Masturbation

greenspurs · 21-06-2021 12:33pm

Grey Fox wrote: »

I've never thought about it that way before, but you're right. I'm going to turn over a new leaf, starting tomorrow.

How did you get on ?

JustinOtherGuy · 28-06-2021 2:41am

Yeah, the whole time reading this, I couldn't help but think about the skit in Cheech & Chong, Still Smoking about the world champion masturbator. At the end, the interviewer (Cheech) says, "You'll be in there pulling for us!"

This Clip

28-06-2021 3:07am

greenspurs wrote: »

Does Family Album still have a Lingerie section in its brochures ? :D

The 90s, what a time to be a teenage boy when all we had was lingerie catalogues and imaginations.

I remember tapping spicy scenes / music videos on tv deep in to a vhs and having it as a go to

Maz2016 · 28-06-2021 8:02am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The 90s, what a time to be a teenage boy when all we had was lingerie catalogues and imaginations.

I remember tapping spicy scenes / music videos on tv deep in to a vhs and having it as a go to

Oh god I remember the catalogues and the VHS tapes. If I was desperate my mams magazines and holiday brochures- times were tough (and hard)

MrCostington · 28-06-2021 1:27pm

This is my first time in this section of Boards, LOLed at seeing this:

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Very convenient

BrianD3 · 28-06-2021 1:40pm

Maz2016 wrote: »

Oh god I remember the catalogues and the VHS tapes. If I was desperate my mams magazines and holiday brochures- times were tough (and hard)

If anyone ever looked at my VHS tape recordings from when I was a teenager they'd wonder what I was at. Bits and pieces of innocent programmes like Neighbours and Home & Away - where the recorded segments just happened to feature some female character in tight trousers or a short skirt

As VHS tape was precious, no point in recording the whole programme unless it was actual smut e.g. Eurotrash.

Different times.

28-06-2021 1:59pm

BrianD3 wrote: »

If anyone ever looked at my VHS tape recordings from when I was a teenager they'd wonder what I was at. Bits and pieces of innocent programmes like Neighbours and Home & Away - where the recorded segments just happened to feature some female character in tight trousers or a short skirt

As VHS tape was precious, no point in recording the whole programme unless it was actual smut e.g. Eurotrash.

Different times.

The vhs tape was then hidden under the unit in my case

28-06-2021 2:22pm

Stigura wrote: »

We were half way between a two county journey when, completely out of the blue, I thrust my hips up ~ as best the seat belt would allow. Making an obvious 'Unzipping' motion with my hands. Proclaiming:

" I think I'll just crack one off! "

Have to say, that had me laughing, too.

Maz2016 · 28-06-2021 4:54pm

BrianD3 wrote: »

If anyone ever looked at my VHS tape recordings from when I was a teenager they'd wonder what I was at. Bits and pieces of innocent programmes like Neighbours and Home & Away - where the recorded segments just happened to feature some female character in tight trousers or a short skirt

As VHS tape was precious, no point in recording the whole programme unless it was actual smut e.g. Eurotrash.

Different times.

Different times indeed. Mine was home & away and then it would cut to Baywatch lol Even gladiators ha ha

BrianD3 · 28-06-2021 6:50pm

Maz2016 wrote: »

Different times indeed. Mine was home & away and then it would cut to Baywatch lol Even gladiators ha ha

For some reason Baywatch left me cold, never recorded any of it as....material.

Gladiators - oh yeah

Plenty of other stuff including Blind Date, the Smash Hits Pollwinners Party and Blackboard Jungle. I'm ok with admitting the latter given that I was a schoolboy at the time.

29-06-2021 4:38pm

For the person who was asking about baby oil, I have tried it and it feels really good. I read afterwards that it's not recommended that it can cause irritation, but it was fine for me.

Also, I used an anal vib during a **** session once. It was big and had to take it really slow, but once it was in and i turned it on I felt amazing. It was one of the most intense orgasms of my life

Gael23 · 29-06-2021 5:54pm

BlindItem043 wrote: »

For the person who was asking about baby oil, I have tried it and it feels really good. I read afterwards that it's not recommended that it can cause irritation, but it was fine for me.

Also, I used an anal vib during a **** session once. It was big and had to take it really slow, but once it was in and i turned it on I felt amazing. It was one of the most intense orgasms of my life

I find baby oil too runny. Prefer more of a gel based lube

Maz2016 · 29-06-2021 7:10pm

I started using a flesh light last week. Was very curious so bought it online. Their really good. I was very impressed- easy to clean too.

