Yurt2


    Greyhound bus, Illinois, mid-noughties - 6-hour journey. Got sitting next to an African American lady who proceeded to tell me her life story. Tupac Shakur was the father of her son - but the mayor of Chicago found out and ordered the cops to come and take the kid, and her son was handed over to the CIA. Basically, the CIA had Tupac killed because 'he was gunna liberate black America and they is afraid my son got his powers.' She claimed she was on her way to see her lawyer so they could file a lawsuit against the Director of the CIA.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,885 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Had a textbook sociopath in our secondary school, far more worrying behaviour than any anti-vax kooks.



  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 3,184 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dr Bob




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,985 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    An auld headcase bint of a manager in my first ever job… if you were efficient and getting your work done ahead of a deadline she’d give you stuff to do like cleaning the kitchen, the cleaners would arrive at 8pm and do it but she insisted as she hated… you through your own efficiency, it being just quiet or a combination of both having nothing to do… the other managers once everything was done and you trebled checked for accuracy… you got to take an extra few mins break on the back of it or leave a few mins early…with auld Aileen she’d be looking to score you extra work, if she had have had ladders she’d be insisting we did the gutters.

    shed approach you at the water cooler asking if you were busy.. “ yes, busy getting a drink “



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭The Royal Scam


    I hung out with a guy in Feile 92 , who was a little short on cash but good craic to be around. He went wandering one night and when I found him I spotted him picking up someone's discarded snack box chicken bones literally from the wet from piss and booze gutter outside the chipper and stripped them clean . I kinda stopped hanging out after that. I should have seen the signs when he substituted milk with scrumpy in his corn flakes that morning.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    This thread is delivering


    From spoon man, to 2pacs baby' momma, to eating a pissy snack box at Feile 92



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    A fairly innocuous one, but I was taking photographs for a college project in Stephen's Green back in the early 90's when this woman with a dog approached me. She strongly insisted that I take photos of her dog. This was before digital cameras; I had just finished a roll of film, and didn't want to waste another one on this, so I had to pretend to be taking all these photos of the dog. She got him to do various "tricks", which mainly consisted of him not doing what he was told and just running about. She very proudly told me the dog had chosen to be a vegetarian. She then told me to be sure to send her on the photos, before heading off without giving me any contact details.

    Regarding the example given in the OP, my mother had a cousin in England who was a "white witch". She managed to get into Newgrange for the winter solstice in the 90s. She was very, very excited about it. But to be honest, I wouldn't call her a complete headcase for that alone.

    I also know someone elderly with Paranoid Schizophrenia (an actual medical diagnosis, before Jequ0n starts at me) who refuses to take their meds, so total lunacy is always only a phone call, house visit or Garda contact away. Far too numerous to mention, and not fun thinking about it, so I won't.



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