I don't know where we're going, but we know where we are? (Part whatever)

The Inbetween is mine · 30-04-2021 8:11pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

There actually genuinely is two pampas grass plants at either side of my front gates. They're a devil to cut back.

I'd say you're popular in the local dogging magazine
"Banging with Boardsies"

Purple Mountain · 30-04-2021 8:13pm

I'm chuckling to myself here..imagine if I threw a little whereres get together (post Covid obviously!) and ye all arrived on my little rural boreen in a minibus and ye stop for directions saying..it's a house with the pampas grass plants outside.

Mam of 4 · 30-04-2021 8:28pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'm chuckling to myself here..imagine if I threw a little whereres get together (post Covid obviously!) and ye all arrived on my little rural boreen in a minibus and ye stop for directions saying..it's a house with the pampas grass plants outside.

With the second mini bus loaded up with the food , drink , and anything else that might be needed (ahem)

Purple Mountain · 30-04-2021 8:36pm

I could see Duvet as a good mini bus driver. Mam would be in passenger side with Google maps.
Grandeeod would be already merry on the craft beer cans..

Grandeeod · 30-04-2021 8:37pm

Great news lads! My new camera was dispatched from Germany today. Literally just spotted the email.

So with the pampas grass, key plates/bowls, booze, fancy food and nibbles with lads and babes, Mams gaff can become the new Playboy mansion and I get all the random footage.:D I'll bring the go pro too.:)

Sardonicat · 30-04-2021 8:40pm

No so much a Playboy Bunny, here. More of a Playboy Badger.

The Inbetween is mine · 30-04-2021 8:49pm

Sardonicat wrote: »

No so much a Playboy Bunny, here. More of a Playboy Badger.

Ruff as a badgers chuff :P

Autosport · 30-04-2021 9:25pm

:eek:

Duvet you quickly moved on from Sephy

I heard rumours you were “swinging” from the Sheets

kowloon · 30-04-2021 9:28pm

Is pampas grass the one that has long leaves that'll slice open your hand or am I thinking of something else?

Leg End Reject · 30-04-2021 9:44pm

kowloon wrote: »

Is pampas grass the one that has long leaves that'll slice open your hand or am I thinking of something else?

Ask Purple, the dirty minx.

Grandeeod · 30-04-2021 9:55pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Ask Purple, the dirty minx.

I've slept in it. Tis grand.

Leg End Reject · 30-04-2021 9:57pm

Grandeeod wrote: »

I've slept in it. Tis grand.

In Purple? :eek:

:pac:

kowloon · 30-04-2021 9:58pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

In Purple? :eek:

:pac:

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Purple Mountain · 30-04-2021 10:00pm

Go to mass online on Sunday for your impure thoughts..
Yea, it is the long stem like leaves with blade like sharpness.

Autosport · 30-04-2021 10:03pm

The filth in here

Purple Mountain · 30-04-2021 10:04pm

Anyone watching LLS? Mad stuff.. 80 year olds having a sing song with a ukulele and one woman said she had to go as she "was on a promise".
I nearly vomited from laughing.

Gremlinertia · 01-05-2021 12:06am

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Anyone watching LLS? Mad stuff.. 80 year olds having a sing song with a ukulele and one woman said she had to go as she "was on a promise".
I nearly vomited from laughing.

Wtf? Sounds mad entirely

Watching same murdery show here.. Disturbed few days, got exactly nowt done..

Purple Mountain · 01-05-2021 12:08am

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Wtf? Sounds mad entirely

Watching same murdery show here.. Disturbed few days, got exactly nowt done..

They were celebrating their vaccine freedom

Leg End Reject · 01-05-2021 12:09am

I'm slightly tipsy, that is all.

Autosport · 01-05-2021 12:09am

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'm slightly tipsy, that is all.

Trench coat slipping off the shoulder

Leg End Reject · 01-05-2021 12:21am

Autosport wrote: »

Trench coat slipping off the shoulder

Wide open and hands in pockets. I'm not drunk drunk, just merry.

Trenchcoat is in the dry cleaners getting cleaned ahead of the wild night in Mam's. We can't go to Purple's, she one of those "whispers* swingers. :eek:

Gremlinertia · 01-05-2021 12:34am

Ooh the pampas grass has reared it's head again!

Purple Mountain · 01-05-2021 12:36am

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Ooh the pampas grass has reared it's head again!

And thankfully Mam is of pure mind amongst us that she didn't know the connection it has!
She's the only one of us with her halo still in tact

Grandeeod · 01-05-2021 12:58am

I'm away to the hay lads. We are both behaving so no nonsense.:D Late enough. How did that happen.:eek:

JupiterKid · 01-05-2021 1:56am

Chilling on the sofa with the iPad - Bob Marley playing on the headphones. 😎👍

Tuning into the retro funky sounds of DJ Funkybeak in 35 mins.

