Off Topic Thread 5.0

If ever there was an emperor’s new clothes moment for Johnson his speech provided it, He has made a laughing stock of this country and you have seriously to ask who in their right mind thought the content of that speech was a good idea? It was so butt-clenchingly bad I can’t believe any if his team would allow it which leads me to think that it was the blond buffoon’s idea.

The hunch backed toss pot just cannot do serious. He needs the attention. He needs the laughs. So he started what should have been a plea to world leaders to put aside their self-interest and work constructively together with a reference to James Bond. If he’d stopped at that, he might have got away with it. But Blunderwank is compulsively needy. So the rest of his short speech was peppered with bad gags. Cows farting. Boris the Clown possibly still being prime minister in 2060 when he’s 94. Further references to not everyone being able to look like James Bond.. The Fat Out-Of-Controller is really a lightweight. A balloon of noxious gas in a thin skin. What the hell does Johnson think he's doing at the opening of the crucial COP26? Stupid question, I know; he doesn't think, or even imagine a future beyond next week…and his next freebee from those who openly bribe the Tories to enrich them at our expense.

All of which was met with silence by the world leaders assembled in the marquee. I swear if they had been able to find some eggs they would have thrown them at him. To say Johnson lost the room with his rambling nonsense and die on your arse ‘jokes’ doesn’t come close to how much of a disaster it was. And the quieter it got, the more desperate Johnson became. You could see the flashes of panic in his eyes. Only Boris just can’t do serious. Few things give me greater schadenfreude than the Clown finding himself up against an audience that isn't laughing along. The needy imbecile must f*cking hate it. A PM with more self awareness, and a less massive and fragile ego, would have just said welcome to Glasgow, and then introduced David Attenborough. Just imagine if we could have a PM with the gravitas, intelligence, experience and integrity of Attenborough, and send Johnson to remote corners of the world to film icebergs falling apart or even better. To abseil down into an erupting volcano.

And this is what he has turned the UK into. A laughing stock of a country. Asleep and maskless in some of the photos beside 95 year old David Attenborough. Boris the Moron is a national embarrassment. Just sit with that. Sit with it firmly for he only knows how to act the fool. It is dangerous. He is dangerous. The emphasis on "act", because, like everything in the public eye - including his fake name - is an act. A devious, dangerous and thoroughly amoral man. He's a **** moron, the idiot’s idiot, would be ostracised or ridiculed down the pub, gibbering idiot that he is. The world must look on and think ‘who the hell thought voting for that was a good idea?’.

It was interesting to note just how bad a public speaker he is when his audience isn't jam-packed with sycophants, toadies and fuckwits. The most he can manage is to be the idol of the Daily Heil lot...Sadly there are enough forelock tugging morons around for this shower of **** to carry on robbing us blind until the end..which if they carry on as they are, will be sooner rather than later.. I'd have more confidence following a brain dead slug than this criminally embarrassing clown.