Bladder leak underwear /pads ads

badabing106

Has there always been so many of these ads or is it just a recent phenomenon?

Sharpyshoot

It because of COVID, home drinkers too lazy to use the toilet. It’s a sexual thing too for others.

jester77

There's a fine line between too many shakes.

Purple Mountain

Did you not know that tv ads are similar to computer cookies?
They only beam ads into your living room that they know are appropriate to you.

NickNickleby

Sharpyshoot wrote: »

It because of COVID, home drinkers too lazy to use the toilet. It’s a sexual thing too for others.

That's a bit unfair on home drinkers. Why can't it be a sexual thing for us them too? :pac:

banie01

The ones that annoy me are those innovo ones!

Really great spiel about strength, independence and making ones way to top of the technology pyramid.
Taking control and breaking down barriers whilst an ever expanding shot shows more and more women stamping in sync to show their solidarity.

They wear the pants!
The Innovo pants...

At no point do they actually tell you what Innovo is or does!

Turns out they are EMS pants for pelvic floor muscles.
Who knew...

The amount of ads for these products tho?
One would be forgiven for thinking every 2nd woman over 40 just reeks of piss and is in danger of flooding the gaff.

BrianD3

There do seem to be a lot of them, I don't mind though as there is generally a nice shot of some MILF's arse in them.

Also, I get a laugh out of the pee weights one.

NickNickleby

BrianD3 wrote: »

There do seem to be a lot of them, I don't mind though as there is generally a nice shot of some MILF's arse in them.

Also, I get a laugh out of the pee weights one.

I believe the correct term is GILF

:eek: :pac: :pac: :pac:

Fake Scores

badabing106 wrote: »

Has there always been so many of these ads :

They are starting to spill over a bit into mainstream TV schedule.

Strumms

NickNickleby wrote: »

I believe the correct term is GILF

:eek: :pac: :pac: :pac:

Or PILF at this rate.

Hercule Poirot

Better than the sanitary towel ads anyways

Herself does be in a bad way sometimes when she's having her time but according to those adverts she should be out ****ing rollerblading and partying

Recliner

Saw an ad years ago in America for butterfly shaped pads for gentlemen with "anal leakage".
I was traumatised after it..

I think we're getting away lightly with the ads we have here, thank God..

bnt

Not being a lady, I wouldn't presume to have experience, but I've read that childbirth is pretty hard on the muscles and other bits down there. So if you drop one too many sprogs, and are still able to laugh at all despite that, you might dribble if you do. Male privilege, eh?

Quantum Erasure

Sharpyshoot wrote: »

It because of COVID, home drinkers too lazy to use the toilet. It’s a sexual thing too for others.

WAP WAP WAP WAP

Leg End Reject

If we're not nagging, offending men or making sandwiches we're pissing ourselves.


I don't have kids so thankfully my sphincters all operate as normal.

banie01

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I don't have kids so thankfully my sphincters all operate as normal.

I'd be remiss in ensuring boards.ie's continuation as the premier hotbed of sexism and misogyny in Ireland if I didn't ask...

D'ya want that fixed for you? :pac:





*Any misogyny readers may experience as a result of this comment is purely coincidental

Surreptitious

Leg End Reject wrote: »

If we're not nagging, offending men or making sandwiches we're pissing ourselves.


I don't have kids so thankfully my sphincters all operate as normal.

Why not do everything at once. Multitasking is what it's all about these days.

Badly Drunk Boy

badabing106 wrote: »

Has there always been so many of these ads or is it just a recent phenomenon?

Are you sure they are not implanting an idea subliminally to change your username to bladderbing106?

Quantum Erasure

Blast it with piss?

MitchBuch

It would soon turn you off women knowing that they are literally pissing themselves underneath those tight little jeans. It's just a feminist agenda, you wouldn't be as quick to see a crude ad for something male related like jock itch or something.

kowloon

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Did you not know that tv ads are similar to computer cookies?
They only beam ads into your living room that they know are appropriate to you.

Mine must be broken, all I'm getting is ads for furry conventions. :mad:

Leg End Reject

banie01 wrote: »

I'd be remiss in ensuring boards.ie's continuation as the premier hotbed of sexism and misogyny in Ireland if I didn't ask...

D'ya want that fixed for you? :pac:





*Any misogyny readers may experience as a result of this comment is purely coincidental

Eeehhhh, which sphincter exactly?

AndrewJRenko

MitchBuch wrote: »

It would soon turn you off women knowing that they are literally pissing themselves underneath those tight little jeans. It's just a feminist agenda, you wouldn't be as quick to see a crude ad for something male related like jock itch or something.

