Bladder leak underwear /pads ads

badabing106 · 30-04-2021 04:44PM #1

Has there always been so many of these ads or is it just a recent phenomenon?

Sharpyshoot · 30-04-2021 04:45PM

It because of COVID, home drinkers too lazy to use the toilet. It’s a sexual thing too for others.

jester77 · 30-04-2021 04:46PM

There's a fine line between too many shakes.

Purple Mountain · 30-04-2021 04:47PM

Did you not know that tv ads are similar to computer cookies?
They only beam ads into your living room that they know are appropriate to you.

NickNickleby · 30-04-2021 04:48PM

Sharpyshoot wrote: »

It because of COVID, home drinkers too lazy to use the toilet. It’s a sexual thing too for others.

That's a bit unfair on home drinkers. Why can't it be a sexual thing for us them too? :pac:

banie01 · 30-04-2021 04:52PM

The ones that annoy me are those innovo ones!

Really great spiel about strength, independence and making ones way to top of the technology pyramid.
Taking control and breaking down barriers whilst an ever expanding shot shows more and more women stamping in sync to show their solidarity.

They wear the pants!
The Innovo pants...

At no point do they actually tell you what Innovo is or does!

Turns out they are EMS pants for pelvic floor muscles.
Who knew...

The amount of ads for these products tho?
One would be forgiven for thinking every 2nd woman over 40 just reeks of piss and is in danger of flooding the gaff.

BrianD3 · 30-04-2021 04:56PM

There do seem to be a lot of them, I don't mind though as there is generally a nice shot of some MILF's arse in them.

Also, I get a laugh out of the pee weights one.

NickNickleby · 30-04-2021 04:59PM

BrianD3 wrote: »

There do seem to be a lot of them, I don't mind though as there is generally a nice shot of some MILF's arse in them.

Also, I get a laugh out of the pee weights one.

I believe the correct term is GILF

:eek: :pac: :pac: :pac:

Fake Scores · 30-04-2021 05:01PM

badabing106 wrote: »

Has there always been so many of these ads :

They are starting to spill over a bit into mainstream TV schedule.

Strumms · 30-04-2021 05:08PM

NickNickleby wrote: »

I believe the correct term is GILF

:eek: :pac: :pac: :pac:

Or PILF at this rate.

Hercule Poirot · 30-04-2021 05:12PM

Better than the sanitary towel ads anyways

Herself does be in a bad way sometimes when she's having her time but according to those adverts she should be out ****ing rollerblading and partying

Recliner · 30-04-2021 05:17PM

Saw an ad years ago in America for butterfly shaped pads for gentlemen with "anal leakage".
I was traumatised after it..

I think we're getting away lightly with the ads we have here, thank God..

bnt · 30-04-2021 05:45PM

Not being a lady, I wouldn't presume to have experience, but I've read that childbirth is pretty hard on the muscles and other bits down there. So if you drop one too many sprogs, and are still able to laugh at all despite that, you might dribble if you do. Male privilege, eh?

Quantum Erasure · 30-04-2021 05:54PM

Sharpyshoot wrote: »

It because of COVID, home drinkers too lazy to use the toilet. It’s a sexual thing too for others.

WAP WAP WAP WAP

Leg End Reject · 30-04-2021 05:55PM

If we're not nagging, offending men or making sandwiches we're pissing ourselves.

I don't have kids so thankfully my sphincters all operate as normal.

banie01 · 30-04-2021 06:28PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I don't have kids so thankfully my sphincters all operate as normal.

I'd be remiss in ensuring boards.ie's continuation as the premier hotbed of sexism and misogyny in Ireland if I didn't ask...

D'ya want that fixed for you?

:pac:

*Any misogyny readers may experience as a result of this comment is purely coincidental

Surreptitious · 30-04-2021 06:31PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

If we're not nagging, offending men or making sandwiches we're pissing ourselves.

I don't have kids so thankfully my sphincters all operate as normal.

Why not do everything at once. Multitasking is what it's all about these days.

Badly Drunk Boy · 30-04-2021 06:50PM

badabing106 wrote: »

Has there always been so many of these ads or is it just a recent phenomenon?

Are you sure they are not implanting an idea subliminally to change your username to bladderbing106?

Quantum Erasure · 30-04-2021 08:38PM

Blast it with piss?

MitchBuch · 30-04-2021 09:35PM

It would soon turn you off women knowing that they are literally pissing themselves underneath those tight little jeans. It's just a feminist agenda, you wouldn't be as quick to see a crude ad for something male related like jock itch or something.

kowloon · 30-04-2021 09:57PM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Did you not know that tv ads are similar to computer cookies?
They only beam ads into your living room that they know are appropriate to you.

Mine must be broken, all I'm getting is ads for furry conventions. :mad:

Leg End Reject · 30-04-2021 09:58PM

banie01 wrote: »

I'd be remiss in ensuring boards.ie's continuation as the premier hotbed of sexism and misogyny in Ireland if I didn't ask...

D'ya want that fixed for you? :pac:

*Any misogyny readers may experience as a result of this comment is purely coincidental

Eeehhhh, which sphincter exactly?

30-04-2021 09:59PM

MitchBuch wrote: »

It would soon turn you off women knowing that they are literally pissing themselves underneath those tight little jeans. It's just a feminist agenda, you wouldn't be as quick to see a crude ad for something male related like jock itch or something.

Wow, the ladies really dodged a bullet knowing that you've been turned off them, didn't they?

30-04-2021 10:12PM

BrianD3 wrote: »

There do seem to be a lot of them, I don't mind though as there is generally a nice shot of some MILF's arse in them.

Good Jesus.

How hard-up are you?? Go and get yourself a Debenhams catalogue from the 1990s. These innocent people are incontinent!

dark crystal · 30-04-2021 10:26PM

MitchBuch wrote: »

It would soon turn you off women knowing that they are literally pissing themselves underneath those tight little jeans. It's just a feminist agenda, you wouldn't be as quick to see a crude ad for something male related like jock itch or something.

If you have jock itch, it's a doctor I'd be going to see.

I've seen ads for viagara, is that a crude enough male-related ad for ya?

griffin100 · 30-04-2021 10:26PM

Anyone else read this as Biden Leak Underwear?

Could be a real thread in time.

Fr_Dougal · 30-04-2021 11:19PM

Well this thread has fvcked up my targeted ads for the next few months anyhow…

Junkyard Tom · 30-04-2021 11:33PM

Fanny Splash, wasn't that a Bong girl?

Leg End Reject · 30-04-2021 11:37PM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Well this thread has fvcked up my targeted ads for the next few months anyhow…

If you were a woman you'd be too busy peeing on yourself to care.

Count your blessings, Father.

Recliner · 01-05-2021 01:20AM

Now my Facebook feed is full of ads for period pants and incontinence pads.

Lovely..

I hate cookies...

KKkitty · 01-05-2021 01:31AM

I have 3 kids and can confirm I'm almost always a cough, sneeze or laugh away from nearly wetting myself. During pregnancy they recommend pelvic floor exercises to prevent things going south in more ways than one but evidently I didn't do enough of them.

Bladder leak underwear /pads ads

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