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Masturbation

Gael23 · 2020-09-15 12:46:18

I’m 29 and I knock one out most mornings. Should you start to wean yourself off playing with it as you get older?

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#572 09-05-2021 2:27pm
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Paulownia wrote:

Do you speak from experience?

No

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#573 09-05-2021 2:56pm
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Ruggabugga101 wrote: »

I was exactly the same as you.

Plenty of lube, some decent porn in the genre you like to get you going (took the advice of someone here and got a decent length porno clip on my phone). A nice tug while you play around with it in your hole and when you blow you won't know what hit you.

Like I said, It won't be an everyday thing as I find you need to take your time, as a daily wanker sometimes I just want a quick release other times I take my time

Having your partner finger you feels awesome so I imagine toys replicate that solo

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#574 09-05-2021 3:04pm
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Username here wrote: »

Jaysus. How much more expensive is it for one that somebody hasn't already had their dick in?

I was more asking if people had used them and found them good, do you have any feedback in this regard?

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#575 09-05-2021 3:15pm
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Yeah surely it would be worth paying a bit extra for a new fleshlight instead of getting one that probably feels like a burst couch.

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#576 09-05-2021 4:39pm
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Gael23 wrote: »

Having your partner finger you feels awesome so I imagine toys replicate that solo

Had ladies in the past do it which hasn't really done much (normally during a boozed shag and/or after some backdoor action with my lad) The Mrs isn't that keen on it. In the meantime I'm in control so it does the business.

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#577 10-05-2021 1:48pm
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Mister Vain wrote: »

I would in me hole stick that up there. I'd end up in A&E.

Looks like a corkscrew embedded in a rubber sh*te.

If you did end up in A&E you'd have to have your story straight for the nurses - you were in the shower, slipped and accidentally sat down on that thing. You don't know what it is but you think it belongs to your housemate.

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#578 11-05-2021 7:43am
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Mister Vain wrote: »

Yeah surely it would be worth paying a bit extra for a new fleshlight instead of getting one that probably feels like a burst couch.

:D :D:D:D :D:D:D

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#579 17-05-2021 10:33am
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Anyine jerked one out using baby oil?

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#580 17-05-2021 1:16pm
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Gael23 wrote: »

Anyine jerked one out using baby oil?

No - I’d imagine it feels good but incredibly messy I’d imagine

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#581 17-05-2021 2:34pm
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Maz2016 wrote: »

No - I’d imagine it feels good but incredibly messy I’d imagine

Yeah it’s a bit too runny. You need more of a gel than oil

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#582 17-05-2021 2:35pm
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Maz2016 wrote: »

No - I’d imagine it feels good but incredibly messy I’d imagine

very ! :eek:

Water based is much easier to clean up than oil !

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#583 18-05-2021 10:36am
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Just joined the site. Haven't read through the entire thread but I have to say kudos for 39 pages of comments about having a Tom Hank.

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#584 18-05-2021 12:40pm
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goldmundXOX wrote: »

Just joined the site. Haven't read through the entire thread but I have to say kudos for 39 pages of comments about having a Tom Hank.

583 posts + 152,000 views....

Must be popular :P

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#585 18-05-2021 7:39pm
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Ky Jelly buy one get one half price in Boots

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#586 20-05-2021 2:34am
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goldmundXOX wrote: »

Just joined the site. Haven't read through the entire thread but I have to say kudos for 39 pages of comments about having a Tom Hank.

Theres a thread in After Hours you might like too,

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#587 21-05-2021 9:48am
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Quantum Erasure wrote: »

Theres a thread in After Hours you might like too,

??

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#588 21-05-2021 8:44pm
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Quantum Erasure wrote: »

goldmundXOX wrote: »

Just joined the site. Haven't read through the entire thread but I have to say kudos for 39 pages of comments about having a Tom Hank.

Theres a thread in After Hours you might like too,

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057970654

504 pages of "here's what I had for dinner last night"

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#589 22-05-2021 8:22pm
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goldmundXOX wrote: »

Just joined the site. Haven't read through the entire thread but I have to say kudos for 39 pages of comments about having a Tom Hank.

Its a central pillar of being a man.

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#590 24-05-2021 11:03am
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What do you all make of the sex robots that seem to be rapidly advancing with new technology? I seen a documentary about this a while back, and while currently the bots are pretty lame, I imagine in a few decades it will be a bit like Westworld where the female robots will be indistinguishable from real women. Would you splash out on this type of technology?

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#591 24-05-2021 12:21pm
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Grey Fox wrote: »

What do you all make of the sex robots that seem to be rapidly advancing with new technology? I seen a documentary about this a while back, and while currently the bots are pretty lame, I imagine in a few decades it will be a bit like Westworld where the female robots will be indistinguishable from real women. Would you splash out on this type of technology?

a bit freaky ....
Couldnt see why anyone would like/enjoy that ...

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#592 24-05-2021 12:56pm
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greenspurs wrote: »

a bit freaky ....
Couldnt see why anyone would like/enjoy that ...

I dont "get" sex dolls myself, and have never used one... but I'd defo be interested in a lifelike Emily Ratakowski (for example) sex robot. All the better if it could also do household chores. I'm sure these things would be prohibitively expensive, but we can always dream.

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#593 24-05-2021 7:17pm
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Maybe you could program a sex robot to give you a prostate massage. :pac:

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#594 27-05-2021 2:35pm
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Saw a few things like that in the shops on Capel st !!

:P

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#595 27-05-2021 2:42pm
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My twice weekly manual relief seems boring compared to what goes on in this thread!

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#596 27-05-2021 2:43pm
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mr.anonymous wrote: »

My twice weekly manual relief seems boring compared to what goes on in this thread!

Only twice !?!?!? !! :eek:

:D:D

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#597 27-05-2021 9:15pm
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greenspurs wrote: »

Only twice !?!?!? !! :eek:

:D:D

Well, I'm not an bubbling pot of testosterone and when I do have some alone time, I like to take my time and enjoy

Also, I hate doing it first thing in the morning. I always feel wrecked after!

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#598 05-06-2021 3:44pm
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Any other lads tried the prostate massage in their **** repotoir, **** me ....wish I'd known about and tried it earlier...explosive!

Doing it now about once a week when I have a bit of extra time. Keep to traditional method the other 6 days of the week.

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#599 05-06-2021 8:27pm
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Ruggabugga101 wrote: »

Any other lads tried the prostate massage in their **** repotoir, **** me ....wish I'd known about and tried it earlier...explosive!

Doing it now about once a week when I have a bit of extra time. Keep to traditional method the other 6 days of the week.

How do you do this?

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#600 05-06-2021 8:48pm
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Gael23 wrote: »

How do you do this?

Technique or tugging frequency?

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#601 07-06-2021 4:18am
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I use a prostate massager regularly. An ex got me into it years ago - her idea was if I want to go up her bum, she goes up mine. First time she hit the prostate I was hooked. The orgasm is different to normal and goes on for much longer. I have a collection of different massagers and plugs and my current gf gets a kick out of using them on me so win win.

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