Gremlinertia · 01-05-2021 2:09am

Who is this Funkybeak you speak of?.
Glad you are feeling a bit better btw.

Ted_YNWA · 01-05-2021 6:21am

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

I'd say you're popular in the local dogging magazine
"Banging with Boardsies"

I have been away from this thread for a while & this is the first post I see on my return.

I both want to know, and don't want to know what has been going on.

smurfjed · 01-05-2021 8:03am

You really don’t wanna know

:)

01-05-2021 8:56am

Anyone seen my keys???ðŸ˜‚

Purple Mountain · 01-05-2021 9:09am

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I have been away from this thread for a while & this is the first post I see on my return.

I both want to know, and don't want to know what has been going on.

Two words, Teddo.
Pampas grass..

Ted_YNWA · 01-05-2021 9:12am

Purple Mountain wrote:

Two words, Teddo. Pampas grass..

Just after seeing that was mentioned in other threads.
Sounds more like it was other types of grass were being consumed here too.

Sardonicat · 01-05-2021 9:28am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Anyone seen my keys???ðŸ˜‚

I warned you about putting them "there", but would you listen?

01-05-2021 10:38am

Sardonicat wrote: »

I warned you about putting them "there", but would you listen?

It's a bottomless bowl.ðŸ˜‚

The Inbetween is mine · 01-05-2021 10:54am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It's a bottomless bowl.ðŸ˜‚

Bowls being bottomless is ok.....but it's a no-no with women

#Ilikebigbutts

Autosport · 01-05-2021 11:36am

Is it safe to wander in here

The Inbetween is mine · 01-05-2021 11:46am

Autosport wrote: »

Is it safe to wander in here

Probably not, according to Ted, we're either high or horny

Mam of 4 · 01-05-2021 12:03pm

I'm laughing to myself here , I was putting out the rest of the outdoor furniture , making table plans in my head for ye :pac:

Happy Sunny Saturday

Purple Mountain · 01-05-2021 12:55pm

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I'm laughing to myself here , I was putting out the rest of the outdoor furniture , making table plans in my head for ye :pac:

Happy Sunny Saturday

I want a recliner!

thomil · 01-05-2021 1:01pm

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

Probably not, according to Ted, we're either high or horny

Nothing new there so :pac:

Tableside, just finishing up my coffee

Leg End Reject · 01-05-2021 1:01pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I want a recliner!

I bet you do!

01-05-2021 1:03pm

Sitting up in the bed with coffee and my new favourite website, tattle.life. it's pure evil!

Mam of 4 · 01-05-2021 1:15pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I want a recliner!

Aren't you in luck , six of the chairs recline

The rest of us will sit on non recliners and watch......
The sun setting

Autosport · 01-05-2021 3:20pm

Spent 10 minutes watching a red squirrel in the woods

Nature is beautiful

Watching Punchestown now and most say Colm Quinn is plastered everywhere

smurfjed · 01-05-2021 5:02pm

On my 3rd schedule change for today, so knackered before I even leave the hotel. So not totally sure where I’m going tonight nor which city I will sleep in

:)

JupiterKid · 01-05-2021 5:37pm

Met a friend in the Phoenix Park earlier - had a good natter and a long walk.
Beautiful day today - feels like Summer is really getting started.

Building a LEGO set now that I started ages ago but didn’t get to finish.

Purple Mountain · 01-05-2021 5:43pm

JupiterKid wrote: »

Met a friend in the Phoenix Park earlier - had a good natter and a long walk.
Beautiful day today - feels like Summer is really getting started.

Building a LEGO set now that I started ages ago but didn’t get to finish.

It's funny the way the weather seems to be different in different parts of the country. Here, I'm about to light the fire because it's horribly cold and looks like rain.
Yesterday was smashing here while I heard other people say they had rain.

01-05-2021 6:10pm

After a most unfortunate encounter in Tesco I have "taken to the bed".

Sardonicat · 01-05-2021 6:11pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

After a most unfortunate encounter in Tesco I have "taken to the bed".

What happened!?

01-05-2021 6:25pm

Sardonicat wrote: »

What happened!?

I saw someone who used to mean a lot to me. He still does. His girlfriend hates me. Loads of stuff happened. None of us in the right or handled things well.

I said hello and it was horrible. He couldn't have been less pleased to see me. His gf was with him and she rolled her eyes and walked away. 8 years on and she still feels that way. I kept talking "oh hi, what brings you here..". He was like "eh I better go".

Just. Stupid smiley needy head on me. I used to wonder how you could love someone who was no longer in your life but then he left mine. It's like a familial bond that I feel. The brother I never had. He used to call me his little sister. God knows I wasn't easy to be around then.

Sure lookit.

Gremlinertia · 01-05-2021 6:26pm

Work trundle stuff.

I don't know where we're going, but we know where we are? (Part whatever)

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