Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

Getting a frozen yogurt with 3 toppings that start to slip off as soon as I get it.

Was it a ‘Granny Smith’? Sometime you get a really great, shiny, green, juicy one but other times it’s a yellowy dry yoke.

Can happen just as easily with a ‘Golden Delicious’. My advice would be to stick to the ‘Pink Ladies’. You won’t go wrong there.

Out to airside in Swords to visit B&Q earlier with quite a list of homeware needs and had parked up, just as I went to get out to go into the shop several Garda cars..9 I counted pulled up at speed one after another....outside without lights or sirens and multiple Gardai got out, and entered the store very quickly.... two of them outside were seemingly asking people not to go inside...so back to the car and waiting..

about 20 minutes after there were audible raised voices just from inside... so whatever standoff was going on, be it a raid, some mental health freaky meltdown / standoff or whatever...was not abating...

about-turn and home... empty handed...fûcking pile of donkey piss as the rest of my week is busy grrrr.

Turn on Spotify, I’m just using the free Spotify at the moment but what seems like a 90 second add for Irish fûckin permanent after the FIRST song I listen to.... grrrrr

Hump day. I don't know why it annoys me so much but I hate the term 'hump day'. The weatherman Deric Ó hArtagáin is always saying it...

Off drink for September to test out the 'I'm an alcoholic' theory the doctor has for my liver test results being high. No bother at all, finished up this week so I had planned to get the blood test this week before I go on my sister's spa weekend to Galway. Couldn't get through to the doctors all week and only managed this morning. Next available appointment for a blood test - Monday. FML.

I think I'll have a drink on Friday anyway and just not drink Saturday night. Raging.

Self entitlement seems to be the raison d'être these days of both ends of the generational spectrum... older folks and teens / early 20’s

Was not aware of that. Do you know if that’s the same with the Fuji or Cox’ Pippins?

2pm meetings. Why do people seem to love them so much? They're a total balls. If you prefer a late lunch you're sh!t out of luck, and even if you do 1-2 you still have to finish up early to get sorted out and get back to your desk/laptop/the meeting room to be ready to go at 2.

Load of me hole.

Alexa must have updated their settings. Up to a few days ago, just had to say "Alexa. Play Newstalk radio", and it did.

Now it plays some station broadcast from London.

Have tried "Newstalk Ireland", Newstalk 106fm, "F**king Newstalk that I always listen to", but none of them will work.

Anyone who schedules a meeting for anytime Friday afternoons. May they burn in a vat of their own firey piss.

Today's TA - chimney had to be taken down and rebuilt because of a faulty drip tray. Builders took it down mid August, it's now October and the flue is still sitting there naked and open to the elements letting water piss down into the living room. Apparently they're having trouble sourcing matching brick to rebuild it. DID THEY NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE THEY TOOK THE FCUKER DOWN? I've been calling the builders every single day since last Friday and the cnut won't return my calls.

when somebody phones you as you are about to eat a cornetto and it starts to melt as they are talking to you.