Masturbation

greenspurs · 01-07-2021 12:11pm

Holiday brochures and Family album swimwear and underwear sections ....
Jaysus , how things have changed !!!

01-07-2021 12:46pm

BlindItem043 wrote: »

Or News 2 with Sharon Ni Bheolain.

I'd be more interested in Catriona Perry, though she doesn't seem to get much mention in such threads for some reason.

Mister Vain · 01-07-2021 12:54pm

Has this thread merged with the "Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn" thread?

Mc Love · 02-07-2021 1:27pm

What we would have done with Love Island back in the day, eh? Plenty of flesh on show

FanadMan · 02-07-2021 3:15pm

Mc Love wrote: »

What we would have done with Love Island back in the day, eh? Plenty of flesh on show

Back in the day I still wouldn't have watched it. Even my teenage self would have had more self respect than to watch that eye cancer.

03-07-2021 12:31am

Mc Love wrote: »

What we would have done with Love Island back in the day, eh? Plenty of flesh on show

I'm afraid I'd have to agree with Fanadman. Even on mute I'd feel brain cells melting away.

Maz2016 · 04-07-2021 12:06pm

One thing about the warm weather, I sleep in the nip...easier access to the boner so I start tugging. Woke up during the night for a nice tug, then another one when I woke up.

Stigura · 04-07-2021 4:16pm

Maz2016 wrote: »

One thing about the warm weather, I sleep in the nip.

:eek: Whoahh! Forgive my curiosity but; What in hell do ye wear, in bed, when it's Not 'warm weather'?

I genuinely can't remember ever sleeping in anything but my skin.

Ruggabugga101 · 04-07-2021 7:54pm

Sleep in the nip all year round myself, too restrictive wearing anything.

Sharing rooms with lads on away weekends etc and suprises me that lads wear clothing to bed.

Back to ****, what are lads lube of choice. If I'm taking my time with a prostate massage (a new thing for me you'll see from earlier posts) I'll use a water based lube.

With the Mrs its durex lube but when its just me on my own (the most common as its pretty much daily) I just use spit. I know some lads say its too try but it does the trick for me (a few loads of spit mind).

Stigura · 04-07-2021 8:19pm

I've only ever bothered with spit when I was much younger, and so would be caught up in 'emergency' situations where by I'd have to use anything to hand. ("Anything to hand " See what I just did the ... Oh, never mind :rolleyes:)

Used to Love a drop of Baby Oil. But, looking back, it did virtually require a sink of soap and hot water for a clean up.

These days? Yeppers. Water based.

Gael23 · 04-07-2021 8:41pm

Stigura wrote: »

I've only ever bothered with spit when I was much younger, and so would be caught up in 'emergency' situations where by I'd have to use anything to hand. ("Anything to hand " See what I just did the ... Oh, never mind :rolleyes:)

Used to Love a drop of Baby Oil. But, looking back, it did virtually require a sink of soap and hot water for a clean up.

These days? Yeppers. Water based.

Spit dries out too quick

Ruggabugga101 · 04-07-2021 9:03pm

Gael23 wrote: »

Spit dries out too quick

While it dries out a few loads of spit and it does the trick for me anyway. Handy when you just want to knock one out to relieve the tension (so not trying to make it last a while) as its always available.

Not sure if being cut vs uncut makes any difference in getting the pre cum going? Am cut myself.

Maz2016 · 04-07-2021 11:04pm

Stigura wrote: »

:eek: Whoahh! Forgive my curiosity but; What in hell do ye wear, in bed, when it's Not 'warm weather'?

I genuinely can't remember ever sleeping in anything but my skin.

A t-shirt and boxers is my usual night time attire :cool: I presumed thats what most lads would wear.

As for lube etc, call me cheap but I find the boots own brand good for sex and fleshlight. If I was having a ****, I usually dont use any - not even spit! If I was experimenting with the back door I would use lube

greenspurs · 05-07-2021 4:12pm

Used to never wear anything in bed, until kids arrived... Had to wear something then ..

greenspurs · 06-07-2021 9:16am

Ruggabugga101 wrote: »

.Not sure if being cut vs uncut makes any difference in getting the pre cum going? Am cut myself.

Uncut wont need to use lube for a hand shandy ?
Use lube for using egg/fleshlight though .

Mister Vain · 06-07-2021 9:19am

Egg? I'm assuming that's not a scrambled egg.

greenspurs · 06-07-2021 9:27am

Mister Vain wrote: »

Egg? I'm assuming that's not a scrambled egg.

:eek:

No, its not.
A Tenga egg .... a wonderful toy !! :P

Stigura · 06-07-2021 8:33pm

Decade or so back, Fleshlight had their own, dedicated forum. I think it was probably part of their own server network. This is as opposed to now, where I Think it's supposed to be them operating from a Reddit board. What ever.

I've never forgotten this German member. He was perfectly open with the fact that he'd set up a screen in each room, playing one of his favourite porn star girls. And have a different dildo waiting too.

Then, he'd dash from room to room, getting an eyeful of each girl. (John 11 : 35)