His sister is pushing the buttons now which can only mean Kim is dead. Long live Kim (Yo-jong)
She could push my buttons any day, if you know what I mean. What I essentially mean is that I'd quite like to have sex with her.
You’d better be good or it’s dicky dicky choppy choppy.
did he not appear publicly in the last week or so looking much slimmer?
or did he?
say what you like about North Korea, at least they're more progressive than the taliban
That’s him. Or is it?
Some say she eats Irish men for breakfast, washed down with lashings of TK red lemonade.
By God the Marshall is looking well. He'd have his pick of women down at No. 5 workers' collective farm in that shape - good for him.
May he bestow his munificence upon us for a thousand years.