Wow, the ladies really dodged a bullet knowing that you've been turned off them, didn't they?

BrianD3

BrianD3 wrote: »

There do seem to be a lot of them, I don't mind though as there is generally a nice shot of some MILF's arse in them.

Good Jesus.

How hard-up are you?? Go and get yourself a Debenhams catalogue from the 1990s. These innocent people are incontinent!

dark crystal

MitchBuch wrote: »

It would soon turn you off women knowing that they are literally pissing themselves underneath those tight little jeans. It's just a feminist agenda, you wouldn't be as quick to see a crude ad for something male related like jock itch or something.

If you have jock itch, it's a doctor I'd be going to see.

I've seen ads for viagara, is that a crude enough male-related ad for ya?

griffin100

Anyone else read this as Biden Leak Underwear?

Could be a real thread in time.

Fr_Dougal

Well this thread has fvcked up my targeted ads for the next few months anyhow…

Junkyard Tom

Fanny Splash, wasn't that a Bong girl?

Leg End Reject

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Well this thread has fvcked up my targeted ads for the next few months anyhow…

If you were a woman you'd be too busy peeing on yourself to care.

Count your blessings, Father.

Recliner

Now my Facebook feed is full of ads for period pants and incontinence pads.

Lovely..

I hate cookies...

KKkitty

I have 3 kids and can confirm I'm almost always a cough, sneeze or laugh away from nearly wetting myself. During pregnancy they recommend pelvic floor exercises to prevent things going south in more ways than one but evidently I didn't do enough of them.

Wallet Inspector

All I know is I've found bladder-leak underwear that's actually pretty.

Recliner

Wallet Inspector wrote: »

All I know is I've found bladder-leak underwear that's actually pretty.

Links please and thank you.

Recliner

Recliner wrote: »

Links please and thank you.

I hear you're into accidental piss now, Father

The Japanese are mad after that, Father

Recliner

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I hear you're into accidental piss now, Father

The Japanese are mad after that, Father

Ah!!!!! Posted in the wrong forum!!!

Recliner

Recliner wrote: »

Ah!!!!! Posted in the wrong forum!!!

Hey, no judgement here.

Hmm I just wish someone would admit being into piss. I want to understand.

EmmetSpiceland

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Hey, no judgement here.

Hmm I just wish someone would admit being into piss. I want to understand.

Or to meet a “kindred spirit”, hmmmm?

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Or to meet a “kindred spirit”, hmmmm?

I reject that remark, mods, please strike that from the record.

It's everywhere on the porn sites. You cant innocently click on a link without some sort of "squirting" or other urination going on. People are very strange.

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

If we're not nagging, offending men or making sandwiches we're pissing ourselves.


I don't have kids so thankfully my sphincters all operate as normal.

Oi!! :mad: My sphincters are all perfectly fine, thank you very much! I could beat anyone in a sphincter-clenching contest any day!!

For a very long time now my husband has insisted there was an advert for Replens that used to play on TV. He had a catchy little theme tune he used to sing and occasionally will resurrect for old times sake - 🎵 ''Keep your vagina, nice and moist, with Replens -sssss'' 🎵

This story of this advert could be completely true. Or it could be one of his big lie-based jokes that he has stoutly insisted for decades is completely true. And I, I live bewildered, not knowing which it is.

EmmetSpiceland

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I reject that remark, mods, please strike that from the record.

It's everywhere on the porn sites. You cant innocently click on a link without some sort of "squirting" or other urination going on. People are very strange.

Step-relations to the left of me, urinations to the right...

I didn’t think the “squirting” thing fell under the pissing category, though? I only found out, from users on this site, that it was believed to be urine. I mentioned that, in the past, I had been the victim of, an unannounced, “sex wee”, as it was called at the time.

I was assured it was something else but, according to more “knowledgable” users on here, it wasn’t. Live and learn, I guess.

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Step-relations to the left of me, urinations to the right...

I didn’t think the “squirting” thing fell under the pissing category, though? I only found out, from users on this site, that it was believed to be urine. I mentioned that, in the past, I had been the victim of, an unannounced, “sex wee”, as it was called at the time.

I was assured it was something else but, according to more “knowledgable” users on here, it wasn’t. Live and learn, I guess.

I won't even get into the step-sibling thing, we haven't yet had breakfast.

I have done a lot of research on "squirting" — all academic, very above-board; and it's almost certainly urination. In fact, I have accumulated something of a "thesis" on the subject. It's not something I'm proud of.

banie01

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Eeehhhh, which sphincter exactly?

Lady's choice :P

Even venous ones count!
But no eyes, touching eyes freaks me out.