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People with stupid names

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  • Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I always associate New Zealand with weird names, even though I shouldn't since they have made a real effort to stamp weird names out :D It's a bit like associating the Spanish flu with Spainm, but anyway...

    21 Baby Names That Have Been Forbidden In New Zealand --Lucifer, 4real, Stallion

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/21-baby-names-forbidden-new-zealand_n_5ae1f144e4b055fd7fc95f75
    A nine-year-old girl whose parents named her Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii was put into court guardianship in New Zealand so that her name could be changed.

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,458 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    The biggest complaint a friend of mine named Brian has is getting letters, name tags and place cards with “Brain” printed on them. Seems to happen an awful lot.

    I knew an Enda, who, upon moving to the UK, got these with Edna on it.


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    I knew an Enda, who, upon moving to the UK, got these with Edna on it.

    https://twitter.com/AnthonyCamber/status/540149095114223616?s=19


  • Posts: 3,842 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Brian, Derek, and Terry etc just sound to me like a group of lads who were born in northern england in the 1970s and formed a Phil Collins/ Genesis tribute act.

    Brian’s a fairly Irish name, right? O’Brian etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭NuttyMcNutty


    I once had an “encounter” with a lovely young lady with the name Denny. Think it was short for Denise, though. I never asked.[/QUOTE]
    Did ye give her the sausage:p:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Brian’s a fairly Irish name, right? O’Brian etc.

    I once knew a Brian O’Brien, people called him “Bob”.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,426 ✭✭✭SineadSpears



    or the awkward moment when you look into the pram and say 'ah he's lovely, what's his name'..... and Eamonn is the reply

    like just why :o


    His grandfather was called Eamonn?

    it's a perfect fine name for a grandfather. even a father at a push.

    But I think it's awful for a new baby in the last 5 years to be called that :o

    I wouldn't mind something like George, Harry or Louis being used but Eamonn, no.

    ....…

    2026: 'This is where something better begins' (←well that plan ain't working out too well)



  • Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    it's a perfect fine name for a grandfather. even a father at a push.

    But I think it's awful for a new baby in the last 5 years to be called that :o

    I wouldn't mind something like George, Harry or Louis being used but Eamonn, no.

    Fun fact:

    There’s a New York-born rapper called ‘Eamon’. Amongst his discography is ‘F*ck it, I don’t want you back’.

    Apparently, he’s named after the famous Irish middle distance runner Eamonn Coughlan. The rapper’s father was a huge fan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,937 ✭✭✭✭murpho999


    Years ago backpacking in Australia and I met an American called Kerry Dingle and he was not impressed that I found his name funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,937 ✭✭✭✭murpho999


    IMG_3295m.jpg

    I lived in NL when this guy was a union leader and I still laugh when I first saw him on TV and he is now a senator.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭BENDYBINN


    An old lad near me is called Willie Player...........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 556 ✭✭✭shtpEdthePlum


    it's a perfect fine name for a grandfather. even a father at a push.

    But I think it's awful for a new baby in the last 5 years to be called that :o

    I wouldn't mind something like George, Harry or Louis being used but Eamonn, no.
    So English monarchy titles are grand but not an Irish traditional name. Riiight. :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,750 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    Seprina
    Theady
    Eaney
    Simey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    I once knew a Brian O’Brien, people called him “Bob”.

    I worked with a fella called Niall O Dwyer and it took me a few weeks to work out why everyone in the place called him Noddy! :)

    Also met a sales rep called Dermot McDermot, first time I met him I just couldn't take him seriously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 565 ✭✭✭frosty123


    Prince...the pop star

    He was never a member of royalty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 685 ✭✭✭Jay Dee




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,750 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    Jay Dee wrote: »

    Very apt for a brothel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,008 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Queen Latifah.


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pick up the Financial Times on any given weekend, because the weekend edition is a directory of the most outlandish names. Their Scotland correspondent, Mure Dickie, sounds like some pipe-smoking, grouse-shooting hack from a PG Wodehouse novel.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 452 ✭✭Sharpyshoot


    Miltiades, and he never answer the phone.


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