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Liveline: Live & Let Dial

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    #182
    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,449 ✭✭✭touts


    They are teaching masturbation in school Joe!



    Maybe she should try it.


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    #183
    BrentMused
    Registered Users Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭BrentMused


    "You called me Joe, I didn't call you."

    Caller driven show.....


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    #184
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    “Made for hard”

    What an unfortunate choice of words!


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    #185
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,861 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    "Wash yer hands" is very apt to this topic!!!!


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    #186
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,667 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Poor kids going home from school now in their parents car wondering what in the jaysus is being discussed.


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    #187
    jojofizzio
    Registered Users Posts: 5,994 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    They’re teaching masturbation in school???
    Changed since my day....


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    #188
    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,449 ✭✭✭touts


    You rang me Joe I didn't ring you!


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    #189
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    so Liveline has guests not callers


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    #190
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    “Every sperm is sacred”....


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    #191
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Ahhhh. Finally.....

    This is what lahvlahn is supposed to be about.

    All is good in the world once more.

    Craw thumping blue balled anti masturbators frothing on a Friday.

    Those bad bad bastards.


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    #192
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 16,745 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Hope Dara O Brian doesn't tell Ray he went for a couple of pints or he'll end up getting lectured about it


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    #193
    Flukey
    Registered Users Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    McDermotX wrote: »
    Caller driven


    Go'won caller !!

    It is caller driven. It's just that Joe and his researchers are sometimes the caller.


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    #194
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    They won't be phoning that woman again.


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    #195
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    If they banned masturbation, rape figures would go through the roof


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    #196
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    They’re teaching masturbation in school???
    Changed since my day....

    Not really, they just brought it in from the bicycle shed!


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    #197
    ShamNNspace
    Registered Users Posts: 4,682 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    I do think Joe is discussing this topic for the purposes of his own delectation


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    #198
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,830 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "You follow me?"

    Never, Joe.


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    #199
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    They’re teaching de chislers how to **** in school
    Joe.


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    #200
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    If they banned masturbation, rape figures would go through the roof

    Ok Father Dick.


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    #201
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 16,745 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    generalgerry wrote: »
    They won't be phoning that woman again.

    I think she got a bad line during the break:rolleyes:

    EDIT: and there will still be some posters here thinking that is not a thing and its all in our imagination


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    #202
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    he reads like a 6 year old


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    #203
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 13,033 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    What sort of car was he in, Joe? A Hot Rod?


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    #204
    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,449 ✭✭✭touts


    Thou shalt not spill your seed. Because if you do so you are neglecting your obligation to impregnate your widowed Sister in Law????

    Is that the bible or Eastenders?


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    #205
    randy hickey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,935 ✭✭✭randy hickey


    I had to sign in for this - the minute I heard this on De LL I knew it would all kick off in here!

    "Catholics are hard Joe"

    Maybe that should have been the priest's defence?


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    #206
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    That woman was not allowed to speak as she was ratting out the show for calling her


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    #207
    FunkyDa2
    Registered Users Posts: 253 ✭✭FunkyDa2


    You'd DEFINITELY need to wash your hands...:cool:


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    #208
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 14,836 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    He was polishing his pillar


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    #209
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    "You follow me?"

    Never, Joe.


    A “Dja follow me?” from Joe usually follows an explanation that has made a relatively simple concept infinitely more complex.


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    #210
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    He is a phallic symbol in society.


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    #211
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    I'm going for a good ****


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