Gael23 · 30-06-2021 12:03am

Maz2016 wrote: »

I started using a flesh light last week. Was very curious so bought it online. Their really good. I was very impressed- easy to clean too.

Do you take it out of the holder before getting down to business?

Maz2016 · 30-06-2021 7:23am

Gael23 wrote: »

Do you take it out of the holder before getting down to business?

No I left it in the holder Opened the top part a small bit so it was t making trapped air noise lol

30-06-2021 9:47am

Maz2016 wrote: »

I started using a flesh light last week. Was very curious so bought it online. Their really good. I was very impressed- easy to clean too.

I always wanted to try one of them, I bet they feel amazing. Did you use any lube?

30-06-2021 9:47am

Gael23 wrote: »

I find baby oil too runny. Prefer more of a gel based lube

A gel one like KY ? I find that a bit sticky

greenspurs · 30-06-2021 10:40am

BlindItem043 wrote: »

A gel one like KY ? I find that a bit sticky

Plenty of options ...
Durex have different types...

30-06-2021 10:54am

greenspurs wrote: »

Plenty of options ...
Durex have different types...

I know they did flavoured ones, which i hate the idea of, but I didnt realise there were others apart from that

Stigura · 30-06-2021 11:38am

Do they do one that tastes like chicken? (Think on it for a moment

)

30-06-2021 11:40am

Stigura wrote: »

Do they do one that tastes like chicken? (Think on it for a moment )

Is that for choking the chicken I wonder

Maybe they should do one that tastes like fish for the "authentic experience"

:D

Maz2016 · 30-06-2021 11:58am

BlindItem043 wrote: »

I always wanted to try one of them, I bet they feel amazing. Did you use any lube?

Yeah it felt great , especially at the end. Yeah I needed lube. I just use the boots own brand - does the job

30-06-2021 12:01pm

Maz2016 wrote: »

Yeah it felt great , especially at the end. Yeah I needed lube. I just use the boots own brand - does the job

I can imagine the climax is really good, very realistic feeling. . .

greenspurs · 30-06-2021 12:21pm

Stigura wrote: »

Do they do one that tastes like chicken? (Think on it for a moment )

BlindItem043 wrote: »

Is that for choking the chicken I wonder

Maybe they should do one that tastes like fish for the "authentic experience" :D

Cheese flavour ?

Salty flavour ?

:P

Mc Love · 30-06-2021 12:38pm

Maz2016 wrote: »

Different times indeed. Mine was home & away and then it would cut to Baywatch lol Even gladiators ha ha

The TV3 News with Grainne Seoige

30-06-2021 12:40pm

Mc Love wrote: »

The TV3 News with Grainne Seoige

Or News 2 with Sharon Ni Bheolain.

Even to this day Sharon would get the needle moving on the 9 o clock news she is so sexy and wears such tight outfits.

Catriona Perry on the six one news is unreal too . . .

30-06-2021 4:55pm

Mc Love wrote: »

The TV3 News with Grainne Seoige

Cameron Diaz circa the Mask, "Somebody Stop Me"

30-06-2021 5:15pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Cameron Diaz circa the Mask, "Somebody Stop Me"

Similar era:

Tia Carrere in Wayne's World
Sharon Stone in The Specialist (I had a VHS of that that was worn to ribbons)

30-06-2021 5:38pm

BlindItem043 wrote: »

Similar era:

Tia Carrere in Wayne's World
Sharon Stone in The Specialist (I had a VHS of that that was worn to ribbons)

They showed us the mask in Irish college, around a hundred 12 year olds and a vhs from extra vision, I suppose they thought it was ok as it wasnt on an oil rig

Got my passion for cinema there, saw cool runnings etc

Tia Carrere and Sharon Stone are spot on also

BrianD3 · 30-06-2021 7:52pm

BlindItem043 wrote: »

Or News 2 with Sharon Ni Bheolain.

Even to this day Sharon would get the needle moving on the 9 o clock news she is so sexy and wears such tight outfits.

Catriona Perry on the six one news is unreal too . . .

I'm more a a Sharon Tobin fan myself.

Also Sinead Crowley

And my favourite - Anne Cassin. An oldie but a goodie.

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